“Death to dealerships”: Ford is now selling certified pre-owned vehicles on Amazon bit.ly/3XBCGMc

“Anything to go viral, girl”: Woman’s wig comes off during Jordan River baptism bit.ly/3LK2V0o

“Only took 10 years”: Spotify adds new “fewer repeats” shuffle after years of user complaints bit.ly/4oFK2u2

What is “The Great Meme Reset of 2026?” Tired of brainrot and irony stacking, TikTok wants to wipe memes clean in 2026 bit.ly/4r4S5C7

“Even he prefers no build”: Fortnite creator and Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney quietly bought over 40,000 acres of U.S. wilderness to keep it untouched bit.ly/4pjao53

“Any other Boston questions?”: Locals joke about viral debate over iconic Cheers restaurant sign bit.ly/3WYT49o

People’s life-altering stories about the time “the rabbit got me” are going viral online. What does it mean? bit.ly/4oNeD9h

“Pathetic”: Instagram models are using AI to generate fake cute animal photos and Photoshop fans hate it bit.ly/4pgnYpG

“Vile” and “disturbing”: Former Disney Channel star eviscerated over AI app that revives the dead bit.ly/487xFjz

“What is going on??”: Teacher lists shocking skills 3rd graders no longer have, like knowing their parents’ names or how to count money bit.ly/3LJxsvg

“You’re on easy mode”: Dad says stay-at-home moms are “lying” about how hard parenting is bit.ly/4r6M6Nm

“10/10 would recommend”: TikTok swears by the “potato bed” sleep hack bit.ly/4oNvKYs

“Only took 10 years”: Spotify adds new “fewer repeats” shuffle after years of user complaints bit.ly/3K1AVoj

“I thought I was crazy”: Patients say their Adderall and Vyvanse isn’t working—and now the FDA recall explains why bit.ly/3X4nrv5

“Jaw is on the FLOOR”: Woman renovating her cottage pulls up faux tile…and reveals what the owner tried to hide bit.ly/3LKjN7h

“This is bad news”: After more than 200 years, the Farmer’s Almanac is printing its final edition in 2026. Why? bit.ly/4pdTrsu

“Genuinely a good play”: Customers are dreaming up crazy ideas for GameStop’s “Trade Anything Day” bit.ly/4oMVIeF

Apple rolled out a “digital ID” passport feature, and the skepticism is loud bit.ly/3LOdM9u

“This is crazy??”: A DoorDasher posted video of a customer with his pants down during delivery. Now she’s been charged with felonies bit.ly/49TII23

“$230 for a cut up sock”: Everyone’s clowning on Apple’s new iPhone Pocket bit.ly/48oStTR

“Nobody cares about this traitor!”: Trump barrages former ally MTG with insults and nicknames as their public feud escalates bit.ly/3K9aj4V

From splitting toilet paper to demagnetizing water: The worst life hacks people actually tried bit.ly/47Ky64b

“Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi”: People are sharing the funniest Wi-Fi network names they’ve seen bit.ly/3LAYDIK

“Even he prefers no build”: Fortnite creator and Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney quietly bought over 40,000 acres of U.S. wilderness to keep it untouched bit.ly/4pcevj4

“What is going on??”: Teacher lists shocking skills 3rd graders no longer have, like knowing their parents’ names or how to count money bit.ly/4i39Yxl

“This went way better in his head”: Walmart manager gathers team for “motivational” meeting, then gives…a K-pop lip-sync bit.ly/3WVo4XT

“Hot shower and a good book”: 17 methods of cheering yourself up when you’re feeling down bit.ly/4i1aA6F

“They can put it in with a needle”: Cop issues warning about accepting drinks from Ubers and Lyfts bit.ly/49nKGHQ

“Shout out to the refs, shame on the coaches”: High school football team refuses post-game handshake. Then the refs step in bit.ly/3WYKjvX

“He asks why he should pay for my life”: Man making $700K wants wife to cover her own car, retirement, and daily expenses bit.ly/4pb93wZ

“I see dead people”: 20 unforgettable movie scenes that still give people chills bit.ly/4phlFmy

Coffee Mate is rolling out Harry Potter Butterbeer coffee creamers. Here’s where to grab them bit.ly/4nVAWbq

Vine is making a comeback as diVine, with 10,000 classic clips and a strict no-AI rule bit.ly/4nT4MgR

“Vile” and “disturbing”: Former Disney Channel star eviscerated over AI app that revives the dead bit.ly/4o2Cu3x

No, Jackie Chan didn’t die. But this Facebook death hoax fooled thousands bit.ly/4r1Tdqi

“PICK UP A PENCIL OR DIE”: Disney+ creator urges fans to unsubscribe, pirate her show, after company teases AI “user-generated content” bit.ly/4i1g3dz

The tripod fish is TikTok’s latest tragic-little-guy fixation because it’s entire existence sounds like a punishment bit.ly/49PNQ7l

“Do not buy these”: Shopper picks up a box of Krispy Kreme donuts at Walmart. Then he notices the date stamp bit.ly/48fNUfm

Apple just rolled out a “digital ID” passport feature. The skepticism is loud bit.ly/3LGbmK3

“A REAL MAN”: Klay Thompson rips ex-NBA player’s “disgusting and disturbing” misogynistic remarks about girlfriend Megan Thee Stallion bit.ly/47RCOvS

“This is bad news”: After more than 200 years, the Farmer’s Almanac is printing its final edition in 2026. Why? bit.ly/49kf460

“Be gentle, not absent”: Toddler keeps kicking plane seatmate while parent laughs. The internet has thoughts bit.ly/4oJaLpJ

Imagining myself swinging a $1000 iPhone in a $230 sock with increasing speed above my head until with a blood-curdling shriek I launch it into a giant screen displaying Severance

“He ate my entire meal prep”: Women say men keep sabotaging their food—and the stories are blowing up online bit.ly/4qZr0QX

“$230 for a cut up sock”: Everyone’s clowning on Apple’s new iPhone Pocket bit.ly/3JXF5h7

“Are y’all okay?”: Viewers clown New York “safety tips” video as excessive and weird bit.ly/48cquYl

This pastor’s “MAGA vs. Jesus” series is dismantling conservative talking points using Bible verses bit.ly/3LA9SBb

“I’m too Mexican-looking”: UFC champ rejects Trump’s planned White House fight, likens it to “The Hunger Games” bit.ly/49juR54

“We live in a fascist state”: American Airlines flight carrying 4 U.S. reps to vote on shutdown makes emergency landing over “disruptive” passenger bit.ly/4oF56kx

James Van Der Beek is selling “Dawson’s Creek” merch to fund his cancer treatment bit.ly/48cZBDC