I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

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Berli's become a real retiree since moving to a condo in Florida. He's way less feisty. Not once did he stick his face in my armpit, take a huge whiff, and then bite my arm.

The entire precheck line was waiting for one old man wearing a full suit with suspenders who couldn't remove enough accessories to successfully make it through the metal detector. And that's why you shouldn't dress up for the airport and wear comfy clothes instead.

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Happy birthday to me one of the dummies who threw me under the bus to hide her own ineptitude lost her job 🌈 Can't wait to see her lackeys fail without her protection.

If you're in your 30s or 40s.... Might as well get your MMR redone. I was tested for measles immunity in 2017 and it was gone. My sister just had the same test and her rubella immunity was gone. And please immunize your children if you're a parent.

I often think of my sister's friend who walked into an Orange Theory thinking it was a smoothie cafe and when she realized it was a gym she had to escape

Happy birthday to me I had this really yummy baklava cigar roll from a Greek bakery in a historic Greek neighborhood for breakfast

*mötley crüe voice*:

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Oh no we're sleeping in separate twin beds this weekend and MB* is snoring. I can't make him roll over while I'm in a different bed!

Who's watching Charlie?

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This was the epitome of comedy when I was in 2nd grade. I could basically perform this entire skit minus the French language portion. youtu.be/SHptn_3RyYE?...

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New gender identity just dropped: New Jersey

My college had "clusters." The majors were split into 3: humanities, social sciences, & science/engineering. To graduate, everyone had to complete the major courses + 2 clusters (3 classes each) from the categories their major wasn't in. ONLY engineers had a bye that said 1 cluster instead of 2. 😬

I don't have much attention span when it comes to watching televised sports but I do love the Olympics for its creative displays of athleticism. - ice dancing - figure skating - rhythmic gymnastics - floor gymnastics - synchronized swimming

The YouTube app on my tv updated its UI and now I don't know when I'm allowed to skip an ad 😑

The box! THE BOX!

So there's been a lot of talk about the plants in Bad Bunny's Superbowl Halftime Show being people. So! If you would like a better understanding of the set building and strike time limitations--guess what? It's gonna be may. Loljk *NSYNC and MTV made a television special about this in 2001.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

How did this get through V&V? Test engineers ... Please be brave and blow the whistle if someone asks you to approve an insufficient test plan or a failed/doctored report. Tell the ombudsman. Tell the FDA. Tell your notified body. Tell your external auditor.

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Based on how he treated his solar eclipse safety glasses... Maybe we let him test one bomb? And let him get as close as he wants? And eschew whatever safety shields and protective equipment he wants?

Sooo... I may or may not have watched a news doc on the Tanya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan incident from 2014 recently (followed by "I, Tonya" of course) and Scott Hamilton was interviewed. Then I see him doing some commentary for the 2026 games... He got the botox.

Yes. Johnny Weir is an *NSYNC stan. I knew it.

Okay, one teeny tiny application of AI that's actually useful is when they help you spell the name of the person you're replying to in an email correctly. I wish someone would turn that feature on for that micro-aggression-prone VP.

Headassery is my love language.

Lol I'm watching the skaters practice gym and the millennial playlist is getting me pumped. Someone has a routine to my favorite late '90s/early '00s Latin Pop explosion tunes including JLo's "Waiting for Tonight" and Enrique's "Rhythm Divide."

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I don't think Mr. Beast's fanbase uses Salesforce

Kayshawn Boutte's name is really pronounced like booty? I thought I was making a little joke.

Also I liked the commercial with George Costanza, Joey Tribbiani, Whitley Gilbert, Carlton Banks, Steve Urkle, Sam Malone, and Rachel Green.

Nice finite element analysis of the stadium wind patterns

Payton Manning looks like he's gonna sell me a busted used car. Meanwhile Joe Montana can still get it.

Why did I get an invite for a job interview over video sent at 1:51 AM on a Sunday?

As someone with a family member who is the recipient of two (2) donor organs, fuck this. The recovery and lifestyle changes that go along with these conditions are an ongoing ordeal and leaves that person with precarious health for the rest of their life.

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It should be treated as a cultural institution like Saturday Night Live or The Simpsons.

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~~MB* brings me a beer~~ M³: You're my number one guy-yy-yy number number one one MB*: What made you think that? M³: Cuz they have that line "Half Nelson, full Nelson, Willie Nelson" Same band different songs 😹 The beer was a Half Clip from Stonehouse, who also make a beer called Full Clip.

My house rep just sent an email asking about my opinion on the proposal to turn a NH warehouse. You know I responded to that survey in 0.1 s.

I was pretty bummed when the US athletes were booed at the opening ceremony but then they switched to the camera showing JD Vance and I realized he must have been up on their jumbotron screens and they were specifically booing him.

OMG I did not expect "Prisencolinensinainciusol" at the #Olympicopeningceremony

Who wore it better? #OlympicOpeningCeremony

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive