UNDERTONE moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13547

Disney could be making literally anything else with the money they're spending on live-action remakes that nobody asked for. I weep to think of the film that could've been made with the money spent on turning Dwayne Johnson into a CGI caricature of himself.

PROJECT HAIL MARY moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13535

Cheers to the team at @secondwindgroup.com , who impressively dissected and codified what I've been calling a "malicious disappointment" for years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Vt...

SLANTED moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13530

Let's see... The big releases this weekend are a Colleen Hoover romcom and a couple of low-budget horror flicks. Must be Oscar night.

Holy shit. www.entrepreneur.com/business-new...

THE BRIDE! moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13519

HOPPERS moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13507

I'm at Lake Theater right now for HOPPERS, billed on the marquee as "Operation Epic Furry". And the pre-show is a retro documentary about beavers. I've got to make it out here more often. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Yo Claude, If AI kills my job, how will I pay my bills? \ \ \ ( ㅎ_ㅎ)　
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As a general rule, a trailer only shows you the movie the studio wishes they had. Which would make the new SCARY MOVIE trailer even more bewildering and spiteful.

Letting Paramount win the WBD bidding war feels like giving the toddler the sweets he threw a tantrum over.

Netflix won't counter Ellison's offer. Ladies and gentleman, the full right wing power grab is here and will now be beamed into every home on CBS, CNN, HBO, movies from Warner and Paramount. about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

"WUTHERING HEIGHTS" (2026) moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13496

CRIME 101 moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13491

We got hit with a flood of new releases in early February. Luckily, it's early enough in the year that the ones I can't get around to now will be out on DVD by the end of the year.

Netflix and Disney might be getting all the headlines, but they won't be the first ones to make a feature film entirely by generative AI. It'll be someone like Hallmark or The Asylum -- who's watching those stupid lazy bastards?

Not just a financial failure, but a HISTORIC failure. A "Leonard Part 6" failure. A "War of the Worlds (2025)" failure. A "The Flash" failure. This has to be a legendary failure. A laughingstock for the history books. Such a cataclysmic humiliation that executives are shamed into losing their jobs.

I'm cry laughing from embarrassment

Good night and thank you, sir. #RIP www.darkhorizons.com/manhunter-ac...

GOAT moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13481

GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON'T DIE moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13475

A long life, well lived. Good night and thank you, sir. #RIP www.cnn.com/2026/02/16/e...

DRACULA (2025)

Neil Gaiman is especially shameless for crawling out of hiding at this particular moment. did he overhear us talking about predators & think we were summoning him by name?

Melania (the film) came in at #3 this weekend. Which sounds impressive, until you hear the second-highest grossing film of the weekend was an indie horror game adaptation, written/produced/directed by a YouTuber making his feature debut with no studio support whatsoever. /1

It's a double feature! IRON LUNG and SEND HELP moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13455

The person to watch is David Rubenstein, who has poured millions in philanthropy into the Kennedy Center, is not going to be pleased about this, and has money, ego, and patriotism long enough to sustain a long-ass legal battle. Particularly since his cash isn't crypto.

Nick Hilton of The Independent saw this so nobody else has to. www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

Good night and thank you, Catherine O'Hara. #RIP

ALL YOU NEED IS KILL moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13450

We need a nationwide general strike, if only because nobody should have to get up and go to work like everything is fine. Let's call it a nationwide bereavement leave.

So, Jared Leto (a real-life archvillain shitheel hate sink) is playing an archvillain shitheel hate sink and we never have to see his face onscreen. Still not ideal, but acceptable.

Look. A year ago if you told me one person was going to play twins, I am going to assume your movie is bad. Then I saw Sinners. Now I think the rest of these actors are lazy. Only playing one person. Pfft.

2025: THE WILD RIDES moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13397

2025: THE DISAPPOINTMENTS moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13394

2025: THE MASTERPIECES moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13392

2025 YEAR IN REVIEW (PREFACE) moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13383

28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13433

THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13419

IS THIS THING ON? moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13400

“This would ruin my life”: A dog just beat Ethan Hawke and Alison Brie for a film award bit.ly/4aXSAZp

PRIMATE moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13403

WE BURY THE DEAD moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13379

NO OTHER CHOICE moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13376

SONG SUNG BLUE moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk?p=13368