My toxic trait is that I'm a reply guy and my 2026 resolution is that I'm not going to change that basically at all 💀

Do they make bubble wrap for your dick? I need some package protection.

Try n catch me tyin' up loose ends I'm past that, now I wanna fuck all my friends No patience, sick of bein' stuck in the end I passed you, didn't wanna fuck you again Yeah, I just wanna fuck all my friends

Hiya everyone! In the spirit of the new year, I wanted to put out feelers for roommies in the GBA. I'm looking to move to Boston, Lowell, Worcester, or Providence in July, so if you or anyone you know is interested in a friendly, silly, and very diaper dependent puppyshark, slide me a DM :3

Do not stay in Hilton hotels Do not attend cons that take place at Hilton properties

I yearn to be placed on a human sized 7/11 hotdog roller and left until golden brown.

The need to be extra short so I can always see the diaper under mommy’s skirt >\\\\<

Eugh I need someone to bundle me up in 500000 blankets and feed me soup x_x

In case you needed any additional information on how I should be programmed ://3

decisions decisions. u gonna do it or what?

Hiya everyone! In the spirit of the new year, I wanted to put out feelers for roommies in the GBA. I'm looking to move to Boston, Lowell, Worcester, or Providence in July, so if you or anyone you know is interested in a friendly, silly, and very diaper dependent puppyshark, slide me a DM :3

He's setting up the baby cam so mom can watch him

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! KISS YOUR DAD 🥰🥰🥰

Sending bedwetting vibes your way bc I care about you and want you to live your best life

zombieshark reporting for duty =~=

making Lean Lite with this???

Very excited about this hour delay :( I am getting emotional support taco bell when I get home and dealing with the consequences of sleep deprivation tomorrow >:[

Having my diapers called pampers has slowly but surely erroded my brand loyalty to Huggies is this what cheating on your partner feels like why am I like this Huggies I'm so sorry I took what we had for granted I don't think Tigger will ever forgive me :(

BARK BARK BARK BARK GIVE ME THE AVIATION GIN I SO DESERVE I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY BARK BARK BARK

De-icing our plane by escorting all of the passengers with a thin blue line lock screen off of the plane before takeoff.

If I ever lose tigger ever I will be inconsolable indefinitely. @mikiomintjelly.bsky.social can confirm first hand how much irreparable damage even a scare can cause lol

Snowb

If you're wondering what I've been up to as of late, it's this and Pokemon ZA. So far, I've found a shiny magikarp and fletchling at full odds YIPPEE :D

I'm such a yucky puppy >/////<

Daily ritualistic worship. 😵‍💫💦 Just something about having it be a part of your routine, a fixed task in your day that NEVER gets skipped, and the power dynamics & relationship that arises from it. Starting off each morning kneeling before the other person's bed, ready to start your day properly...

Vaseline Baby Healing Jelly my goat saving the day once again!!!

Does anyone have pants recommendations for something that will fit around my fat ass huggies please let me know

Desperately trying to not cave and buy a joint it's been nearly 3 months but ugh I feel so shitty and I don't know how to fix it.

IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

I think we may be cooked...my parents are giving me FEASTABLES I am never escaping the little kid allegations:<

hey it sucks having to do this but i could use a little help :’) my girlfriend and i are in a tight spot, our car is defunct and we need to work on getting a new one (just after sinking $3k into it ), our dog is having health problems, and my day job is closed for the next month or so>

gofund.me/d0b2e25f5 Alright here's my GFM Currently I'm still in the process of getting the exact right representation in the UK that understands the work I do and us in general (which so far has been a hassle but I'm still trying and on it).

For all you gamers traveling today, look for the tigger pillow pet and the beanie with ears :3

I love Portland™️

Psst... Dont tell anyone but I spiked the holiday cookies with a mixture of aphrodisiacs, lax, and strong mental regression edibles :3c

Levee broke for the green river If anyone is in these areas in a low area you need to evacuate immediately

Screw dating games where I can date a well fleshed out character with real emotions and rada rada. I want a dating game where I can date your diaper. Gimme that, let me kiss your diaper.

ko-fi.com/jagerdarklite I've opened up my ko-fi again with the advice I should to let people support. Because I can't do my art because of where I am and having all my things taken by police, support helps a lot.

oh nooo, don't pull down my diaper to my ankles and spank me over your knee on a park bench until my locked-up puppy button squirts baby stickies onto your lap. i would *hate* that.. .

Just saw a case of megamaxes for $80 on FBM NJ babies tap in

Thinking about being caretaken completely in mandarin and not being allowed to speak any english back, rendering me a puppy with a the vocabulary of a 6-7 year old >_>

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

When caregivers say: "Come here, I need to change your diaper" They mean: "We're playing tag, and I'm it" Act accordingly.

Dehydration hitting I can tell because I have piss smell arr eye pee

Spleef Derived They're playing Owl City Christmas Music at work and it's scaring the hoes (me) Send help I am afraid of him

New cage showed up today. It's the smallest sized cobra AND it's narrow and... ...it fits perfectly >_>

Your depression looks like walking slowly across the pedestrian crossing hoping a car will hit you. MY depression looks like repeatedly using the talcum J&J powder hoping I'll get peepee cancer in 2067. We are NOT the same.