A helpful quick guide: Parasocial: I feel for (celeb) bc we’re best friends and are attached to each other. Harming them harms me. Empathy: I feel for (celeb) bc I’ve been through that before. I know exactly how they feel rn. Sympathy: What happened to (celeb) is really awful. Hate it for them.

He staging assassination attempts. Fake News. People don’t miss that much.

I say we all jump that high yellow pos

The casting was perfect. That boy look just like his uncle! #michael

The Michael movie was good but the ending was so abrupt.

Anyone who says Chris Brown is this generation’s Michael Jackson is smoking the same crack he is

if you brave enough to put your mouth on Trick Daddy??????? our military needs you right fucking NOW.

I’ve done my part. Outside of not making stupid ass pics and videos etc. I’ve taught the old people in my family how to spot AI and that AI=bad.

Cities are running out of water. I just feel like they should be treating AI use as an urgent issue at this point. Like, we may not have drinking water cause people are using AI to make pictures of Brandon Scott in a durag and videos their grandpa doing a TikTok dance.

Bro. I can’t believe Marty Bass is gone! (Not to glory, just retired) he was such a fun guy to watch in the morning

This job market is wild. I saw a Director of Operations job up about a month ago and the salary range was $90-$110k. They took the job down changed the title but kept the exact job duties and now the salary is $55-65k. This is why people are mad.

I don’t care if it is only $7.99. I’m not paying for another damn streaming service.

The show From is so good! But not good enough to pay for MGM+

I recently added RDLs to my routine now that my back is fully healed. Omg. I’m bout to be even finer!

I don’t really use instagram. So look at these pictures I took while I was trying to figure out how to work a DSLR camera

I went the other day before the $5 sale, but I still got all these for like $20!

Baltimore County library is selling their books today. A foot of books for $5. I went and got mine already so now I can share the good news.

We may disagree on some dumb shit sometimes but I love how we can come together when it comes to Black things 🥹

Black things aside. You shouldn’t listen to anyone who cuts their bangs with a pocket knife. Bad judgment all the way around.

I love how yall are leaving the w lower case and capitalizing the B ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

We all learned about similes and metaphors in middle school so most adults understand the concept. The reason THEY don’t like the “you the birthday” trend now is cause they sound stupid trying imitate how they see/hear other people use it. (I’m old so I don’t even try to use it lol)

While I’m thinking about it. AAVE is so nuanced that you can immediately spot an imposter or someone who tried to learn it from TikTok. It’s such a beautiful language.

I enjoy social media because I disregard white people’s opinion on things in general but especially anything Black. I may not be able to do it in IRL cause ya know….systemic racism. But on MY phone! Yeah I’m not reading that shit lol.

All The Supes are gonna be dead by the end of the season lol

Homelander might just be better than Tr*mp. He’s evil but at least he’s useful and I think he can read.

So now I’m even more I’m pissed that I mentioned lifting and said they may need to come off and she said it wasn’t that bad and filled it anyway. Now look!

Crack don't grow on trees.

"What other secrets do you have?" We clearly have NO secrets cause yall telling everyfuckingthing

I’m just gonna go back to doing them myself.

I said something about it (directly) once. I’m not saying it again.

Like, to me. This is not normal for 4 days

I tried a new nail tech and I love the nail art she does but this is the second time I got really bad lifting in less than a week. Like nail bout to pop off lifting. I mentioned it to her but she just blew me off

I’ve been following a pretty strict diet and exercise routine this week and i absolutely love it. This might sound crazy but I love me a good strict routine. Diet. Exercise. Reading schedule. House chores. As long as I’m the one making it strict

Foreshadowing?????

Whew! It was almost a bad day y’all. I almost forgot I was fine as hell and thick af 🙂‍↕️ crisis avoided.

I didnt not watch versus to be contrarian. My husband and I pick a new movie “critically acclaimed” to watch every night over dinner. Then we pretend we are movie critics and critique it. My evening schedule is jammed packed.

Tyrese won the versus cause he didn’t bring out Trey Songz (I didn’t watch the versus)

So glad I have mid Atlantic privilege right now though. All the places on the East coast I want to go I can drive to

Yall gonna think I’m crazy when I say I think the plan the whole time was to have ICE at the airports

I forgot I had this yesterday. It kept me up all night and it wasn’t even worth it cause it was nasty.

I know gas going up is an issue but the price of smoothies creeping up don’t sit right with me either. Jamba Juice is $8 and a smoothie bowl from Playa Bowls is $13.

The Salem Witch Trials was really just a bunch of dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyy” then killing people.

I was about to compare coffee to crack, but I’m listening to this book right now and it just feels wrong to say it.

I’m never up this late. It’s a lotta titties on here.

I’m scared to post photos on social networks now cause what if AI uses my face for some dumb shit.

I’ve watched 3 Pauly Shore movies on Tubi and still can’t fall asleep. wtf.

I learned so much about pop culture today. That Mormon girl is an abuser so they canceled The Bachelorette. Afroman made a white lady cry. And Chuck Norris dead. No more caffeine for me.

I had an espresso drink around lunch time and now I’m up at 2:57am.

Last night I had a dream about the Deangelo TikTok guy who be eating sweet potatoes and ground beef. The entire dream was just him yelling and shaming me for missing a gym day.

All my niggas hate Gary #Paradise