Tenure-track faculty position in #astrobiology at the University of Florida explore.jobs.ufl.edu/en-us/job/53...

he may be the first, but the people can also make sure he's the last as well

Enjoying The Constitution at Founding Farmers #ASMicrobe

#ASMicrobe folks! Support our peer-mentoring program and then come find me and get a shirt! I’ll be in the exhibit hall near the ATCC booth around 1 PM! #MicroSky 🧪🦠🔬

#ASMicrobe If you still play Pokémon Go, add me as a friend! Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 499234571664!

Nice work, Dark Winds

Microbe @asm.org attendees! The matching registration form is locked but you can still join the community! forms.gle/5roddkPnjuBt... Join us on Slack and IRL. We often gain up to an additional 50% more people after we've made matches! #ASMicrobe #MicroSky 🔬🧪🦠🏳️‍🌈

We didn’t have to change our banner pick when it turned June

Russell Vought, Director of the OMB, has issued a set of proposed changes that would dramatically alter federal grant funding. However, we can each take action to prevent these from taking effect. Here's how, a 🧵 🧪 1/n www.science.org/content/arti...

Today is the deadline for matching for Binning Singletons @ #ASMicrobe in DC later this week! Get matched with other attendees, build your community, and get help navigating the meeting. See you at @asm.org Microbe! #MicroSky #AMR 🧪🦠🔬 docs.google.com/forms/d/1AfO...

The last 5 months have been exhausting but there’s relief in sight. The twins have graduated and @binningsingletons.com @ #ASMicrobe is this week. After that I’ll have a little bit of time to decompress before the next big demand and I REALLY need it.

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

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Big meetings like #ASMicrobe can present unexpected challenges when you are by yourself or attending for the first time. #BinningSingletons can help you overcome them and have a great meeting! 🧪 🦠 🔬 #Microsky (Artwork by the great Johnny Chang) binningsingletons.com/singleton/bi...

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

📢 Are you attending #ASMicrobe this year? Or is someone in your lab? Pass this on! Binning Singletons is an awesome opportunity to maximize the experience. 🦠 🧪 🔬 #MicroSky binningsingletons.com/singleton/bi...

If you or your organization have the means, @binningsingletons.com could use your help. We’ve added some new sponsors but we’re still operating at a deficit this year. Help keep the program going for 1st time, solo, and any attendees looking for community. #ASMicrobe #MicroSky 🔬 🧪 🦠

I am always impressed with the new ways that Sarah makes science accessible, from Skype a Scientist to zines to a phone number you can text for squid facts to billboards to town events. This is $ well spent! givebutter.com/SupportSAS26

The only thing people hate more than AI are the sociopaths shoving it down our throats.

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

If you or your organization have the means, @binningsingletons.com could use your help. We’ve added some new sponsors but we’re still operating at a deficit this year. Help keep the program going for 1st time, solo, and any attendees looking for community. #ASMicrobe #MicroSky 🔬 🧪 🦠

I’m pretty sure @profanity.accountant will say I use WAY fewer swears here than I do in real life.

Join the supportive #BinningSingletons community at @asm.org #ASMicrobe in Washington, DC, June 4-7! Our nonprofit program has been helping you get more out of meetings since 2019 and we’d love for you to join us! 🧪 🦠 🔬 #Microsky binningsingletons.com/singleton/bi...

“He’s out there for one thing: Play great defense and knock down threes.” The wisdom, and bad math, of Reggie Miller

genuine plea: please include alt text in your posts so that people with vision disabilities can know what’s in your pics/videos. if public health is going to claim to care about disabled people, we need to be making our stuff accessible, especially during events like this one.

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

Imposter Syndrome can make large meetings difficult. #BinningSingletons can help you find community and have a great meeting! Join us @ #ASMicrobe next month! 🔬🦠🧪 #MicroSky #AMR binningsingletons.com/singleton/bi...

If you're still confused who is winning the war in Iran.

This follows from a categorization error that the Confederacy lost the Great Rebellion now d/b/a the Civil War. While the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered at Appamattox & of Tennessee at Greensboro, the Confederacy won the post-war peace & its politics have dominated the US ever since. 1/

ESPN having Draymond on for a Rudy game is not great. As a current player with so much personal animosity , it’s just not professional.

This right here. 👇💯

"For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said they had backed Emperor Palpatine but now felt conflicted."

FIRST YOU DECIDE IF YOU’RE A SINGLETON AND THEN THEY GROUP YOU WITH OTHERS AND THEN YOU GET A MENTOR AND THEY HELP YOU AND YOU ALSO BUILD COMMUNITY WITH THE OTHER BINS AND IT’S NOT SO SCARY AT #ASMICROBE ANYMORE binningsingletons.com/singleton/bi... #MicroSky #AMR 🔬🦠🧪

We help folks at #ASMicrobe, even when they sign up DURING the event. But if you sign up EARLY, you’ll get the FULL benefit of a mentor to ask questions of, as well as a small group you can make plans with ahead of time binningsingletons.com/singleton/bi... #MicroSky #AMR 🧪🦠🔬

Very excited about my new Spurs cap. My brother said, “Oh, so I guess you just buy a new Spurs cap every 35 years, whether you need it or not”

Did it happen?

Some advice I just gave a friend that you also might need to hear... Someone you met as a complete stranger who got to know you and found you wonderful is not in any way biased. They're not related to you! They have no stake in pretending you're a better person than you are. Accept their praise!

That ADHD thing where you are awake at 3 AM and songs from Transatlanticism have been running through your head for hours and you realize you never took your evening meds

Forget Trump. This made me cry a bit. The good of America will win.

For the feeds 🦠 🧪 🔬 #ASMicrobe #MicroSky #AMR

Registration is now open for Binning Singletons @asm.org #ASMicrobe 2026! We are committed to lowering the activation energy required for you to have a great meeting. We're looking for Mentors and Singletons, so please spread the word. forms.gle/fUhhWyHQqQe1...

Jaden McDaniels is under no obligation to “dribble it out”. I played college basketball and used to pray for a breakaway dunk at the end of the game. And sometimes I got one. Winners get to do that. Losers..gotta take that L.

Sometimes you have to be very clear with your coworkers

on behalf of the bluesky team i am excited to announce our newest feature! Now in addition to replies and quotes, we have the "don't reply" here's how it works: 1. you see a post that does not mention you 2. you "don't reply" to it 3. the app shows you more posts

Rick Scott, Your party has been in charge of Florida for 30 YEARS!!!!!!!! You were Governor and now a Senator. Do something about it!!!!!!!

Help out if you can! We need to raise at least $2000 just to have the program this year. Shirts and mixer will be more but I’m just focusing on travel expenses for the time being. #MicroSky #AMR #ASMicrobe 🦠 🧪

Bad news for the world's biggest penis.