This dipshit thinks enshittification is declining to implement an algorithm designed to show you enraging misinformation to keep you on the site. Just an absolute piss for brains take.

This badass right here got Thundercracker, Skywarp, AND Starscream.

BABE WAKE UP NEW PHYSICS GIRL DROPPED youtu.be/B3m3AMRlYfc?...

yes definitely let's set up the make-shit-up-all-the-time machine so it can explain to our loved ones that we have gone crazy and yes it is common for crazy people to try to explain that the computer made the whole thing up, but don't worry the AI wouldn't make up anything this serious.

Impeach him

this is what I get for checking bsky for the latest jokes n' japes one last time before heading to bed.

Thanks, Google AI image search, for breaking the news that the GE "At Your Service" award engraved with my relative's name and dated 1979 is actually a commemorative medal related to Mossad's Operation Grim Beeper in 2024.

The fact that you can successfully automate some portion of your job with genAI is not evidence that genAI is useful. It's evidence that portion of your job is useless. I can automate my weekly update report! I can summarize all my staff's weekly update reports! 🤡 Just stop it.

hey it doesn't matter what your job is, you've got it hard enough. If you can, please consider proofreading stuff you sent out. Those red squiggles aren't text confetti. I can't help but notice. I am trying to demonstrate grace.

We cannot let this Manic Pixie Rent Them down.

they briefly tried verifying @jcsalterego.bsky.social. the system recoiled in pain, refusing to show skeets at all. Datacenters filled with an otherworldly screeching. They had no choice but to back out the change and scrub the log files. Soon, bsky came back online. But the system — It remembers.

I support trans rights, BUT... I wish I had done so earlier.

Some day soon you will see a follow-up story that it's ok to let the AI control the nukes because they fixed the problem. You must understand that they will "fix" the problem by feeding the AI output into another AI with the prompt "Don't let the AI launch the nukes unless there's a good reason."

I don't empathize with people getting spun up around this. Maybe it's because I remember the old ways. just because society as a whole has come to tolerate nerdery, does not mean our oldest and strongest foe, jocks, have. Totally not surprised they vibe with a movement founded on hatred of others.

Just got Laser Cat Toy Beast Wars Megatron and he's charming as fuck. Yes... #transformers #transformerspics

just checking in did it happen?

Before I ship out comic books I sold on eBay, I flip them over and sharpie a price a few bucks higher on one of the flap tapes. That way the buyer thinks they really got one over on me.

if you were waiting for just one more Internet rando to recommend Dungeon Crawler Carl, then this is your moment. Like most people, I'm listening to the audiobooks. Absolutely great.

What's that? At the lower left, the newest addition to my Megatron wall? It's actually a Transformers Botbots named Pew Pew Pew and any resemblance to Megatron is a coincidence I'm sure. #transformers #transformerspics #megatron

Wait why? Are you selling new action figures? Are you worried about competition? Do you still have stock? Which ones? How many? I have PayPal or how do you want to...

"I heard food grows on trees on Earth. Is that true?" Go listen to @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social's space-themed mini season of D&D podcast with Lou Wilson, @erikaishii.bsky.social, @aabria.bsky.social, and @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social. worlds-beyond-number.simplecast.com/episodes/fli...

@jerrified.bsky.social this fool follows me around liking all my posts can I be jerrified?

East side: Fuckin South of Grand: Fuckin Capitol Hill: Fuckin Merle Hay Mall: Fuckin Windsor Heights DQ: U KNO WHAT

BABE WAKE UP NEW BOUBA KIKI JUST DROPPED

Sleepy Joe Biden? more like Sleepy Pedo Trump-en! Now I high-five myself to death.

How dare anyone impugn Nick's keynote address at Pedo Con 2026

to all the young men tromping through the beautiful city parks looking for nice places for prom photos I can offer only this advice: Walk slower; she's got heels on.

they are playing "we will rock you" at the Olympics and they are "clap clap hands up" during the "stomp stomp clap" and I can't even

Watching Jarvis and Jordan on Sad Boyz discuss Kid Rock and wow it's not good folks. I understand the faces my dad made when I questioned why he listened to the oldies station. I'm turning to dust watching these 30 year olds drag a performer and song I don't even really like. what have I become?

Fucking ghouls don't even understand how pissed we are about the concentration camps. You know how much I don't want concentration camps? I don't even want these fucks in them when we throw them all in prison.

1. go to Facebook. 2. find an article posted about ICE ignoring habeus orders. 3. copy "They literally proved in court they didn't do a crime" 4. find each reply saying "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime" 5. paste. 6. repeat.

hey all you niche communities that moved out of wherever you were, time to move again :-( (if you archive files in there might want to download them so you can re-up them to wherever you settle)

I don't think the same culture that lets illiterate parents misspell their kids names on birth certificates (and then allows them to be changed!) has a leg to stand on by insisting the gender assigned at birth is immutable.

One day I hope to match the determination of my Labrador retriever who, with all 4 paws stood atop the comforter, nosing and digging the center, refusing to budge, is certain that this is exactly how we get under the covers every night and she is right and I am wrong about needing to her to move.

I wish I could look at the Republican state governments salivating at out-fascisting each other or SCOTUS repeatedly voting 6-3 to ignore most of our bill of rights and think "yes, these sober arbiters of fair governance will surely do the right thing and put their expressly stated enemies in power"

You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses? People

Saw a former colleague vaguepost about "having a shared language is important for community", opened the comments, and witnessed him get dragged by his conservative friends about his racist dog whistling. it was tasty.

Hey if you're gay, does the phrase "closeted X", where X is something other than lgbtqia, offend you or nah?

wow, software designed by the people who thought "curl | bash" was too conservative will just download and run malicious code all day long?

Central Air, the podcast for centrists, is living up to its name: Liberals: don't fuck kids. Conservatives: fuck them kids! Centrists: Uhm, actually, fucking some kids is fine, actually.

yeah we highkey did know and nobody would listen.

still rubbing the sleep from your eyes you blearily step to the pickup window as the baroborista announces your name and you glance down to see it. You worry about the rest of your day as the AI decided you need a catering dispenser filled with demerara sugar, vanilla syrup, and a shot of espresso

Dems should demand a full ICE withdrawal from Minneapolis as a condition for any deal. Please, just give us this. Get them out

once again the Nobel committee can do the funniest thing

* Agents to have a stipend for whistle-proof earmuffs, but graphics or camo must be paid by the agent. * No more threatening law-abiding citizens. Accountability means follow-through. * Bullets must have a QR code to leave feedback on a Google form. Or like whatever else the agent wants, we guess.

I joined the liberal gun owners subreddit to see what they are talking about, and I am able to report that liberal gun owners are *almost exactly* as crazy as conservative gun owners in *almost exactly* the same ways. ➖ Disappointed in humanity ➕ Bullish for our side if civil war 2 happens.

Oh, Alex Pretti broke a taillight a week before his murder so that's ok? If so, 1. DHS give us the names of every agent, and 2. DHS should summarily execute in the street every agent involved with ramming a victim's car. Broken taillight=death! Line em up! This is all ridiculous.

1. Since they are masked we don't know if these were different agents. Since they lie about everything related to ICE, I'm not willing to even give them this tiniest benefit of the doubt. 2. The punishment for breaking a taillight (if that is even true) is not summary execution in the street.