My husband, brother, uncles can all grocery shop unattended just fine that’s why I think they are trolling

I’d pay a premium just to be able to pick the gender of my instacart shopper

I hope I don’t get a male instacart shopper. Last time I got one I kinda thought he was trolling me. I had dark chocolate in my cart and these were the replacements he suggested

I’m so glad I used that Black Friday code on instacart for free delivery. It’s too cold to do anything outside today. I haven’t actually been outside yet. It just looks cold.

“You’re the only woman I’ve ever loved.” A man who doesn’t fucking matter.

Long story short. I love myself and my husband so much I take whatever extra time needed to make sure I’m not feeding us stuff that’s gonna harm us in the long run. I also know that having this time is a blessing (part of the food is political conversation)

And that’s not even meant to sound holier than thou. I just think people should pay attention to what they consume. It’s so easy to go through life on autopilot.

Most stuff I make from scratch. Including junk food like cookies. If it’s too complicated i obviously don’t need it. We buy one or two pre packaged snacks a week and it’s usually from the Lesser Evil brand. I’m at the age now where that really matters

It’s absolutely the food. Eating cleaner will solve so many of your health and fitness issues.

started in the 200s, now im in the 180s. I can confidently confirm, ITS THE FOOD

Men Instacart shoppers ain't beating the allegations

I know I’m not the only one who remembers this song. Or maybe it was a southern thing. But my husband is acting like he’s NEVER heard this song before. They used to always play this at parties and clubs if a plus sized girl was there youtu.be/ZjdC7WGvSWU?...

The only thing I watch on TikTok right now is that white lady putting cheese in her sweet potatoes

Those TikTok hoodies and tshirts with the cringe saying on them are just “love, live, laugh” signs for niggas anyway

Cause no, I don’t wanna buy your “1/2 Holy 1/2 Hood” sweatshirt from your LTK link

I love that BlueSky aint full of people trying to sell me shit. Literally EVERY other social media app feels like a flea market.

I know as a culture we like to make jokes but I’m not feeling the Diddy jokes. Nothing about anything that man did was funny or joke worthy.

This applies to the style of “flirting” yall like to do on here. “If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here. You’re 36. And probably married. Please.

I slammed my finger in a car door a few weeks ago and now I’m just looking at all the nail inspo online with envy. I can’t get mine done again until March/April because my nail plate is damaged 😢

My latest fixation has been Ezekiel bread toast with almond butter so I’ll be eating this every single day for the next six months.

I always had a hunch he did it but now I’m convinced.

Diddy killed Tupac and Biggie cause he wanted to be their besties and everybody just sitting around acting like everything is hunky-dory?!

I’ve been watching All’s Fair on Hulu and I love how unserious the script and wardrobe is. Very much giving Tyler Perry with better wigs and I can dig it! It’s ok to be a silly goose sometimes 🤪 not every show needs to be good to enjoy it

It’s also a good site to use to make sure your elected officials are doing right by you.

If you want to find out if your favorite store was playing in your face on Black Friday,use The Wayback Machine website. They are a non profit that archives webpages and urls so you can go back and check what they posted on a specific date even if they changed it. support your local non profits.

Playa bowls should keep their Avalanche bowl year round. I hate that it’s only seasonal.

I’m up now (with no alarm) maybe this is a sign I should start cooking

He’s 6’3 and 230. He’s absolutely eating both of those lol

My husband requested shrimp poboys the day before Thanksgiving. Feeding him is my love language.

Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?

I’m going into Wegmans the day before Thanksgiving. This is gonna be exciting!!!!!

I’m a book girlie and I was chatting it up with a librarian yesterday. Y’all know people be having sex in the library bathrooms??????

People keep making kids with BIG BOOTY WOMEN and having BIGG BOOTY SONS.

My grandparents had pecan trees and me and my brother were the youngest grandkids so we always got stuck picking and cracking them. I was convinced that’s exactly what jail felt like.

Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.

Today is gonna be a good MF day!

I’m going to learn to play ice skate this winter. Idc how old I am.

I did a trial run of a Mac and cheese recipe yesterday that I found online. I’m glad I did it ahead of time. That shit came out horrible! To be fair I did leave the velveeta out cause I know people are weird about it sometimes.

Because there’s absolutely no reason a honey bun, sour cream, beef patty and banana peppers should ever be on a plate together.

I HATE extreme food videos. So wasteful. I’m sure it gets thrown away once the camera goes off.

I didn’t delete social media from my phone for some deep reason. It was cause of that girl who puts sour cream on everything. I blocked her cause I couldn’t stand to watch it. And even after that she would still end up on my feeds cause people stitch the videos. To avoid it I deleted everything lol.

Finally finished Wildseed x Octavia E Butler and: 1. Such a beautiful love story. Literally eternal love. 2. A nigga will do right by you if he want to. Don’t beg. 3. Doro was freaky as hell. Cause what you mean let you get some of the breast milk when the baby is done???????? #booksky

The rising cost of Oxtail and no gumbo file in grocery stores is the man’s way of trying to keep joy out of the Black household. It’s very much starting to feel like a scheme that Todd set up 😒

I deleted all social media apps from a my phone a while back…but I downloaded bluesky again JUST to say I’m on my third grocery store today and none of them carry gumbo file and that just feels really anti black to me.

???

I’ve been adulting so hard these last few days

Yeah. The country is going to shit. But I can’t stop being thick.

This is all Queen Naija and B Simone fault

Life already be fucking me, I ain’t got time for porn.