My beloved

If anyone needs me I'll be thinking about ginger Rhys

what the actual fuck do you mean it’s been two years

Headaaaaaaache

Thoughts I'm having in my 30s that I definitely didn't have in my teens/20s: "It'd be nice to come home from having drinks with a friend, to my partner in bed reading a book or watching tv half asleep, who asks me if I've had fun and if I'd like some water"

Ok does anyone else get seriously bunged up when they drink alcohol cause I've had like 10 cocktails and I cannot breathe through my nose???? I'm 33 why am I only just questioning this lol

We are [undisclosed number] of cocktails in and we are having a great time... and I've only said Rhys is cute twice!!!!!!!!! @sherlockstede.bsky.social 🍹🍹

I love Rhyssszsszss

some pics of rhys in a hot tub because i think he's neat

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like. Cheese DILFs Cuddles Dogs Coke Zero Incense Ancestry programmes Biceps Travelling Chai tea

My mum asked me what I want for Christmas this year and I didn't think "Rhys Darby covered in Nutella" was an appropriate reply for my mother so I asked for band t-shirts instead 😇😂

Is that Rhys? 🥹 #Jumanji #ofmd #RhysDarbyFaction

I bet @lauranway87.bsky.social is so sick of receiving the same boring messages from me 😅😅 "omg I'm so tired" "I'm almost crying at work" "Rhys is so hot" (ok maybe not the last one)

I Feel It In My Penis, I Feel It In My Balls It's 1:00PM

{TW for binge eating/weight gain etc} • • • I've had binge eating issues in the past & over this (difficult & stressful) year I've slipped back into bad habits. I've gained a lot of weight & my habits aren't great. I don't like how I look atm, & ofc there is more to life - I've achieved a lot this

Qrt with an OFMD photo that changed your life

Does anyone wanna be the Stede to my Ed? 🌹

Nothing beats the pure disappointment of being called in to work on your WFH day 😭😭

how does it feel… to be in love? 🥺

Off to see one of my favourite 90s/00s boybands tonight (8yo Jess is very jealous) so it's crimped hair, choker necklace and glittery eyes 😍

you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love ed teach but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) & can hold him accountable for his wrong doings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out for his actions (which are always correct)

'Masterpiece' period comedy that has fans 'hooked' and begging for more #OFMD www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2130...

Reinstalled Tinder because I actually would like to meet someone and browsing these profiles I am wondering if I actually am into men or if it was just a fluke 😂

Reminded to my fellow UK OFMD fans that both seasons are only available on iPlayer for one more month 💔 Line up your alternative methods of viewing in preparation 🏴‍☠️

Happy #RhysRhursday, again! 💙

No joke everyone if 2024 me could see me now burning incense and buying house plants she would flip her fuckikg wig 🤠

it's a full moon tonight and i desperately need to know WE'RE WOLVES WHEN?! @jemaineclement.bsky.social

So cute! 😊 #rhysdarbyfaction #jumanji

Bringing this back because I'm horny

Hello people in my phone, today I have the niggling feeling that I'm actually a terrible person and shouldn't exist

congrats to the real #1 dilfs of the year as voted by me 🏆🥇

Me, dyeing my hair and wearing eye gel patches with incense burning on a Sunday evening: my GOD i have my life together 🤠

Bugger It It's 11:00PM

Does this mean Rhys is in the top 25 or is he just not in it at all lmao 👀

in any context this fandom falls apart for The Chain.

On this day of all days, I ask WE’RE WOLVES WHEN

Rhys couldn't be arsed to make a costume for Halloween so he just went as A Smoking Hot DILF Who Drives Us All Insane (lazy, but we respect it)

Me: I think I'll have a few hours off my phone tonight while I spend time with my family Rhys:

Happy Halloween everyone 🎃🧡🍂

Alexa play You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate

🤤🤤🤤

My body whenever I see a pic of Rhys: wait, are we ovulating??

Just seen this on instagram lmao someone stop me 😂🤭

Happy #RhysRhursday everyone! What's a pic of Rhysie that makes you smile no matter what? Here's mine: #RhysDarbyFaction

I would simply like someone to cuddle with while we eat snacks and watch horror films 🥺🥺🥺

None of these things are linked but I didn't wanna make 3 separate posts lol: • I'm sneezing a lot & think I'm getting a cold 🤧 • I need to try & get gig tickets today & I'm setting myself 100 reminders because I'm scared I'll forget • Told my manager i feel disrespected & unappreciated yesterday 😬

i miss him i hope he's having a good day 🫶🏻

Just told my colleague I feel like I'm wasting my life. Her response: "What makes you any different? I feel like that all the time." The difference is I've had enough and I want better for myself 🤠✌🏻

I physically swooned the first time i saw this btw

I may have just ordered @lauranway87.bsky.social's Christmas present 🤫