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Executive dysfunction

Happy Metal Gear Solid 2 day for all who celebrate

Got on the bus within 3 seconds of my ticket expiring, after almost missing it entirely. It’s all coming up Jum this morning

Honestly not sure if parody or just french

Every time I look at FF7 stuff I stumble onto Tifa vs Aerith discourse Sad to see the youth dragged into my generations conflicts

Althoughbeitfully

They’re making Elden Ring woke

Funniest architectural term is "Buttress" I will not be taking questions at this time

"Why do you want to have a 1970s music pavilion at the Shakespeare festival?" "It features wine made by the chairman of the Chinese Communist Party!" "But how does that make it anything to do with Shakespeare?" "Mao is the vintner of our disco tent!" [Exit, pursued by a bear]

It's been long enough: Resident Evil 9 needs a remake

Looking into this Vadi fella #hema

Adding Wednesday to my list of obligation evenings. This really doesn’t fit with shift work :(

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

The game itself is so good but the further I'm getting into Pathologic 3's achievement hunting the more frustrating it's getting. Not "negative experience" frustrating. More "non-functioning game". So many questlines can just arbitrarily bug out beyond repair.

apparently Americans don’t butter their coke glasses?

Boner Temple

Pathologic 3 Is Genius And Here's Why: I made it to the last day and the game told me to fuck off until I unlock a real ending

pathologic 3

"Hey mister why do you keep running into the park?" "You made me play hide and seek and now I'm so mad my heart is gonna rip out my chest." "do you like the park?" "No, it thoroughly depresses me" Daniil Dankovsky remains gamings Most Normal protagonist

Pathologic 3 lets you agree to babysit some kids and it makes you so mad you might actually die. Peak.

Huge fan of how Artemy is supposed to be the local superstitions guy but Daniil is out there holding the plague back by fighting a literal plague monster

Pathologic 3 is a good game

Wait, 2026? We just got one year out of the way and they immediately want us to do a whole other one?

if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities

TOS Star Trek is like 10% really good and 90% The Enterprise Encounters A Wizard Again

Was in my sisters car with my mum, who kept insisting she turn off the sat nav and follow her directions and all I could think was

guy who gets really mad and uploads a blank image and tells you to read the alt text cuz he couldn't fit his response in only 300 characters

Well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

To be honest it’s safe to assume that as a cop his pants were on fire

Mirror universe Borg should have been called the Grob

"against impossible odds" you'd think a guy that involved with game dev would realise they're designed for the player to win, right?

personally I think art peaked in the paleolithic

Pathological 3 and Gundam Hathaway 2 both coming out in January. Wonder what the next “it’s been 84 years” thing will get announced for then is

Fucking Toreadors locked behind the most expensive version lmao fuck off

Tron Arse

First attempt at painting a Gundam. Green was botched, and paint damaged in a couple of spots but otherwise worked pretty well I’d say

youtube knows when I've been drinking and I'm on a binge

Having a long hangover/spicy wing dump whilst Eurovision ballads blare out is a transcendent experience everybody should go through

Move the Devil May Cry series. DMC1 Viewtiful Joe PS2 edition DMC3 DMC4 DMC5 All bangers

Each image more heartbreaking than the last

Decided to stop being lazy and actually do some one handed longsword drills at home. My noodle arms are suffering

One of these days I’ll do an Abrazare session and not immediately forget every move the second we start wrestling

Wanting to nap on the train but the potential of a ticket check looms over me like the Sword of Damocles

Salmon packet busted on the way home and now everything smells like fish 🥲

Aging is wild. I'm simultaneously faster, stronger, more agile and have better endurance than ever in my life. But picking up something from the floor requires I fill in the prerequisite paperwork and give 6-8 business days notice.