Vulture, et al: OMG, look at all these CRAZY WOMEN fujo-ing out! My gay male friend whose fic is linked in their article: excuse me??? Like, you're not even trying. You're just assuming everyone is straight and female, and... for what? Clout?

aioli……

My son is a Powerpuff girl

BLOOMFIELD MARKET HAD THE SUNSHINE LA CROIX, huuuuge get

other fun ideas we’ve had include ‘everyone playing their most normal/grounded/least chaotic character’ and ‘oops all paladins’

this is the only critical role announcement bit that I genuinely love sgfbdjsj

SAVE ME PISCES SEASON

Currently at a VIP experience for a concert of a band I have little to no interest in because I am accompanying my mom and I am obsessed with how we have this in common. This is why I never tell anyone to come to EE with me

cleaning my bathroom even though I don’t Wanna 🏆🏆🏆🏆 bravest in all the land award

Better Boy….

Ollie photo-perfectly bopped me on my new pants

high of 47F today save me… Save me high of 47…..

finally picked Titus Alone back up again… the titus/juno/muzzlehatch situation is ABSOLUTELY ‘this love triangle could be solved by a threesome’ material tbh

ivysaur moment

robbie daymond AA is going to be sooo 👀

children know creddahornis intrinsically

Sometimes I can read a paragraph or a dialogue exchange in a fanfic and immediately just go “oh, so this person Also grew up on animorphs”

thank GOD oscar corrected zac on michelle branch vs vanessa carlton in this AP because it hurt to watch him be publicly wrong like noooo hahaha

I was so extremely into Beardsley’s sneakers on this week’s @umactually.bsky.social episode that I immediately noticed when they were suddenly wearing a different pair in the very last shot—is this some kind of ‘spot the difference’ meta game lmao (anyway sick shoes dude)

was gonna toss in my love for ‘Girl from Ipanema Goes to Greenland’ but i’d also be remiss to not mention how insane it is that there’s little to no fob/patd/what have you in this thread. bands literally known and derided for their long song titles just NOT in this app’s demographic somehow i guess

You can’t compete with cream

I love zac oyama(‘s freckles)!!!!!

i just want everyone to be nice to me without being patronizing!!!!!!!!! too huge an ask apparently ?? idk

brennan lee mulligan introducing Aunt Freaky AND Petra and Ryah Tachonis unto the world literally one night apart is crazy work man

bolaire!!!!!!

What’s good for the goose is good for the gender

30s is better for fandom because now you have big girl money to spend on your stupid waifus

man, put Ivory Tower back in the live set. it whips ass. Maybe in a post-live Yuppie Supper world they’ll bring back just guys being dudes on wild guitars

Two snows days in a row, let me paint the scene kitchen table: roommate and I, both sitting here eating bagels, nose deep in our phones elsewhere in the apartment: vague ominous cat mischief noises

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

Everyone has a part to play. Even—especially—the person who moderates the subreddit for videos of people patting their cat on the butt really rapidly.

a fanfic author in my sphere whose general vibes i find unpleasant/Not For Me has a very specific quirky exotic animal as part of their username and now I feel bad because I kneejerk-react to content of that animal with my vibes toward that author before I can course correct. Sorry little dudes

sorry, if another rude as fuck gen-z woman calls our store and DEMANDS the valentine’s day strawberry sonny angels i’m gonna light the phone on fire with my mind. YEAH I KNOW THEY COME OUT TOMORROW. I WORK HERE

which oomf wants this Ace cat someone left on the table outside my work

this is my second friend whose mom has passed unexpectedly in the past month (??? srsly wtf??) and I’m sure anything anyone can kick in would be hugely appreciated gofund.me/12df05a3f

We have both a RuPaul puzzle and a puzzle called “judgy fish” and I do my best to put them next to each other whenever possible

two things that can both be true are “I’m sorry my haircut girlie injured her back and i hope she recovers swiftly oh no” and also “fuck me i reeeeally do not want to wait two more weeks to get my hair cut”

Em and I ordered indian and I just stood there cradling the foil packet of my naan to my chest and absorbing its warmth

Unique type of 21st century insanity when you are trying to reference a meme to someone who is unfamiliar with the meme

Missing the bus when it’s “feels like 2” outside

im literally so good at dialogue !

PLEASE make my coworker STOP showing me cursed AI mpreg tiktoks

wow rude :/

the problem with watching a lot of dnd shows is it makes me want to be playing a lot of dnd. there are so many Characters in my brain and my heart 🥲