If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

🎶 And you may find yourself Sitting on worthless stock And you may find yourself Behind the wheel of a bricked automobile... 🎶

@evertonthegear.co.uk I'm right now listening to Wish You Were Here. I'm certain from the hoodie you make that you must like Floyd... but the version I have on now is by Sparklehorse. You might not know it, but it's magnificent. spotify.link/Gorcjq7gSXb

I see the clocks went back earlier than usual, during injury time in Liverpool's match.

If you see this post a chef:

I keep meaning to back up this laptop, which has windows because my university required it, and Linuxify it. Maybe this will be the trigger...

@sarahandco.bsky.social Hello Sarah. I just found out you were over here, by the unusual route of clicking on some idiot's profile before blocking him, and seeing you among those he had trolled 🤣 How's things?

@jacquep.bsky.social I have been doing Le Mot for a few days since you posted it... today was the first time I had never heard of the answer!

Good to know that our national emergency alert system doesn't work over WiFi calling... Never mind. Those of us who don't get a mobile signal will find out when we next leave the house.

What atrocities did Tracy Chapman commit in an earlier life, to deserve so many terrible anodyne covers of her songs?

Dear god. With apologies to those Americans that I already know, today has taught me that there is literally no point in talking to those that I don't. You're either MAGA, or so far up your own arses that you're incapable of reading what other people say, or responding sensibly to it. Never again.

Wild that the cheapest pint of Guinness I've had in ages is right by the Seine, in the Latin Quarter of Paris. €6.50

@nickynoo007.bsky.social Hello btw. I had not seen that you were on here.

Dyson spheres. Has that idiot Altman done any sums ffs? To make a Dyson sphere a single metre thick, with the same radius as the earth's orbit, would use hundreds of times the volume of material in the entire earth.

I don't think England should be 5.4 to defend this, even (perhaps especially) if they are all out very soon. #ENGvIND #TheCricket

Think "Oh no, not another one" to stay sighdrated.

At an Everton game when Joe Parkinson was playing out of position. My friends were muttering about how out of sorts Joe looked playing wide. A voice behind us shouted "I wont hear a word said against Joe Parkinson", so I turned and said "Yeah but he's not a left winger, is he?" To Derek Hatton.

Neil Young Frankenstein

These are *local* signs for *local* people.

@cjayanetti.bsky.social You have your own Pokémon now?

Muppet a band: The Kermitments.

Pardon my irreverance, but... ...am I the only person to have done a slight double take here? From the BBC page about the new Pope:- 'A former roommate of his, **Reverend John Lydon**, described Prevost to the BBC as "outgoing", "down to earth" and "very concerned with the poor". '

Woo hoo, 6 word Letter Boxed in 2 🎉

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

I'm certain that I'm not the first to say this... .. it's not even the first time *I* have said this.. ...but... ...TESLA GOES TO ZERO.

Happy Everton Are Mathematically Safe day to all who celebrate.

@funsoph.bsky.social Hi Soph, any recs for a decent cheap meal in central Nottingham please? Youngest is in a concert at Albert Hall Conference Centre, we're looking to take him out afterwards (it will be finished early).

@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com Hi Marie. I understand why you limit replies to your follows; I also find myself wishing to reply to you (or to others in threads you started). I don't "collect" followers, and I find it a little undignified to ask... but would you mind following me back, please?

Arrogant twat. Bye.

Using the glove on top of his head?

Sorry for the QT but I can't reply... I recently switched to duckduckgo, which is free. It seems fine so far - not as slick as peak Google, but also doesn't tell me to go to the touchscreen on my alarm clock.

I think I can translate this... "Let's focus on a ceasefire in the arena where we have had our arses handed to us", says Moscow. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cq...

Post a warning

@cjayanetti.bsky.social Hello #NotAllChamindas. Lovely to meet you, despite having no clue who you were for 95% of the evening 😜

Not to be smug or anything... heaven forfend, etc etc... but... All of you who were at @columnist.bsky.social drinks earlier tonight have missed the best saltimbocca in London. So there.

@jemima.bsky.social Hello, nice to meet you earlier.

@ewacat.bsky.social Hello, nice to meet you earlier 😀

@cakeylaura.bsky.social Hi Laura, nice to see you over here.

@iamfrogprincess.bsky.social Oh hello. I assume you must be the same that I knew on Twitter?

@dov.bsky.social Hello Dov. I assume you're the same Dov I used to know on Twitter? Hello anyway, even if not 😎

Drop a cartoon series you love.

too soon?

Wordle 1,312 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not much left when you have that second letter.

Me and the 4 people who read my posts

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Further to a conversation with some of my nieces tonight... we can confirm that Live To Tell is, in fact, the best Madonna song. That is all.

@paulframe85.bsky.social One more rule, just for you: The very best version of Wish You Were Here is by Sparklehorse.

Welcome to Bluesky, we have rules here: 1) Check the record 2) Check the record 3) Check the guy's track record 4) CHECK THE RECORD, check the guy's rock record...

Terrible news about inveterate Middle-East-Tweeter Jeremy Corbyn losing his phone, leaving him unable to comment on events in Syria.