Reintroduction thread: Name: Jon Pronouns: He/Him/His Location: Arizona Interests: Borderlands, Monster Hunter, Volleyball, Boba, Cats, Snakes Vocation: Volleyball Coach

Life update: got car. Been a year since I had to say goodbye to my Avalon. Meet Elpis! If you know the reference then we can be friends 😝

23 today 😁

You/ Your favorite Pokemon

Important to know: A: If I follow you chances are very high that I would/have thought about sleeping with you B: if I comment on a post of yours, even more so. C: I am very shy in person, not so much over text 😝🤣 D: I am shleepy and wont be leaving my house today. Borderlands 4 will be played

2:53am, 1.5 hour drive back homd, still playing magic. Lovely existence 😊

Just had a dream of getting my next tattoo and absolutely loving it. Well if the tattoo needle want already calling my full government name it is now. And apparently capable of dream walking. (Picture unrelated)

And after 14 hours in the air, a 2 hour plane delay, 3 hours of train travel, and driving 1.5 hours. I am back in the states!

Well now all my stuff is packed and this place looks like a ghost town…. Yay moving 🫠

Update: moving out in tminus 8 hours. Not fully packed, ADHD going haywire, trying to fight sleep. 🫡

I mean… is there a safety waiver? Ill happily sign

I hate this MTG standard environment so much already I don't think I can take Spider Man and Avatar. I can't do it anymore

Top 160 in the UK for my first beach season? HELL YEAH!!! 🥳🥳🥳

From beach training to going out! May the night reap great memories and not too much alcohol 😅

First tournament in London at Crystal Palace! Unfortunately also my last UKBT. Finished 3rd place!

Bit more from the tournament win :)

First place!!! Finally got there on my second to last tournament in the UK!

Dissertation: 41 pages…. 4,200 words. Me: How the FUCK is that even pOsSiBlE! Picture for attention 🫠

Pictures came in from the tournament on the 2nd! Another 5th place unfortunately, progress nonetheless.

I hate the internet because all the hot boys who actually want to make love to me are so far away

Evening - Morning plans: Listen to Sleeptoken and finish this damned dissertation draft. 🫡

I love how I now cant message anyone because an AI can’t “estimate my age” correctly. 😒

Another 3 star tournament, another 5th place. Ill podium sooner or later 😝

So ive been in Greece for a week! Went to Chania and got to explore Samaria Gorge as well! 10 miles of hiking definitely kicked my ass but had so much fun! Back to the UK I go!

The amount of cock being posted today is really improving my mood

So far today I have: Hit my head on the fan, cracked an egg and had half the egg white go onto the stovetop, gotten stabbed by an eggshell, a banana teared in the weirdest way possible, heard a mysterious click in my shower, and cooked fish I seasoned on both sides for it to taste like nothing… Nice

Quick weekend update: Played in two tournaments Mens 2s tournament: 5th place Mixed 2s tournament: 2-2 didnt make it to quarterfinals. I am slightly burnt and tired. That is all. (Pictures to come soon, maybe)

4-1, ended the tournament in the top 16! Got eliminated by a team with a player from England’s national indoor team 😅

Started the National Beach Tournament 4-0! Have winner’s bracket play tomorrow morning 😋

Don’t celebrate pride by buying shitty rainbow merch - just have gay sex and be annoying That’s what it’s all about

Current standings for Beach league!! 😋😁

hey fyi if you’re having a loud facetime conversation (of a private nature…) on the bus with no headphones you’re an asshole

Sports Ball 2025

Clip from training today, getting better at reading where hes gonna hit 😁

Portugal pt2

Forgot to post here, But I went to Portugal for a Beach volleyball competition 😝

all my homies love a skill tree AND stat point allocation 🤤🤤🤤

So I did a thing for the first time… I honestly really like it 🥰

Finally managed to go exploring in the UK!

Literally one of the best looking people on the planet 😍

Let it be known that I have since regretted shaving. Looking in a mirror feels like I am a child and I dislike it a lot 🤣🤣

The Inspiration and the result for last nights Sports Social

Finished the indoor season placing 5th overall, no nationals invitation unfortunately. Onto beach season!

Last few days have been a ton of fun! Now im getting on a coach for 6 hours for tomorrows playoff match 😭

This was on my way back home, showcasing my weirdness 🤣

Last night was club night! Song is just a good listen 😝

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Been picking up cedh recently. Currently like 1-6 🤣. Almost won a second game by turn 3 but have been thwarted.

Me + my first commander