You want to see Norway men’s national football team’s official photo for World Cup 2026 www.nytimes.com/athletic/733...

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ja gut, lege mich fest: Weltmeista werden wa nich. #GERFIN

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Lamentable!

Das ist FUẞBALLKULTUR! Das muss so! #DFBPokal 🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️😶‍🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️

♪ See my vest ♪ ♪ See my vest ♪ ♪ Made from real gorilla chest ♪ ♪ Feel this sweater ♪ ♪ There's no better than authentic Irish setter ♪ ♪ See this hat, 'twas my cat ♪ ♪ My evening wear, vampire bat ♪

As a teacher of English, I can definitively state that yes, this is exactly what happened. Particularly, the curse words. ◡̈

very late to the party, i know i know. I’m sorry!!! : “Hacks” my gosh. 📺 #JeanSmart ❤️

BWAHAHAHAHA #newdevicewhodis

Most relatable comic of all time?

hmmf☔️

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Am 1. Mai 1933 versammeln sich Hundertausende auf dem Tempelhofer Feld in Berlin zum „Tag der nationalen Arbeit“. Die Nazis vereinnahmen den Tag der Arbeiterbewegung für ihre Ideologie und machen ihn zum Feiertag. Einen Tag später zerschlagen sie die freien Gewerkschaften. #1Mai

Betty White's refusal to remove Arthur Duncan from her show because of his skin color ultimately led to the program's cancellation in 1954. #history

Star Trek: The Original Series 🙃

Jetzt stellt Euch mal vor, eine Politikerin würde so was sagen ...

Happy Walpurgis! Happy Valborg! ☁️🌲🧙🌖🔥🎆🎇

"Jajaja, Nachtschicht und kaum Geld dafür, Streß und Tod und Blut und so, schlimmschlimmschlimm. Schon klar. Aber wissen Sie eigentlich, was ich als Bundeskanzler jeden Tag ertragen muss?"

so, sind denn jetzt auch alle Witze über den Wal gemacht? 🥱🫩

My goodness, they’ve put the cake and a sandwich together on one plate. They’re animals. #Americans #AfternoonTea

F. Merz (Symbolbild)

The entirety of US Congress ERUPTS in a standing ovation when King Charles drops this line. #cdnpoli “Magna Carta is cited in at least 160 Supreme Court cases in 1789, not least as the foundation of the principle that executive power is subject to CHECKS AND BALANCES."

Hungarian oligarchs begin fleeing the country, transferring assets, in anticipation of corruption investigations giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... via @FT

Hang in there 🎨 Jane Crowther

hmmmm🫪

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Marie-Louise Eta is the first woman to take charge of a top European men's soccer team. But sexist and misogynistic trolling has followed online.

Zu den lustigeren Leuten gehören dieser Tage US-Amerikaner, die darauf bestehen, dass die USA, die wir alle sehen können, nicht die USA seien, die die USA sind.

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EXKLUSIVER MERCH-DROP VON MARCO DREITAGEBARTH #ULLMen

ahhh endlich die Lösung von Hercule Poirot. #Tatort

🫩🥱😴 #Tatort

Never forget!

»Die Welt wird nicht bedroht von den Menschen, die böse sind, sondern von denen, die das Böse zulassen.« Albert Einstein, gestorben am 18. April 1955 in Princeton, New Jersey

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because CD players, walkmans, and VCRs usually fucking worked and did precisely what was asked of them without relogging in and syncing and re-entering passwords and getting confirmation codes and doing 2FA with out TV and phone and clicking a fake "remember me" box that's fucking why

mnnnnggg.☕️☕️🥱🫩

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Folks, I think the word we want here is “Vansplaining”.

This is why Russia is still fighting, why the war continues and why people are dying: Because Trump and Vance encouraged Putin to believe he could win

Artemis II just took humankind farther than ever before. 🚀 Our European Service Module sent Orion around the Moon and safely back home, providing power, propulsion and life support for the crew. Relive the mission with our highlights video. 👇 @exploration.esa.int

Euphoria in Budapest after the opposition’s victory against the ruZZian Orban. Tens of thousands of people poured into the streets to celebrate 🥳 Incredible scenes from the Hungarian metro. #Budapest #Hungary #Elections #OppositionVictory #Orban #Breaking #Europe #Politics #Putin #OrbanOut #EU