I like that people like my posts but opening this app and seeing a lot of notifications gives me Twitter-trauma.

While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot. I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he had no medical reason to shit himself all the time, it’s all just attitude.

Saw someone PERFECTLY describe J.D. Vance's trying-too-hard-to-be-internet-edgelord personality as "the first adult groomed by teens" and I'd add that he's also trying to fully embody 'Divorced Guy Energy' while remaining married.

If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.

There should be pick-up lines for friendship. “Phwoar I bet you would feed my cat if I had to go to Sydney for a thing.“

I ain’t out here looking to get hit on but it’s nice for the ‘ol self esteem to get checked out every now and then cos I never used to feel attractive but apparently since I lost 20kg and my beard changed colours I occasionally catch the eye of someone with daddy issues.

One by one, Europeans mentioned in the Epstein files who still hold political office are beginning to resign or are being forced out of office. Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.

Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.

Epstein files reveal Peter Mandelson supported campaign to undermine then-Australian PM Kevin Rudd’s mining super profits tax

Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.

If you thought Lehman Brothers was too big to fail hoo boy keep an eye on the United States my friend. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

When it happens Yub Nub is gonna hit number one.

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

The only time you should punch down is if the Nazi you’re pummelling is still conscious.

Release the #Trumpstein files.

✊🏾 Stand with Minnesota! #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

Release the fucken files asshole

the snap election is one of those boring ass electoral system design elements that turns out to have immense political implications

Board Of Peace will be this war’s Axis Of Evil.

sneaking out 'every critical ecosystem is on a pathway to collapse (confidence rating HIGH)' makes me think about al gore and his movie from, like 18 years ago, what was it called. anyway

Hey if I start posting loads of existentialist stuff again can someone ask me if I remembered to take my meds or if I’ve been forgetting for a few weeks.

There should be a podcast where they talk about topics you find genuinely interesting but every few minutes the two middle aged male comedian hosts devolve into doing wacky voices over the top of each other until you have to turn it off.

Back when Facebook had a “trending” section, I ended up on it a couple of times. Every time I did, it was one of the worst days of my adult life.

The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.

Something I’ve learned is that my subconscious is still me and it’s okay to take credit when it does something cool that my conscious mind didn’t think of.

I can still smell Thunder Punch He-Man.

My powerful sense of love for all humanity is regularly and powerfully challenged by my utter disgust with hufuckingmanity.

You should be allowed to scratch that line between your groin and your thigh as much as you need to wherever you are, nothing sus but like just let me scratch it if it’s itchy, c’mon it’s not even one of the rude parts it’s just rude-adjacent.

Weird strategy to discourage immigration by making the USA the most hated and hateful country on the planet.

clearly she was onto something seeing as how they fucking killed her

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

Y’know, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen some white asshole with dreads playing bongos on a tram.

You fuckheads. Look what you’ve done. Because you liked how he was mean on a TV show. You absolute cuckwits. You fucking imbeciles. You’ve damned people to death, you’ve destabilised the entire world, you’ve broken with your allies and threatened your friends for a fucking TV character.

holy fuck it’s real

Release the fucken Epstein shit, dickhead.

The conservative rhetoric around protecting women makes more sense once you understand that victims exist purely as a hypothetical for them. Once a victim actually claims the label, they become a threat. This is also why they prefer dead women to living victims.

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The new American Exceptionalism is Everyone Except America.

I’ve never encountered weed anywhere else that smells the way weed smells when you smell weed at a concert. What’s all that about?

"I’m going to pause here just to review: an institution that purports to be a university has told a philosophy professor he is forbidden from teaching Plato." surreal times dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...

I keep getting this nebulous feeling that something bad is going to happen and then I have to stop and laugh at myself because 🤣 of course it is.

I have this thing where I don’t like fuckwits.

They had to do multiple takes of the cocaine scenes in "Scarface" because Pacino kept blowing his lines.

If Trump came to Australia all it would take to defeat him would be for someone’s 62-year-old divorced Aunty Jan who takes no shit from petulant manchildren to say “Get yer hand off it Donald” or “Whatever ya reckon, mate” and he would crumble to dust.

“If China invades Taiwan it’ll be WWIII!” say the countries invading Venezuela, Palestine and Ukraine.

I get hit on by bears and otters a lot, but never twinks. I’m straight so it doesn’t matter but would it kill a twink to complement my eyes or something, Jesus.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. I’m Peter.