Daughter is freaking out.

PSA

🎵 Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahamas, calm down Judith Chalmers 🎵

Can’t…..escape… the other place. The atmosphere is toxic and will not sustain human life.

Watching #AVFC alone later. It’s just not the same.

I’m honoured to be your first follower! @dynamo-ken.bsky.social

#AVFC really struggled to hold my interest for the first 60+ minutes against #WHU tonight. Glad I wasn’t freezing my bits off at Villa Park.

I feel like a little girl on her first day at a new school. Hello. My name’s Lucy. Please don’t flush my head down the loo.

I've never been roasted by an open fire, but I did once get ridiculed by a space heater.

they dont have this firework problem in france bc as kids they are allowed a small firework with dinner

me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying

I've just been reminded of this story. One of my favourites. www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/c...

DO NOT EAT IF SEAL IS BROKEN

Sad news; the inventor of the Your Mum’s So Fat joke died last night. He was at home, surrounded by his wife.