I'm pup late now very eepy going to sleepy in my crate

It's another Big Dog Friday (BDF)! And I'm the biggest, right? Right? I'm such a Big Doggy! Listen to my Big Dog Bark! Are you listening? Hey! C'mon! Listen! Ok. Ready? Here I go... Big Dog Bark... rrrrrr..ARF!

Sometimes my inner little will try to cheer me up by recalling a music-heavy Bluey episode. I love the backing music for Bluey so much.

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904)

Just remember to give all your friends the same benefit of the doubt you would have them give you. For example: Right now is tough for many of us and we don't feel as social and/or we don't have the time/bandwidth to reach out to friends very much. Don't be too hard on people for that.

Hello sir or madam or non-binary friend, Would you please consider donating cookie or two to puppies in need? Every day there are puppies deprived of the cookies they deserve. You can help for as little as one cookie a day. So act now and donate to the Canine Cookie Campaign.

BARK BARK BARK BARK :DDD

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Pass it on.

It's Tuesday! Ugh... did'n sleepy well last night. I'm still eepy. I don't wanna.

I'm so happy to see my tomato and pepper plant doing pretty good, though I'm worried about my tomato... But the first few cherry tomatoes are starting to turn red and I can see a lot of little jalapenos growing, too. I think the plant might produce more peppers than I can eat...

This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

The weather forecast calls for a wet morning, but a dry afternoon... And I somehow feel called out by that. Excuse you mister meteor-uh-ol-O-um-guy, I wasn't /that/ wet! 😤

I frew up. I feel icky. I want uppies an' a popstickle.

Me: "I would love to do a backpacking trip in New Zealand!" My brother: "And never return." Me: "Well... Probably."

I grilled some wings for lunch! Spicy Asian (jalapeno, soy, mirin, garlic, honey) and BBQ Rub.

Won't someone think of the floors?!

Um... Ok... But, like, how MANY times am I supposed to spin in a circle before laying down to sleep? Cause I'm not sure it's supposed to have me falling down dizzy...

Hey, @basilbunny.bsky.social, does a "Designated Chewing Card" receive any bonuses when played? Asking for a friend.

Exploring. To see the sights and sounds. The flora and fauna Lovely piece by @cruepocket.bsky.social 💜💜

Alright, It's a Tuesday! Anyone actually want to know anything about this pup? No? Didn't think so!

I occasionally think that I might enjoy playing some WoW Classic, but then I remember that I don't think it's worth the monthly fee. Especially since I enjoy it for the stories and environment rather than the multiplayer aspects. I hate that I "own" a copy of WoW I can't use unless I pay more.

#DrugUseMention #Marijuana I picked up a pre-roll for the holiday weekend to split with my brother and pick it solely based on the name: MURDER MITTENS

You know what I think would be awesome? More small conventions! I don't care for events that are over a certain size because I can't hang out with friends enough to make it worth it. But starting and running events isn't easy. It takes money and people and time. (1/2)

I am a machine that turns a pile of buffalo wings into a pile of bones at an amazing rate. Om-nom-nom-nom. My sinuses are clearing out nicely!

Midnight Snack Attack Treading lightly on soft puppy paws, Raisins atop peanut butter atop celery stick, Ants-on-a-log for a stoned puppy dog, Where was I going with this?

I've heard that if you keep barking long enough that food will magically appear.

I want to be /more/ or a roller coaster nerd than I am. Also, it's one of two of my hobbies that demand I lose weight and keep in shape. Hiking and riding coasters are my thrills, and they still require being in shape.

I'm Bigmaxxing today by Drymaxxing my PullUps while I Buildmaxx some block at preschool. No cup! (Am I doing this right? *timid wags*)

Of the Treks, Deep Space 9 has the best opening theme.

I have weird memories of a movie called The Peanut Butter Solution. And now I can watch it again as an adult. But I am strangely relevant to... Hmmm... Peanut butter....

Just, like, woof woof, y'all.

I should never have pressed play. Arf! Arf!

Puppy Diapers with Tennis Balls and Bones and Fire Hydrants and stuff on 'em... "WAGGIEZ" Not to be confused with "SAGGIEZ" which is what happens after @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social or @kenjibestpup.bsky.social wear them for any length of time.

I'm a big preschool pup who wears PullUps like a totally big kid who can stay dry and all... but... Sometimes I really wish the Bluey Luvs were in my size... >.>;; Seeing a case of them always gives me feels...

I have slain my fow, juice pouch. And now I sip.

My very own mother compared me to a Squishmallow!

I have a strong desire to serve. But I've learned to be wary of eager masters.

Not letting myself read my new book until after I've done a bunch of chores and cleaning. That's the rule this week, anyway. I can't promise the book will last longer than that. But I'm trying to get into better, healthier habits right now.

Sure, you agreed to a weekend pretending to be a friends "baby" since you couldn't actually say no after you were regressed down to an infant. You only began to worry it might be more than a weekend when you noticed the "Baby's Firsts" scrapbook sitting on top of a case of diapers in the nursery.

He is very, very far away, where no troubles can touch him. YCH for @fenfensam.bsky.social commissioned by @teteju.bsky.social

Some of y'all's worst fear, apparently

Been wanting to for ages, but I finally drew fanart of Emse from @thepaddedroom.bsky.social's comic "Stripes and Straps". If you haven't already, go follow and support them either on their pixiv or their Substar (links in replies) This was posted a month ago on my Substar/pixiv! Link in profile!

I made my mom a waffle for breakfast for Mother's Day, but she's visiting relatives, so I eated it myself. Very yummy.

When I look back, I've had a really good life. That's nice and also scary.

le'f...............

Let's go walkies!

A little puppy doing what comes naturally! Awooo! Colored sketch for @labradorkwren.whatspupdog.com!   #furryart #babyfur #diaper

No, I will not tell you how I injured my toe! 😤

There are some real regression vibes out there today. Tips for first timers: No, they won't treat you like an adult. Sippy cups are your friend. There are worse things than being put back in diapers. Accept it, it's more fun that way. Yes, kiddo, you probably DO need help with things.

New vape cart got this puppy going to pleasantville.