Why is this spoon bigger than my mouth

you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

Christmas market mug haul

Bye Austria :(

View from the Nordkette Mountains

Do you think people can tell we're tourists

peep this dope-ass statue i saw in salzburg today

The man next to me on my flight spent the entire 8 hours watching only the final 10-15 minutes of action movies

Got upgraded to business class on our flight 😎 see ya later peasants

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

@duolingoverde.bsky.social breaking my 1920 day streak because this energy update has made the app unusable. Punishing us for using your app? I was already barely tolerating it with all the ads and AI garbage you're pushing.

At a Halloween party and a random man just came in from the street and started playing bagpipes. One-sentence horror story (he's not very good)

My username is no longer a lie

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

Gotta love Facebook marketplace

can't wait to be married so i never have to spell fiancie again

"the greatest pain comes from love" (matcha triggers my ibs)

Paid off Cream's teeth extractions and a week later she falls off the cat tree and rips her claw out. I swear she and Cookie plan their illnesses/injuries out so the vet bills never end

If we're on consecutive heatwave #4 isn't this just the temperature summer is now? Why is it still a heatwave?

PSA

Wedding flower trials 🌷

Tip for easy gardening: be injured and then your husband will do all the hard parts

got the community garden plot weeded. big things coming

Cookie with a cookie

Someone tell that to my cat amirite?

Jesus took the wheel :)

Concerts should be in the afternoon/evening. No more opening bands starting at 8:30. I am sleepy

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

grabbed my copy of the synthesis alpha from @vagabond-studio.bsky.social at pax east! highly recommend it, they're selling hardcovers and you can get the rules online for free!

wedding cake tasting

I ❤️ costco

whomstve among us

The microscopic bee professors who run my computer may be tiny — but they’re not vaccinated, an op-ed by newly appointed NASA chief Damon Hatesworth

Cursed to be lactose intolerant while having a cheesemonger as a brother

Feels like we’re just feeding planes to Trump at this point

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Cookie every morning

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My company just hired someone for my department who has the same name as me and graduated from the same college with the same major and concentration

I will never apologize for a post

more capybara pictures from my beautiful and perfect fiancee's early christmas gift

Garlic tofu & broccoli with soy marinated eggs 🥦

@binp.bsky.social keeps sending me videos of our cats but they only play wide

wandering a national park and discovering one of these just floating in the air