If I was an alien to another world. My first contact would be this: “Lend me $20”

millennial parenting, telling your kid “that’s not very cash money of you” when you’re disappointed

RIP Technoblade.

You fool. Read the Indian Act. Reservations are the byproduct of segregation sites. Those living there experience insignificant benefits of infrastructure. If you knew a thing about social determinants of health, you would understand systemic racism and colonialism is indirectly killing people.

It is 2026 and I’ll always watch the same Might Guy and 4th Hokage edit with different music

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Watching “best headphone dongles” Comment section linking dac sales, “dangle your dongs with us” lol

Sometimes I draw stuff

Playing ODST multiplayer with 4 people still feels peak to me

Never forget 5/13/1985

My Deku Tree lego arrived last night I am excited for the long weekend 😭

What occupations do skeletons hold besides the grim reaper?

I need to return to my origins Selling cow hides 100gp each ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Happy Mother’s Day! You are worthy of care. We believe you always. Together, let’s build a world that doesn’t just thank moms, but truly values and cares for moms. You are not alone 💚🐝 ✨ www.PeoplesBillOfRights250.org ✨

#osrs This gives so much audio stim!!

The Bluesky moderators don’t return their shopping carts to the cart corral.

Advice to students is to save your course syllabi. With the course outline you can always return to search for the readings, and use the learning outcomes on your resume

Whenever I see trends on comparing past photos, I think that it will be used to train AI for better photo-recognition

Starfox 64 remaster 🙂‍↕️

Baby Cigarette. :(

Karl Marx Was Right: A Reading List

This is actually important but I bet this won't get anywhere near the engagement that a joke post about buying a used car did. canadiangeographic.ca/articles/thi...

we have just $300 to go! who can help get over the finish line?

Taking on the jellies

Shrinkflation is so bad single-ply toilet paper is stronger than some paper bags lol. I needed one at the corner store and it immediately perished

Master technique: - infiltrate corporate America - work your way up to manager - lie about credentials if you must - hangout for 2 months for pay - wrongfully terminate your team - team gets paid leave due to wrongful termination and benefits - leave corporate America - leave America - change name

Tears drier than Ben Shapiro's wife

Samus is such a bullshit character on smash bc why do they camp so hard

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

The thunder was nice this morning

*full metal alchemist*

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

We need to invent time travel so we can kick John A. Macdonald’s ass

KK Bubblegum

i got a 911 text from an eviction-defense attorney today who had a client who needed nearly $5,000 to prevent her eviction i was all ready to barn-raise for it. but then—what’s that? the community-run rent fund in her area had the resources to cover it! need met! done! another world is possible.

LIVE: Environmental and human rights organizations are launching a new constitutional legal challenge against Ontario's Bill 5 this hour. www.ola.org/en/legislati... They include Ecojustice, Democracy Watch, Environmental Defence, Friends of the Earth Canada, and Wildlands League.

My office moved across town It went from a 2 minute commute to a 20 minute commute 😩

Most of the Spider-Man villains wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for capitalism and occupational safety

White police/military should count towards the statistics of gang violence. Many alt. right people infiltrate, and arguably, are invited into these spaces to commit violence against marginalized peoples. These groups would also than take up the majority of violent crimes. As 40% harm their partners

I was reflecting this morning Being a zionist is one of the most anti-Semitic actions/beliefs one can have

A ungentle reminder that the RCMP was formed to enforce the Indian Act in Canada.

J. D. Vance is... bell hooks' Wario?

Some reading materials I've had the privilege to enjoy in the last while, in no particular order:

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