who wants to go to da Movies

reading the new Lindy West memoir because I can’t resist the Discourse™️

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

What goes faster, a car or a bicycle? Quickly now

Am I losing it or did the 87 just stop existing

I don’t care about the Taylor Frankie Paul Bachelorette situation (I can’t stop thinking about it)

I can fix him

You know what….. I don’t think I’ve ever drank a Coke Zero

I love when Maintenance Phase releases an episode about someone I already hate

honestly how dare MUNA release So What while I’m going through it that’s so fucking mean of them

I wanna see Project Hail Mary but what if it’s bad

If your recipe calls for melting cheddar cheese… you don’t know what you’re doing

heterosexuality is the most natural thing in the world! that’s why today we are passing a law that bans gay people from tv, movies, music, books, medicine, history, schools, and public life. if you break this law we will feed you to a python.

maybe if I start Mice and Murder this week (will I ever finish the new season of Bridgerton?? unclear) they’ll drop a trailer for the next D20 season

st patrick’s day is peak ‘white ppl get drunk’ shit-ass fake holiday and it’s dumb as hell imo

I lost like… an embarrassing amount of cheese to that power outage

Power’s out, so I can’t use my CPAP, which apparently means I can’t sleep At All

I just wanna say I have hated Dr. Garcia from the beginning and I was correct the whole time

My beloved friend asked me a year ago to get ready for this project. Can we make it happen? Psychologists will bring an urgent, six-day mental health intervention to Palestinian children who were detained in the occupation's violent prisons. Let's do it:

Dr. Parker Ellis

honestly.., thank god for Instacart

gunky 🤧

I will not stop saying “Olivia Rodrigo was right. It’s brutal out here,” even though that song came out a full five years ago

The last time I went out with someone it wasn’t someone I met on the apps and it was WORSE actually

Listen I know it would be wasteful but what if I just got rid of my entire wardrobe and started over

think if our governments had spent the last couple decades seriously trying to end dependency on oil

woman is a top tier gender imo, somewhere in the top 5 at least

lmaoooo my mom reminded me of a joke I wrote for my sister’s wedding speech that I had completely forgotten I’d written. I’m actually so funny

I met Aaron Chen!!!

I don’t think I like my haircut :/// but luckily she grows fast

THE PITT ANTRHOCON PLOTLINE YESSSS

I tried to read this back in 2019 and dnfed it because it was so depressing lmao

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!" counterpoint! the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

I need to go both shoe shopping and bra shopping desperately

oh my god… despite my “book buying ban” I once again have 92 unread books on my list

I’m starting a rumor that Gregory’s season of Bridgerton will be gay

started my Gideon reread so unfortunately there will be no shutting me up for the foreseeable future

I got my parents into watching The Pitt but was worried that my mom would be too upset by the mass shooting episodes but nope that was just me 🙃

this is just who they are they do bad things everywhere all the time because they are evil and stupid and constantly indulging their very worst impulses there’s no twelve dimensional plan here

free note to everyone: you can just say we shouldn’t be bombing Iran rather than pretending this would be fine if Trump explained himself better

contractors are here fixing the wall of my office and I think it’s actually helping me body double a little bit lol

BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

I made Emily guess the flavor of potato chips at the grocery store but it was “sour cream and shamrock” so basically a trick question

February bad

Last week, my mother took me and my kids to see the school where, 60 years ago, she was among the first wave of Black students to integrate a previously all-White school. We wanted to remind my kids that Black history is not just famous people in textbooks, it is often the people right next to you.

Pop-up board game cafe at my favorite local yarn store but it slightly overlaps with the book club meeting when we’re talking about Gideon the Ninth

They should make a type of caffeine that calms you down

packed my entire lunch to go to the office today and then left it on the floor of my apartment instead of taking it with me

A lot of the time I simply don’t know what people are talking about on here and I think that’s beautiful