Mosslax Slumber #art #pokopia #snorlax

The Current’s decision to hire a manager who’s never done the job and have no midfielders is, shockingly, not going well

they’ll never see it coming (not playing the best CB in the rookie class and also benching Jameese Joseph for no particular reason against one of the strongest oppositions in the league)

yeah first 0-0 tie of the year involving gotham does feel right

I see we are at the incredibly unnecessary yellow cards stage of the game

lampson but nobodies home

Sports Illustrated Stadium making tickets NFTs and making you use their stupid app doesn’t help

“Katie Stengel takes our corners? What’s her married name? Lampent?” -my partner

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

I made this

Portland it’s clearly a winning strategy you should get two reds every week

I’m starting a rumor that Laura Harvey was addicted specifically to the 4o version of ChatGPT and that’s why what little sauce she had is completely gone

21,321+2 (Bogere and Reyes)

“Harvey’s gunna delete chatgpt and download Claude after the game.” — Friend of the Pod.

I think the sport is only improved if we give goalkeepers a weapon to threaten their own team

the Portland Thorns kits have abandoned their normal shade of red and so the players must compensate with red cards

the ghost of christmas past is playing RB for us tomorrow

weighing which NWSL game gets primary screen as “we probably care more about Orlando vs Denver but…….. Spirit vs big purp has the potential to be way funnier”

every month or so someone screams stuff about sophia bush and ashlyn harris at me. every fun fact i have learned has been against my will. this is my cross to bear i fucking guess

“Gotham’s Stay Ready All Stars” really sent me. Great piece as always, love seeing little details like these pointed out

feeling uninspired at work and then remembering I must be employed. for her.

one thing about me is that I am constantly thinking of the frogs that throw up their guts to clean them out I bet it feels so good

sure can’t teach us how to score a goal 🤧

“If she keeps this up maybe she, too, can go to London City Lionesses for free.” @838carlisle.bsky.social im ded 💀 btvc.beehiiv.com/p/2026-nwsl-...

nature is healing (the nwsl is stealing players from chelsea)

umamusume wont load my work day is in shambles

One goal, nine yellows, and a red. The real rivalry is HERE!

Esther González getting the defending champs off to a great start with a well-placed goal ‼️

The ref cam being colored like the first Twilight movie is moving me this rules

9 minutes of stoppage even with the AKB rule in effect welcome back Gotham FC

you can’t upgrade a two-handed shove to a direct red in this league what are we a bunch of europeans

How has this league and its partners not learned to stop doing full screen interviews during game play

feel like I got hit by a truck, the NWSL is back 👍🏼

Why am I watching Midge Purce as a right back may I ask?

feels correct. I am suffering. welcome back gotham fc

ah Lianne I’ve missed your voice (I haven’t)

Can our defenders calm down whole squad’s gonna get felled by a strong breeze

Incredible work from Spirit supporters, especially on what remains an insanely windy night

I am in this picture and I do not like it .GIF

PERFECT FINISH FROM SAM KERR!! 😮‍💨

happy birthday to me thank you gotham fc you fucking insane team

the season literally starts tomorrow, what on earth have front offices been doing all offseason besides voting to not raise the salary cap

Yael building this Gotham roster:

akb is a creator, a performer, an artist, and i oppose the nwsl's attempt to censor her art

The mission was to believe and Emily Sonnett delivered ✅ She now has a record EIGHT SheBelieves Cup titles to her name!

not a single game from the 2025 shield winners or champions… ok mathias lol

I’m winning the league