it’s been a really good couple years for securing some of the most important albums of my life on vinyl

swagged-out in the comatorium

Yoshi Surfin’! 🌊🏄‍♂️⭐️

the lonely stoner seems to free her mind at night

currently playing “does my coworker smell like mildew or is that his coffee flavored vape”

i don’t wanna have to strike but im promising myself if we do imma work on so many projects

they’re asking me to be the green ranger it’s my big break

yall just gonna let this flop huh?

okie dokie literature club

did not have new Witcher 3 DLC on my 2026 bingo card

northernlion really is such a great distillation of how we’re all still monkeys bc in the ways that truly matter he’s on the right side but he’ll still rile up a bunch of people online bc he went on a goofy rant about cheese and they’ll act like he’s the worst person that’s ever existed

i know coming up with a band name is hard but naming your band after a Vein.fm song is like a lil too much lol you gotta give that shit like 15 years ago

“Your level of commitment?” The edgiest Gunpla commercial from 2001. #VideoBytes

if you DoorDash shit from petsmart they should put you in jail for 2 years

got suggested a post from r/marathonhate and of course they have an AI generated banner lol

like, what?

i need people to be normal about pragmata starting right fucking now

How it feels when you text bro at 3am and he replies

forgot that rainbow road is highkey the most stressful thing in any video game ever

ok. 19 dollar Fortnite card. who wants it? and yes, im giving it away.

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

you gotta know when to suck ‘em know when to fuck ‘em

So good news, I got hired for a new job and should be starting within the next week. But I can't rely entirely on the availability of my mom's car to get me around, so any additional boosting to this will help immensely

if i don’t get a CIB halo 3 zune i will die

most annoying guy behind you in TCG store line type shit

listening to the 5 second snippet of the upcoming single Junius posted just to feel something. you could never yearn like me!

if you're not freaking it with me you're freaking it against me

we gotta stop doing the thing where thebandnameslikethis like man we are AT CAPACITY for these! new trend time!

billionaire being interviewed: i havent listened to a single note of music in 27 years. think about it, music was basically invented, what, maybe 50 years ago? interviewer: this is really interesting

so is anyone gonna explain to me why ethel cain only has Guy You Always See At 7/11 Buying Scratchers tier tattoos?

“wow the CELEBRITIES aren’t talking about palestine” yeah man turns out they’re absolutely not special people im not sure why you need to be reminded of this literally every week getting mad about it doesn’t tangibly help anyone or anything!

the concept of Atlanta being suddenly erected in 1997

well maybe one solid hour of non-solo marathon so far and I’ve already been told i suck by a guy playing on an xbox. some things never change!

what is the point of the smart phone future if literally every single time i order food ahead i have to wait 6x longer than everyone else after walking through the door lol

im sorry its *what* reputation??

genuinely do not care i will use my cancer diagnosis as a trump card every single chance i get lmao you can think it’s annoying when you get ya own!!!

wish anyone could let a work just be, including the original creators lol

thinking about playing Left Alive during my 3 day staycation

stop playing oblivion remaster with the jackers and come play clair obscur: expedition 33 with a g

the sona has arriiiiiived

should i see irong lung tomorrow or sunday

No stream today, unfortunately. I didn't get much sleep and I'm just physically and mentally exhausted to be completely honest. However, I can NOT thank you all enough for the support so far. I'm astounded at the support. +

this guy was open carrying into the chicfila lmao hope he uses it to *hs

life may suck but a guy with a mitsubishi evo x said he liked my car as well so it's a little better

hammers and grease

it should not bother me but given my unique experience it like mildly irritates me that people apparently think epidurals are exclusively for childbirth lol

crying puking shaking waiting on my fursona sketch