guy who gets really mad and uploads a blank image and tells you to read the alt text cuz he couldn't fit his response in only 300 characters

Well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

To be honest it’s safe to assume that as a cop his pants were on fire

Mirror universe Borg should have been called the Grob

"against impossible odds" you'd think a guy that involved with game dev would realise they're designed for the player to win, right?

personally I think art peaked in the paleolithic

Pathological 3 and Gundam Hathaway 2 both coming out in January. Wonder what the next “it’s been 84 years” thing will get announced for then is

Fucking Toreadors locked behind the most expensive version lmao fuck off

Tron Arse

First attempt at painting a Gundam. Green was botched, and paint damaged in a couple of spots but otherwise worked pretty well I’d say

youtube knows when I've been drinking and I'm on a binge

Having a long hangover/spicy wing dump whilst Eurovision ballads blare out is a transcendent experience everybody should go through

Move the Devil May Cry series. DMC1 Viewtiful Joe PS2 edition DMC3 DMC4 DMC5 All bangers

Each image more heartbreaking than the last

Decided to stop being lazy and actually do some one handed longsword drills at home. My noodle arms are suffering

One of these days I’ll do an Abrazare session and not immediately forget every move the second we start wrestling

Wanting to nap on the train but the potential of a ticket check looms over me like the Sword of Damocles

Salmon packet busted on the way home and now everything smells like fish 🥲

Aging is wild. I'm simultaneously faster, stronger, more agile and have better endurance than ever in my life. But picking up something from the floor requires I fill in the prerequisite paperwork and give 6-8 business days notice.

Fun thing about red dragon gloves is sometimes you just take a longsword to an unprotected wrist

Back in the war people had to put their own salt in Moretti’s

I apologise to every passenger on this train it might be negative temperature but I’m still incredibly sweaty

My ever increasing stockpile of hema gear is getting more and more unwieldy to walk multiple miles with

I’m still not 100% what Americans think biscuits are

Hundred plus people days no shower, covered in fear sweat? The Squid Game dorm must smell atrocious

Funny thing about studying Fiore is you’re definitely not learning modern knife defense. Knife offence however…

Looking at the Fiore mounted combat section then this image, and getting sinister ideas

Started getting in HEMA practice everyday. My bones hort.

Love bringing pain and sorrow

Bots on instagram really like my subtle attempt to pass Doncaster train station off as the Shibuya sky walk

We got Clover studio back??

Me: the horned warriors are basically making Nameless King a regular enemy Fromsoft:

People acting surprised that the CEO killer getting caught for something incredibly dumb after eluding cops for several days forgot to take into account something important: Police are largely incompetent

So far shit lmao

First HEMA tournament in the morning (note: club wise, not an official thing) Time to practice for like the first time ever.

Think I should reawaken my Pathologic obsession in preparation for Daniil Dankovsky’s Excellent Adventure

Yes Haha… yess

Elden Ring is good because it’s realistic (scary, confusing, forced 2 struggle, safety= depressing, every1 who talks is insane, power is evil, body never looks quite right, seems like any chance 2 save world died b4 u were born, every rando is both stupid+ dangerous, impossible 2 win, wolf storms)

Guide to French pronunciation rules: 1. "s" is always silent 2. several vowels in a row means to sound extra snobby 3. "x" is wildcard, make a random sound

Not particularly bothered whether this is true or not, but certainly makes a good metaphor either way

“1st guard” This means it’s the most important one.

I will never wear my glasses. I’ve seen enough.

I’m still yet to find any JRPG (maybe even game at all) with anywhere near the ambition of scope/scale of Xenogears

Hajime no Ippo is so good but following it week to week is pure pain. Story moves at the pace of continental drift.

Might try the mod for Skyrim that replaces Macho Man Randy Savage with dragons

My personal opinion on whether SOTE should get game of the year is God Hand still exists and is still the best game

Remember kids: don’t start smoking. You aren’t cool enough to pull it off.

bideo game :)