what do you mean matthew schaefer was on the kelly clarkson show

this but about every piece on the players tribune. that ghostwriter could literally plug a few of those into an LLM and be done with it

they’re not for everybody but genuinely the low dose has changed my life without me having to change much at all of my preexisting lifestyle. each additional benefit speculated is like yay yippee bonus content

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

this was lots of fun! kieffer if you’re listening (and why wouldn’t you be) lets battle in pokemon champions

watching this vs watching even 5 seconds of the nhl product espn puts out makes me feel insane

at 34????

trump take video game

Happy Piccolo Day

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the whole thing is worth a listen/read but…….. yeah

this looks really bad unfortunately

let’s go islanders

carter fart

most normal penguins fan

rantanen might be evil

lotta habs fans in tampa

Whatever you do,

trading your team's leading scorer who you have locked down for the next few years is pretty stupid

ledecky should be embarrassed he laundered this through the team and deceived fans on where 50/50 raffle money was going

As Mike was afraid of, the organization got rid of Lou Lamoriello (which was justified) and leaned way too far into off-ice bullshit that benefits no one. Showcasing Schaefer and "On The Island" are good. Inviting scumbag influencers, putting ICE ads in the yearbook and this are not.

this guy might be really good. also wouldn’t mind poking around on grabbing his brother but i think that’ll be pretty tough

in a pile of disgusting things this is one of the more disgusting parts

i actually really like my current pair of allbirds and also had a couple of the earlier pairs in like 2018 so sad to see it go this way

fun season despite the ending, lots to look forward to. darche has a lot to do but matthew schaefer is ours and the future is bright 💙🧡

mood

VICTOR EKLUND HAS HIS FIRST NHL POINT!!! 💙

hello everyone matthew schaefer has what i believe is a derpy tiger from kpop demon hunters temporary tattoo on his hand

unfortunately also how i feel about nyisles

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

welp. season over

idk i think a show that often looks into the camera to tell people to vaccinate their kids or whatever that then consistently has white characters belittle characters of color while rarely ever doing the same kind of looking into the camera might be guilty of baiting these kinds of reactions lol

Hopefully this is the end of Palat’s #Isles career.

at this point i wouldn't start sorokin but it's all over anyway. thank god for no palat though

i can’t believe tottenham is going to get relegated

He just keeps making history 🥹 Schaefer's 23rd goal ties him with Brian Leetch for most goals by a rookie defenseman in a single season in NHL history! #Isles

matthew schaefer

SARBES

now this is content

resurrecting the season on easter

at least we have this

fire this entire coaching staff into the sun

what the fuck is this team doing

lmfao

this team has checked out #isles

This kid is still 18 years old (I just checked). I don't really understand what is happening with future Calder winner Matthew Schaefer. All the metrics make it look like he's 5 years older than he is.