I’m giving out books tonight in addition to candy. It’s funny. Some kids are like ‘no book’ and some are like ‘oh wow, I got a book!’

Happy Halloween, Intrepid Heroes! @dimension20.bsky.social

I don’t go here but look at my cool talented friend!!!

putting the $57 I got paid for jury duty into my savings account rather than my checking account. That’s a #growth mindset

honestly I am shocked pikachu every time I take my meds as prescribed and they actually work

Might fuck around and make a bunch of lemon curd this Halloweekend

Staff of Doubt more like staff I doubt I will be able to finish in time for Halloween

Huge news: I slept through the night

Post concert tiramisu gelato my beloved!!

my love language is making dinner for my friends 🥹

Leith Ross is a real lover. Most wholesome person on the planet

i just need people to know it's not hypocrisy when Devout Christian Mike Johnson cuts off SNAP benefits. it's not a lack of "christian charity" to make kids starve; it's because the christian right wants to control who gets food, through churches, so they can deny queers and sluts at will

passing out a bunch of friendship bracelets at the Leith Ross show that say “WE’LL NEVER HAVE SEX”

I guess I just have to read On a Sunbeam with my iPad 8 inches away from my face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (yes I know I need to make an appointment with the eye doctor)

am I depressed or did I just not eat enough food today

I swear the Kindle app used to have a feature where you could zoom in panel-by-panel through graphic novels—did they get rid of that? Or does my library ebook just not have that feature?

Once again I can hear a smoke alarm low battery chirp and I’m not sure whether it’s coming from my apartment or my neighbor’s

going to attempt to make ten servings of this soup so I can share it with my friends 🥹

I don’t think I realized how shit the economy was until buying three sets of IKEA curtains (+rods and rings) cost me THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS

haven’t watched the last Cloudward, Ho Adventuring Party yet because on some level I don’t want it to be over

saw a mouse in my apartment this morning and suddenly considering becoming a cat foster mom despite my allergies

can I please catch a fucking break!!!!!

if my Halloween costume is a butch character does that count as drag lmao

current book club book is a queer robot novella and I have THOUGHTS on this subgenre

At the Jensen McRae show and no one else is wearing a mask and I’m like… y’all are not real fans lol

hmmm what if I bought Emily and I matching Gamechanger sweatshirts lmao

I’ve been pescatarian since college but honestly sometimes I look at the prosciutto at the grocery store and think about throwing it all away

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! Is such a fucking bop. Also Raye if you like girls too your wife is in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

is it just me or is everything on Instagram suddenly an ad for an online casino??

Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents. I did it because the government isn’t. This is what I found.

It was not, in fact, safe to do this

is it safe to try to cut through a wooden mop handle with a serrated knife if you don’t have a saw asking for a friend haha

It’s tough because I know that if I want to support artists the best thing I can do is to *actually buy their music* but there are so many songs I want to listen to in any given day and also streaming is how I’ve found new music for the past 12 years

okay I am working on the process of transitioning away from Spotify (it may be awhile though, I have so many playlists) and I’m devastated to find that MUNA’s first two albums are not on Bandcamp???? hello????

My sleep is so weird now?? I slept for like 11 or 12 hours (7.5 with CPAP) and now I have a headache ugh

okay I’m gonna talk about H*rry P*tter but it’s gonna be worth it I promise

I hate Hinge lmao what do you *mean* you have 17 cats

I am going bananas because my neighbor’s smoke alarm low battery thing has been chirping for a week while she was out of town so I just had to listen to it constantly and she came back but it’s still beeping

got even closer to a breakdown when someone requested a last minute report from me at work and I almost missed the bus

my kingdom for the person who can fit me for a bra correctly

*almost* had a breakdown when I realized it’s Only Tuesday

God my executives are disfunctioning. Somebody call HR

I’m keeping Apple TV+ just until the Andrea Gibson documentary comes out and then canceling it again until Murderbot comes back

Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4o9CBur

I’m finally starting to be able to sleep through the night wearing the CPAP let’s gooooo

do you ever notice when someone starts divorceposting

it’s Bottoms season btw

I need MUN4 as soon as humanly possible

lol even the Christians are turning on Taylor too because her lyrics are too explicit. I’m paraphrasing from a couple posts I saw on Instagram: “You wouldn’t want your child listening to these lyrics! You wouldn’t let your child listen to a RAP song with these lyrics!”

yeah I’m absolutely frogging my folklore cardigan lmao. all jaded Swifties are invited to help, feel like it might be a little cathartic