Y'know what, I rather like the Latvian national anthem.

If Jarrod Bowen kissess that badge any more, it'll be pressing charges for sexual harassment.

This Morning have a phone in about ininviting people to events, on the back of the king uninviting andrew and sarah ferguson to a peasant hunt or something. "Hi Cat and Ben. I've just found out my brother & his wife were best friends with a notorious sex trafficker, what do I do about Christmas?"

Romesh Ranganathan's career at the moment appears to revolve around not wanting to pay for a holiday.

Trump doesn't know the difference between strength and throwing your weight around. Strength gets you respect, throwing your weight around gets you laughed at. The whole world is laughing.

Has someone narrowed the circuit by about 4 feet at Baku or something?

"I'll be honest, I'm not really that bothered whether the cream or the jam goes on first"

The problem with taking up all the oxygen in the room and being an inveterate attention seeker is that you get all the attention but sometimes you don't get the sort of attention you wanted. #CharlieKirkwasaNastyWeeCunt

Well, youtube won't let me call Charlie Kirk a piece of shit, so I suppose I'll have to do it here. Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit.

Why is the murder of Charlie Kirk a watershed moment for political violence in the US? Why wasn't it 2 months ago when democrat legislators were shot, or when Nancy Pelosi's husband was tortured in his own home, or when Republicans were shot in 2017 at practice for the Congressional Baseball game?

I have never seen a press conference from the US that is as much of a self congratulatory circlejerk & eulogising of the victim. If they gave this much of a shit about normal people, maybe they wouldn't have quite so much of a gun violence problem.

Debate bro culture has nothing to do with debate, it's showing off. These people are professional arguers. It's like taking the piss out of a comedian, it's going to be bad, no matter how funny you are. It has nothing to do with an exchange of ideas,it confuses being good at arguing with being right

Hegseth and Trump using the commemoration of 9/11 to eulogise about Charlie fucking Kirk. Fuck me.

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Death is awful, murder is awful. It doesn't matter who it is, murder is never right. It probably sounds like there's a 'but' coming, there isn't. Please bear in mind though that if you died tomorrow, Charlie Kirk wouldn't give 2 shits about it.

I just can't get head around Scott Brown with hair. So much so it's even more unnerving that it's not a wig.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... The lads explaining the subtle difference between clever and stupid.

Searingly topical, funny, meticulously observed, they use all like words and that. I give you, Larry & Paul

The Wayne Rooney Show. Wayne Rooney talks about Wayne Rooney. On balance I think I'd rather remove my own spleen with a rusty spoon.

Morecombe & Wise... amateurs Pete & Dud...oooo swearing, claptrap Reeves & Mortimer...stupid voices & running about Fry & Laurie...oh please Trev & Simon...close but no cigar Larry & Paul are THE British comedy duo.

We are about 2 hours and 10 minutes away from Trump saying to Putin "I think I've got all that, before I carry all this stuff out is there anything else I can do for you?"

It's no exaggeration to reiterate the FACT that Larry & Paul are the most relevant and insightful comedy duo of the 21st, or in fact any, century.

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I know why podcasts do this, I know about the monetization of pods through advertising but what really irritates me is when a podcaster will say "time to go for a break" and then they do the advert. No-one is going anywhere. You're still here, I'm still here.

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Larry & Paul are the most meticulous British comedy duo for taking current issues that come across their desk in hand. They will vigorously bash away at any story until completion.

After the entire nation going into mourning for Ozzy & the wailing & nashing of teeth by people that haven't been in the same room as a Sabbath album, I'd like to go back to the days when they all hated us because they thought we were Satanist degenerates.

I see Trump is tilting at windmills again. Seems rather apt to me.

Now I'm no Armando Iannucci, but I can say with some confidence that Larry & Paul are the future, ne saviours of British comedy.

I see Forest Green Rovers' new kits have been designed by Cat Slater.

I just can't be sad. Ozzy squeezed every last drop out of life before he decided to go and leave us all to it. I can't remember that dopey grin sadly. I can't remember rhyming bomb with napalm by mispronouncing both with anything other than joy. If I was sad I'd feel like I was letting him down.

On the Grecian Archive we have these missing fanzines In Exile Issue 04 - Vol. 2 -1992 In Exile Issue 05 - Vol. 2 - 1992 Not the We'll score again- Issue No 1, 2 & 3 The Exe Directory Issue 05 Jan 1989 The Folks that I know- Issue 2 & 3.

It'll be about the same as Elon's ketamine bill I would imagine.

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Magnificent shithousery from the England cricket team, have they been watching Joe Whitworth? UTC!

@herring1967.bsky.social It would have to have a shrek in it.

"Inappropriate chanting", at a punk gig, that can't be right can it?

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I don't think I'll be introducing the people that are complaining Neil Young was sloppy last night (he wasn't he was glorious) to Crazy Horse.

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