Me: Niners are about to kick off! My son: IDGAF about the Niners! Me: YOU NEED TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE NINERS! The Falcons are being frisky and fun right now, and they need to knock that shit off!

Thursday vibes ✨

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

NEW: In the Mahmoud Khalil case, Judge Farbiarz orders the government to give him a COMPLETE LIST of every time since 1975 it has invoked the secretary of state's power to deport someone for foreign-policy reasons—including a description of each case's facts and a copy of the official determination.

Tariffs are taxation without representation. We wrote a whole Declaration of Independence about it. Threw tea in the harbor and everything.

Showing kids STAR WARS is a great way to teach them the dangers of a government that’s run by a gross bully and his army of white morons

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am. #IncompetentKrasnov

I paid $7 for a dozen eggs today, and they were on a store special sale. Normal price for those same dozen eggs was $10.99, but today’s sale was $6.99. I bought 2 dozen (store limit), because it was cheaper than buying 18 eggs for $15.99. #Murica

My daughter thinks I make a perfect cup of tea, and maybe it’s just because she’s currently sick but it has me feeling some kind of way. 🥰✨ And no, I do not microwave my tea water. I have a kettle. We are not savages. (Although I cannot speak for my husband, who still microwaves tea. Like WTF?!? )

Apparently I found myself on some sort of “Blockenheimer” list…. Am I doing something right?

Slava Ukraini

A simple flow chart to help with all the confusion

Thou shalt not deport hard working, good people whilst importing vile criminals like the Tate brothers and still claim you have morals.

Wine break! 🍷✨

I don’t want to brag, but I finished all my charting and notes for the week. Yes, even the emergency ones.

Trump accusing Zelensky of wanting to start World War III is an admission that Trump wants to start World War III, because every accusation of his is an admission

This man is the leader of the free world.

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

Hey so… We already have a literal CURE for measles. It’s the MMR vaccine. The measles vaccine has been doing its job with 100% effectiveness since the 1960s. There is no “alternative cure” needed. I’m begging the public not to f*ck this up.

Losing friends to the MAGA cult is always heartbreaking in its own right, but there’s something especially tragic when it’s a childhood friend. It just…. hits really hard. 💔😖

THE KENDRICK SUPER BOWL CURRICULUM!! 🔥 by Linda J.M. Holloway, Ed.D., NCC & April T. Berry, Ph.D. Legit great stuff here, teachers / professors:

At what point to other countries step in to overthrow a dictator? Just asking for a country….

"It’s time for the American people, across the political spectrum, to recognize what is happening. America has a rogue president and a rogue administration, and we need to acknowledge that and respond." www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/o...

I cannot tell you how many patients have lost their jobs, their livelihoods, their ability to live their lives lately….. and I’ve had to talk them off the ledge. I’d like to….. but I can’t. 🤬

Well….. if you want to hit the nail directly on the head like that, ok! 😐

New clinical term just dropped. Will adopt. 🤔

SSRIs and stimulants save the lives of the children taking them

“Sometimes you just need an afternoon cocktail to carry you through…..” - me, quite often lately, actually

I really miss having a functional and competent government.

✨✨ Best believe I’m still bejeweled ✨ When I walk in the room ✨ I can still make the whole place shimmer ✨✨ Hubby’s work party last night. 🎉 I don’t get out much. 😂🥂

Posted by a 34 time CONVICTED FELON. 🤬

RFK Jr. says: -Vaccines cause autism -Wifi causes cancer. -Antidepressants cause school shootings -AIDS isn't caused by HIV -Black people don't need the same vaccines as whites Our calling is to educate against his lethal disinformation. www.thebulwark.com/p/rfk-jr-one...

it’s about that time

Loser In Chief doesn’t realize he’s in office. Let’s remind him…