I'm in the bath. My head hurts. People exhaust me.

Any Demisexual!Stede fic recs pls?

Sometimes I ignore messages because I forgot to reply. Sometimes I ignore them for the sake of my mental health. And sometimes I ignore them because I'm a petty bitch and I enjoy being annoying 🤠

Baby's First Foray Into Enjoyable Sex

Today: Doing chores, burning incense, listening to music, letting the sunlight in through my new shutters (I'm obsessed), wearing comfy clothes and feeling peaceful 😌

I wore a comfy fleece today and I felt cute and happy 😌✨️

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Me, after being ghosted by a mediocre man who used too many winking emojis: oh thank god that's over

can’t sleep and I want them back

You know what would hit great right about now? If someone would #SaveOFMD

It's Friday! It's pay day! I've paid off my Klarna, my colleague and I are having chips later, the night out that I couldn't be arsed to go on has been cancelled so I'm having a night in with my mum and my dog instead... everything is good 😁🤙🏻

Find yourself someone who will be as gentle with you as Rhysie is with beer🥰💖🍺 #RhysDarbyFaction

Sweet humble baby🥹💖 #RhysDarbyFaction

Starting 24 hours from now, #AO3 will be down for about 20 hours.

I fear today will be a boring day, and I may need entertaining

his boyfriend likes his shirt!!!😊 #OurFlagMeansDeath

It's been a tough few weeks, but I'm finally starting to feel like myself again 😌 Today I had my nails done and as someone who is quite new to this malarkey, I was fascinated 😅 I also think they're a little modernAU!Ed-ish, maybe? 😇✨️

My brain at 16:38 on a boring Wednesday: maybe we should try threesomes

Me going from reading about Ed and Stede having sex to reading about Viago and Anton having sex: I'm so diverse!!

Just starting chapter 3 (remember when I used to have time to binge read fics LOL I miss those days) and loving this so far 😍😍

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

oh yeah, happy autumnal equinox my northern hemisphere friendos btw😌🍁🍂🎃

Praise the lord I actually have capacity to attend the Bi Visibility seminar today at work 🙌🏻

Like if you're obsessed with male butt cheeks, repost if you're into subtle sexualization of men

Me trying to find a way to earn extra money without also becoming exhausted and having no personal life

Tomorrow is 7 weeks since we met Rhys and looked directly into his face and I'm still crying about it lol

Literally all I can think about now btw thanks @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social 😂😂 when did I become such a perv?? 🫠

When someone asks me what's on my mind

🍂🎃👻🕸️🤎🦇💀🌰🖤🍁🧡💀🧶 🍄‍🟫🍂 happy 1st day of autumn! 🎃👻 🕸️🤎🦇 💀🌰🖤🍁🧡💀🧶🍄‍🟫🍂🎃

*taps mic* P R E T T Y

Rec me a "smutty but fluffy" gentlebeard fic to read as a reward for completing my chores please 🙏🏻

Aries: You only get one chance at life and what a terrible mess you’re making of it.

Getting "new chapter" vibes today ✨️

A couple more from Getty Images!😍😘 #RhysDarbyFaction

licking his forearm

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Back in the U of K, flight landed early so plenty of time to get my train home, anxiety text sent to now ex-bff, t-minus 5hrs til I'm back in my bed reading fanfic 😘✌🏻

So anxious, can't sleep, feel feverish and sick, good thing I have 11hrs of travelling ahead tomorrow fml

Oh my god look after me please 😍

Last full day in Vienna. Big thanks to my anxiety for keeping me awake most of the night ❤️

Lookit that. You wear fine things well.

*pinches brow and sighs* all i want to do is enjoy the rest of my time in Vienna, eat schnitzel and look at the gif of Rhys playing tennis

16 years of friendship, then after calling her out for unacceptable behaviour i finally got the courage to ask her to give me space. It's now 3 weeks later and she's removed me off socials. 3 bloody weeks. Not to be all Izzy Hands about it, but what an absolute twat 😂

What

It's 11pm, we're finally at the apartment, I need to shower before bed because I feel gross, we've been awake since 3am. Still gonna read fic before bed though obvs 🤠

i love our flag means death The Show and our flag means death The Fandom

It's just me and my Rhys Darby tote bag against the world ✨️

I am not looking respectfully. At all. I'm sorry. (courtesy of eddie-redcliffe on tumblr) #rhysdarbyfaction

I love you criminally deleted longer british navy uniforms scene, you deserved better ❤️‍🔥 (from samba's insta) #ofmd

✨ it was incredible, babe ✨