Okay the Masters Of The Universe movie was fun. Leto was shit and he knows it. You’re a damn skeleton why do I hear so much cheek and lip, you’re supposed to go nyeeeeeh.

Wait I can’t remember, were Snap, Crackle & Pop Marvel, DC or 2000AD?

In the afterlife you’re reunited with all the sauces and straws that you never received with your Uber Eats orders.

Australians need to subtitle kung fu movies more

He’s calling these musical acts ‘third rate’ and yet he’s the one who looked at the track listing of a HITS OF 1990 CD and said ‘That’s who I want at my party.’

Guitars made from sustainably harvested alder are ethically non mahoganous.

Bad brain day. Not in a good place.

Check out this pointyboy we got at work today. Jackson Kelly Diablo. Grr.

Stop what you’re doing and look at my guitar. Thanks. Carry on.

Holy shit I found Carmen Sandiego!

I can’t believe it’s May The Fourth again already. It feels like it was only just Imperial March.

If it wasn’t for cortisol I’d have no sol at all.

Me, 8 episodes into Maul, finally looking up from my phone: “Who the fuck is that”

If a braggart is one who brags and a coward is one who is cowed is a lizard one who is lizd

My favourite item at McDonalds is the McGuffin. I’d go through anything to get one.

Of COURSE they don’t think he’s the antichrist, the whole POINT of the antichrist is that the morons fall for it.

Remember when every second show/movie/book was called Somethinging Someone

I don’t know which orange fascist rapist felon piece of shit needs to hear this, but get all the way fucked idiot.

Greg Larsen should be the new Agro.

I knew I wouldn’t but I’d hoped I would wake up to news of his arrest.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I’m beginning to think the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.

I don't know if people knew or remembered, but for the first decade or so, Lucasfilm Games / LucasArts wasn't allowed to make Star Wars games and then the dam burst in the 90s.

Democrats: either he really is bad enough to need to be stopped or you’re overreacting, and I know you’re not overreacting, so what now?

Wait, do Americans not realise that American Exceptionalism is not a literal truth but a psyche-up technique?

It’d be funny if the girl in ‘Roxanne’ by The Police was actually a photographer and the red light was her darkroom but Sting didn’t know about photography so he saw the red light and was like ‘Yep definitely a prozzie.’

I don’t know which president of which former ally nation needs to hear this but fuck off you orange pedo.

You know… I’ve thought about this!!! 🤔 #Meme #ShowerThoughts #SpéirGorm #SpeirGorm #Funny #Silly #Elmo #Muppets #Predator

"It's not fair of environmentalists to point out that in addition to being finite resources that are actively destroying the planet, fossil fuels also leave us at the mercy of fragile supply and logistics chains significantly controlled by autocrats in geopolitically chaotic parts of the world."

The USA cannot distinguish between freedom and impunity. If your freedom prevents someone else from being free you don’t have freedom, you have Sparkling Opression.

If you’re the one who drove the car on the Maccas run, you get Prima Noctis over the bag fries. That’s the rules.

Look, finding out who plays Banksy is like finding out who played Chewbacca. It’s like, we know there’s a real guy in there and it’s fine.

One of my favourite Australianisms is the word ‘Hupparse.’ ‘What time is it?’ ‘Hupparse six.’ Y’know. Hupparse.

Maybe if we all say ‘I told you so’ at the exact same time it will push the Earth out of its orbit and into the sun and we can end this bullshit.

In a different world you could imagine the conspiracy theory "attacked Venezuela in order to gain control of its oil supply as a hedge against an attack they knew they were planning on Iran," but no one can believe that these clowns thought that far ahead.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Trump has always been a cliche of a movie mobster, now he’s gonna prove it by having Robert De Niro whacked.

As the shockwave approaches I speak the last words I will ever say, “Why didn’t we learn from history?“ I have just enough time to hear a reply, the final words I will ever perceive: “Eh that sounds like homework.” My consciousness blinks out forever.

Every now and then I’ll listen to an old episode of Last Podcast On The Left from when Ben was still on the show and it’s the strangest feeling of shunning someone who’s talking to you on a podcast. Every time he interjects I’m like ‘Shut up you turd’ under my breath.

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

Hey Google, you’re missing one.

What's more shocking than ICE's plan to cram as many 8,500 humans into massive, soul-crushing warehouses? Seeing the actual DHS floor plan that echoes slavery ships and history's worst gulags with no rec space but a gun range for guards My new column on the camps www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

When it happens, Lucasfilm needs to release Yub Nub on vinyl, 12” extended dance mix.

Who can forget this classic moment from Blade Runner?

I miss when fast food places would have, like, a board above the counter that told you what they sold and how much it was, instead of a goddamn row of screens showing an animation of a burger riding a moped or some shit.

He told you the news is fake so you’d only listen to HIS news you fucken idiots.

I like that people like my posts but opening this app and seeing a lot of notifications gives me Twitter-trauma.

While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot. I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he had no medical reason to shit himself all the time, it’s all just attitude.

Saw someone PERFECTLY describe J.D. Vance's trying-too-hard-to-be-internet-edgelord personality as "the first adult groomed by teens" and I'd add that he's also trying to fully embody 'Divorced Guy Energy' while remaining married.