h a t

do you have a tiny bladder?

My conservative dad asked me to send him news articles to support my “leftist” views — and I’ll do just that 😌

This is me anytime I see Odessa A’Zion:

If you think One Piece is not political, you’re not watching it right

If you have never pissed or pooped yourself, just wait

Say it when it matters.

I guess it's true that some people really got to fight to survive ... and some people are white guys in 1985

I hope tomorrow will be a good day and I hope ppl don't test my patience

why is my keyboard substituting my question marks for ::::::::: aaaaaa

y r u gey?!?

i need squirt in my mouth

A random number just sent me this ??? Is this someone I know I’m confused

my fucking UTERUS HURTS TAKE IT OUTTTTTT

SOMEONE GIVE ME A KIWI BIRD TO HOLD RIGHT. NOW.

EXACTLY THIS

a peen

Shark fact

I love learning about stuff

One of the tactics used by narcissists and abusers:

dropping the link to my throne in case anyone wants to get me something for xmas but doesn't know what to get me lol : 3 throne.com/calicohead

I swear the guilt I feel for just being alive is so hard to ignore

I need to stop crying every time someone is nice to me, why do I always think I don’t deserve it…

Ahhh yess the secret to all successful yuri relationships, being cringe 😌

I hate men

I FUCKING HATE WHEN A MAN, A FUCKING STRANGER AT THAT, GETS TOO FUCKING CLOSE stop pls YOU MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE

GOD why am I UNABLE to lie ;^; IT FEELS SO WRONG but sometimes I need it for survival but I- I feel defeated

boomers want to scream about autism as if they don't have giant cabinets of dishes they don't use or build and paint mini car/train/plane figurines or wear the same model new balances since they hit puberty there's nothing wrong with being autistic, it just annoys me when boomers are oblivious

THE CAMERA CAUGHT IT

A FUCKING DRONE ALMOST FELL ON TOP OF ME

fireworks are scary

Hey y’all! New social account just dropped! Follow me if you want ^^ share.upscrolled.com/en/user/3d8b...

Every cat owner knows the panic of hearing gagging noises from a distance- “not on the carpet, NOT THE CARPET AAA”

I’m not a mean girl, I just don’t fuck with people who hurt my friends

If Republicans don't extend ACA subsidies, people are going to die. Now, they’re trying to tie Americans' health care to abortion restrictions that kill women. It’s absolutely a non-starter. We won’t allow Republicans to use the lives of women as the political cost of extension.

Bro I’m dizzy af what is going on

Is there a ladybug shortage?

Just spotted a tinyyyyyy ladybug! It’s been years since I last saw one, I miss them :c

If God exists, he’s a horrible sadistic dom. Can we send him to BDSM classes or something?

I’m ready to be unconscious, peace out

Unemployment rates are an atl, families are starving, the economy is crashing but sure, let's substitute real artists jobs for an environmentally terrible plagiarizing machine to save a multi-billion dollar company some money...

does anyone have the game "disaster band"? is it fun?

rir pra não chorar

My answers: Mister: “FEED MEEEEEE” Lady: “Catnip? Where’s dad?” Marbles: “Quit your jobbbbb, stay homeeeee also belly rubs pls”

haha nothing beats the feeling of being called out by your therapist 🥲