one of these speed skaters is engaged to jake fucking paul???

my discord account is from a decade ago fuck you if you think i need to submit info to verify as an adult

this rips and also rules

quad god

Amber Glenn is the first woman since Michelle Kwan to win three straight U.S. Nationals titles. She identifies as pansexual and is the first openly queer woman to represent the United States in Olympic singles figure skating. She also consulted on the queer themed figure skating anime Yuri on Ice.

I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.

Just a reminder…You don’t have to share what the dumbest people on Twitter are going to say about the half time show tonight!

Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”

ahh.... womens ski jump. so pure, untainted by textile chicanery or penis enlargement tactics

Francesca Lollobrigida, local hero of Italy in her last Winter Olympic Games, set an Olympic record to win gold in the women’s 3000m speed skating final 🇮🇹 AND it happened on her 35th birthday 🥳 Live updates: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

2-0 since the bird

bird horvat strikes again

"are there different tiers of sparrows?"

Anthony Duclair: Doesn't "track" the puck well on one shift late in a period and is benched for the 2nd and 3rd. Jonathan Drouin: Hasn't scored in 34 games, does nothing on a useless powerplay and has a dumb giveaway that leads to a breakaway that requires a sprawling save is right back out there.

will drouin finally sit on the bench for a period

they're calling it the worst power play anyone's ever seen

I get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

LET’S GET CRAZY

CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP 🐦

ppg or season over fr

Went to a hockey game, doing some birdwatching instead

got the best seat in the house 🐦

our superstar

matthew fucking schaefer

i do not see heineman-drouin-holmstrom lasting a full game

our boy is hitting the big time

Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

score now or season over

what the

#Isles Player Update: Jonathan Drouin will miss tonight’s game (washed)

will roy make drouin sit on the bench for a period after that

What does Johnathan Drouin do well? #Isles

it would be incredibly funny if palat was good here

weird set of penalties lol

that pass is craaaazy

paying $6m for a guy who is now our worst 4th line winger is not worth a 2026 3rd and 2027 6th round pick

welp. never mind. (i saw somewhere that we're getting a 3rd and 6th as well but...)

this seems like pure speculation based on just "these guys both worked in tampa at the same time" lol

Hmmmm....Wonder how this could be.... www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

just beat black deck on gold stake in balatro i feel like a god

that was tsyplakov's first assist this year 😳

the blurry msg main camera is starting to give me a headache at this point

hate to give up a 3rd tbh

this isn't The Big Win but it is a big win and people should feel great about it.

this guy definitely knows what he's doing

i don't even think this is really true? there are multiple theme parks, the merch stores are always packed, the upcoming show, etc. plus the online fandom is still huge along with the fan-driven marauders spinoff which is set entirely within the hp world.... it's just not the Biggest Thing anymore

like this is completely insane no matter how you spin it

it's comical how much drouin sucks like my god

I am trying not to post on these events in this state of mind but: I hope people understand what the observers are doing is brave and dangerous.