First SWPL title in 8 years that I've not covered with HYT, feels a bit weird. Like, I feel like I should be in the middle of a couple thousand word write up, firing messages to people I know to see if I can write something for them, planning end of season content but I'm just watching TV

Every Liverpool game I've watched this season has descended into the most end to end nonsense in the final 20 minutes, and every time the commentators are shocked by it

The SWPL table when Grant Scott left Hibs for Celtic, Vs the SWPL table at the end of the season. There is a German word for how this feels I'm sure 👀

@thejameskeep.bsky.social hope you enjoyed watching Hibs win 😉

Surprised at just how emotional I am watching Ciara Grant subbed off for the final time. What an absolute joy to have watched her play

3-0 down at HT in a game you have to win to win the title, deary, deary me Rangers. Erin Cuthbert must be mortified.

🎶 Are you watching, are you watching, are you watching Andreatta? 🎶

The real obvious thing to happen today is Rangers losing and the result at Meadowbank making no difference (moving to head to head from goal difference really ruining the fun of doing maths in the case of a draw in the Edinburgh derby)

Very happy for Pajor but Lyon have absolutely chucked this.

Can I be disappointed in the BBC doing a mention for the Premier League, men's World Cup, men's boxing, and English women's cricket at half time of the UWCL final but not the SWPL final day, *that they are broadcasting*?

Hegerberg, just put your foot through it. Why are we taking a hundred touches there

So many people (including Jacqui Oatley?!) are liking my tweets at the moment which are 90% just ranting about stupid stuff, where was this energy when I was spending hours writing articles or when I create art 😭

Being a Scotland international with not than 20 caps is the safest job in the world. Seemingly the only way you won't make the squad is if you retire (even injury doesn't stop call ups half the time)

Sky Sports not picking any "SPWL" game from the final matchday meaning they have shown 4 league games and the cup final this season, the minimum they can. When they were announced as broadcast partners in 2022 it was described as "scope to increase further during the term"...

As someone with only a passing knowledge of the FrauenLiga is this not insane??

Glasgow City just look like they've lost any attacking dynamism since Kozlova's injury. Obviously a huge loss in front of goal but the drop off in Motlhalo, Lauder, Wròbel, etc... creating chances is really hard to explain

Really enjoyed Schwolow calling for calm before going up for the free kick, the subsequent absolute ballooning of the free kick and second ball leading to a Celtic run on empty goal, and the Hearts players all giving up at the halfway line while Schwolow's still sprinting after the ball's in the net

Leicester heading into a relegation playoff while Amandine Miquel leads Monterrey to a first leg win in the Clausura final. I hope she's able to take a moment to feel really smug today.

It simply should not be accepted that Scotland are being forced to play our home game with Israel in the UWNL behind closed doors in Hungary. A nation that *today* have struck and killed paramedics in a clear breach of the Geneva Convention should not be allowed to compete.

This is insane from Hibs by the way, some clubs (and broadcasters...) can't even list positions correctly nevermind provide accurate goal and assist stats

Going unbeaten against Glasgow City for the first time since 2006/07 is wild by the way, especially given our injury issues and that 17-year-old Armitage had to play last night (how is she still so young by the way?! Been 3 years since her debut!)

They could have picked anyone and "North Curve Celtic" settled on a guy that has a string of convictions for assaulting women and girls(and an allegation of attempting to gas his infant son) to honour in a tifo. Maybe I'm too woke but perhaps that kind of man shouldn't be celebrated...

Hearts winning the first SWPL title to not have a chaotic three way final day fight? Basically doesn't count imo, asterisk for lack of entertainment

This performance is making Bunny look a lot more replaceable than was made out when the news came out earlier in the week

Where I live is celebrating the 900th anniversary since it was founded and that has absolutely blown my mind. About 650 years older than the USA 🤯

Attempting something probably beyond my skill level to accompany an article I wrote all in one go on the notes app of my phone while walking the dog

From the mind that brought you Erin Cuthbert dropping between centre backs in possession comes a new football phenomenon: Klara Bühl spending the whole game in left back positions

Really thought Dallmann had messed that up, what is Coll daein

Genuinely could be 10 at Old Trafford, how many do we reckon have to go in for Slot to go?

Not lying down but also being objectively terrible might be the worst outcome of this game for us I can't lie

Not having the revisionism of Sadiku at Celtic post-Europa Cup win. She was on the verge of getting sacked when she left and had failed to win a big game in almost 2 years.. Glad things are going well for her at Häcken but we don't need to pretend she was a revolutionary in the SWPL.

Petition to rename the Europa Cup the Felicia Schöder Europeiska Trophy

The Rangers penalty decision is even worse than I first thought watching it today... What an absolute load of nonsense. Said before that Hibs are refereed differently in SWPL (as are Thistle and Montrose in my opinion) but that really takes the cake. Justice for Scarlett Herron. Perfect challenge.

Glasgow City don't really look like a team with a player advantage that went unbeaten for most of this season

How in the world has Tanaka not scored there?!

It begins... (also abandoned the diptych)

Obsessed with this reply to Reese Witherspoon's AI nonsense

Hearts start a rammy that includes about three yellow card offences each for Leonard and Shankland but Bushiri gets booked for standing nearby? My heid is in another dimension

If there was ever a game not to bring Joe Newell on for...

Halkett has just fouled Boyle about 6 times and almost ripped the shirt off his back but somehow doesn't get booked. This will be the end of me.

Passlack, I love you, but what the fuck

We're not keeping this up for 50 something more minutes, especially at the rate that we're giving the ball away

No booking for going through the back of Elding to stop a counter and now not even a foul going through the back of someone at the halfway line... I'm gonna say something that'll have me joining Michael Stewart banned from Hampden

Sorry but the attacker doesn't have the ball, there's two/three covering defenders, ball is in the air going away from the attacker, on what planet are the referees justifying that? It's bananas from Sallinger but that doesn't met the DOGSO criteria?

'Mon eh squirrel man!

Aberdeen in the relegation playoff against Spartans or Killie it is then, wouldn't be betting against either of them on current form either. Would be entirely deserved as well.

I have a concept for my next illustration/s (and maybe some writing to go with) but not sure on subject. Current frontrunners Giorgos Karagounis/Homare Sawa, John McGinn/Rachel McLauchlan, Morten Gamst Pederson/Toni Duggan. Any thoughts?

On today's episode of how to lose a league title: Austin and Pegram...

At the start of the season I wrote about how Rangers are best when Wilkinson has someone running beyond her and why it didn't work with Lafaix because she wants to drift deep and wide. Can't believe we're in the final stretch and still seeing that problem.

Shāo hòu jiàn/See you later. Sun Wen, one of the all time Greats. I have penned some words on her, and the importance of respecting the elders to accompany this illustration ➡️ themattrd.substack.com/p/sun-wen-an...