Lmfao alright then.

Also sorry it's bonkers to not have Ninjitsu in the TMNT Magic the Gathering set....what a terrible decision......

This is not true....but imagine the world where the WifeSwap episode with Dr. Wendy was part of the sting to crack the insurance case and that's why it's getting pulled.

A crazy 24 hours to be someone who watches a lot of reality tv.

Video games ask the important questions, like "What if the hills were not in fact alive with the sound of music but instead were silent? What then?"

Thank you to everyone making Sylvix content for me personally (I assume)

it’s time

On this episode Sylvi suggests "Media Club Minus" covering Glee....and while I would never wish that on the F@tT cast....I do wish that for me (person who watched 2.5 seasons of glee in high school)

I said what I said.

I can't believe next week is sylvix week #blessed

Bruh

lrp uses the phrase "Cloud Strife cake" but means it in a metaphor about a bakery and not in the lewd way....also if anyone in FFVII is caked up it's Zack from all the squats.

I think Magic: The Gathering is at an extremely bad place right now, and I think the recent Spider-Man set is a true low point. I went slightly wild in my @endlessmode.bsky.social column this week about it. Tune in for the phrase "suckling hogs" www.endlessmode.com/tabletop/mag...

Everyone around me googling the plot of Les Mis at intermission....

Embarrassed to have been seen basically walking into a mirror when entering the Orpheum's bathroom.

Becoming a waiter at someone else's table of success

Listen I love Star Trek but I don't want want Star Trek in Magic the Gathering.

No one will ever get me to sign up for TikTok.

Fire Emblem Shadows pls give us foxboi Sylvain thank you.

This already existed. It called Fire Emblem Three Houses (non-CF routes)

Fire Emblem Among Us is so funny

Kinda :/ on account of all the atrocities

@rudyrudyrudy.bsky.social took care of a spider for me everyone say good job rudy

posts that work for bisexual visibility day and also three hopes anniversary

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

If Isaac Chotiner asks you about your friendship with Henry Kissinger, you are already dead.

Sometimes grok on twitter just auto translates stuff (idk why or what setting that's based on) but I do think it's cute when it auto translates the Japanese Souyo ship name (shuhana) into Main Flower because, yes, Yosuke is Souji's main flower.

They call him Akechi because he is a catch....

messy business (friends at the table) (bluff city) (2019)

Antifa? Yes, she's the godmother of Zack and Cloud's child.

some days all you can do is psy

Living in America is so fucking crazy rn

"We're going to have to learn to live with [radical right wing demagoguery with all its associated violence]" is: - An abdication of responsibility. - An abandonment of hope. - A position only available to those who feel safe enough with an ongoing catastrophe to begin the work of normalizing it

i wanna be your guardian angel

Sylvain realizing he's bisexual while in an argument with Felix and Felix says "kiss my ass, Sylvain" and Sylvain's immediate thought is "I *should* kiss Felix....why am I not doing that?"

Do not put your name on a website to register for a rally in this political climate. What the fuck's wrong with y'all. Are there any people of color that work at this org who might knock some sense into your peach colored heads.

If it's an alternate timeline past/future for FE3H should we do as the Homestucks and deem them all Dancestors?

"This is a message to you, who listens. You must trust me, because we are friends. You just don't know it yet." (The Road to PARTIZAN 05 : Ech0 & dusk to midnight) #fattrewind #friendsatthetable

Fire Emblem: Two Houses Both Alike In Dignity

they should bring back sylvain (and felix) for fortune's weave as a treat for me

SOTHIS????

Damn that's crazy.

In any sane world this would be the end of Gavin Newsom as a serious democratic politician. We of course do not live in that kind of world

Shoutouts to Roc Cityyyy

Just feeling >:/

apparently Sherma uses he/him pronouns? he’s a he/him little french girl

Primarina and the Diamonds

Travis Kelce originally planned to propose next week, but moved it forward to avoid the Silksong release window.

Can someone please reinstate import de minimis?