For my sisters: Maybe it’s not you maybe he’s just a bottom too

lol why yall can’t be okay with being out the loop

It is not worth the hot tub for me my queen

TLC did the same thing but no one called the cops

manifesting a good hunch n hollar session with someone who actually cares about my body and pleasure

Damn the weather app tricked me

He’s a Beautiful man

Imagine being named Michael Jordan and not being extremely successful.

I napped so good today

Happy Friday

Tyla is the next big thing

I really don’t like when tall men be bottoming. Y’all can already reach the top of cabinets and you want to get dick too? Eeeyuck

I liive

Something that never sat right with me is how they paid Penny Proud dust in the American Idol episode of Proud Family when she had a whole singing career as Penne episodes prior

My favorite experiment was learning about acids and bases and we each got a penny and rubbed ketchup on it to make it shiny to show the acidity in the ketchup

Eat the rich!

Just when the train is crowded enough HERE COMES A BITCH WITH A SUITCASE 😭😭

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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Jujutsu Kaisen is confusing to me and my homegirls but shoutout to being able to pause and google.

Forgot my headphones and now I must listen to the sounds of the world as I go to work 😭

Finally going to the cottage

That was such a terrible experience getting home

A young man in here is irking my last nerve

Lmfaoo Shauna from yellowjackets said “Sir you are a homosexshua”

Good word confirmed. Another good word “Duplicitous”

Before you film that split screen video with you just making faces on the side, all in the real content creator’s way? Don’t. Good morning! 🥰

The coolest janitor to ever do it! love me some Mr Johnson ☺️ (photo credit: eyeofscottie on X)

Record of Ragnarok Percy Jackson New Pokemon I can’t wait to get off work lmbo

Work

Dated (use the term loosely) 1 person Just was not compatible

Watching the best Home Alone…. Home Alone 3

One Piece…….. “THIS IS BALLROOM”

I be taking pictures like this and then screaming to my friends imma lady and thanking people for respecting my pronouns when they call me girl

Patriiiice Again

Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder… Wtf was that about?

Wesley Bright Ursula’d John Legend’s voice

If I was good at tik toks id make a series of slo mo videos of me having minor inconveniences (stubbing my toe, kitchen drawer catching belt loops, bending over and ripping my pants) with “one more disaster I can add to my generous supply” playing in the background

Men are triflin' and I know first hand as a man who is occasionally triflin'

Last night I fucked up and called the mayor elect of NYC Moron Zamani and everyone laughed at me 🥹

My naked enlisted sailor

Lmbo they killed and stole that disabled lady’s shoes for absolutely nothing. No shade that’s what she gets

No Good Deed gave me chills

Rewatched in preparation for tonight, what a fucking movie

Wearing my light scarf today… Cold days are here again

I just want the big booty girls in the gym to walk a little faster

Karen was right, thank god she’s a beautiful woman lmbo

Hey you all our friend Teacoa is still having issues with vision loss please help how you can. Even a reskeet