One of today's political prisoners. Cartoonist & zine maker Daniel Rolando Sanchez Estrada wasn't even at the ICE protest. He was accused of "moving" a box of anti-Trump zines THE NEXT DAY. A rightwing judge sentenced him to 30 years! Just for possessing zines. The darkness is descending.

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I got all my clothes at the Closeout special at that nudist place. They were all half-price because they are irregular. Naughty regular because of manufacturing, defects, so rude, but because they have “incorrect” thoughts. But I think they are very decent. On me.

When all the investors lose their money that they foolishly invested in AI. You know the old saying. Imaginary paper comes. Imaginary paper goes.

Bad news. Stocks are down

By the way. Just to spread it around everywhere evenly. Where is the clear and easy to understand agenda points of the green party and DSA? And why aren’t they constantly constantly pushing it? And it does have to be easy to understand. Clear. And you have to push it. Unify it! Be a resistance.

Democrat leadership still in their Charlie Sheen I am winning Tiger blood! phase.

The neoliberal critique of Trumpism is almost entirely about decorum. Remember. I am a degreed philosopher. They are not making good arguments. They are also not winning against Trump. They are not making good arguments because they are corrupt. Thank you for your kind attention.

Just remember how we won World War II through elitist incrementalism.

The Democrats aren’t an opposition. They are a clown car filled with people who look like clowns but have no actual training. But you can’t critique them.

Look I’m trying to be a ray of sunshine here at the nudist rally. And I’m putting on a show of political camp. For the prisoners. Now I got some material about the prisoners dilemma. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. But your accomplice has already confessed.

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Start singing the internationale at all sporting events.

Give Texas back to Mexico. And you know what? All Texans would then get universal healthcare. Texas will become a very different place. Someplace nice.

You know the best thing about asexuality? You can eat all the garlic and onions your heart desires and never panic about how someone will react if you kiss.

As someone said on Twitter, the actual ratings on Uber are five stars: a taxi ride took place; one to four stars: I want someone to lose their job.

Turns out nothing makes me angrier than genocide.

Add a word, ruin a musician Prince Andrew

My country built itself into a prison state, and all I got was the largest prison population in the world and a bunch of prison slave labor building things that I did not ask for and providing services which are not necessary generally. And also a lot of draconian laws.

Keir Starmer is a bad person who used his power to make the United Kingdom a more unequal place and dismantle the possibility of opposing oppression and genocide, and to drive trans people from public life. If you think he is decent, I have news for you about your own moral judgement.

neurotypicals will never understand the neurospicy joy of turning on the tv and assembling those random colors and sounds into video in my mind. I didn’t even know this wasn’t something everyone could do, I guess I thought it was normal!

This is an advertisement for print books in a world where no one reads. I am so very sorry. There will be audiobooks. Davidraffin.com

Has been fun. These sites make me very angry. Have audiobooks to record. Kiss your pets. Overthrow the government. Be free.

The acrobats flipped out. After a hot scuba mission the diver kicked off a flipper. It was this action, flipper in play, which caused the commotion, which caused the acrobats 2 flip out. The diver stepped out, the acrobats flipped out, The 1 on top took a dive. Splayed out. Flop.

Don’t ever call a flapjack a pancake. It’s insulting.

I eat flapjacks, because Swedish pancakes are too rich for my system.

🎶 The prince of pancakes ran away / away from the plate / away from the plate / the prince of pancakes ran away / now look at that syrup run 🎶

The pancake house suffers from quick turnover.

There was a flapjack at the pancake house the other night. The police were called and they made pigs of themselves.

I remind you again that the international House of waffles sells waffles the pancakes of all nations who persistent calling them waffles because the word loses all meaning when you identify with it so completely. IHOW.

The international House of Waffles serves the waffles of all nations pancakes.

The Swedish Chef is here on forged papers. His culinary degree is not worth the rice paper it’s printed on. Shouldn’t be used to wrap fish for poaching. His Swedish pancakes are merely flapjacks jacked up. He was appointed by Mayor McCheese who is nutritionally bankrupt, morally.

Thank you for coming to the improvisational comedy show. Tonight’s troupe is called waffle house. This evening‘s performance is called waffles or pancakes with syrup and a side of fruit. Later we will have a roundtable discussion regarding pie. Audience participation welcome.

Idea. A 24 hour pancake house where the pancakes are all in the shape of numbers. The odd ones will be half price. The odd ones will be half price. They will be very popular. They will be very popular. Don’t get even. Get odd. Don’t get even. Get odd.

At the international house of pancakes people commonly speak English. It is muffled and hard to understand because their mouths are full of pancakes.

I think it is rather obvious that a quarter of a Silverdollar pancake should sell for $.25.

The pancake man works in the kitchen slowly and methodically, making pancakes. His own children. Miniaturized versions of himself. The resemblance cannot be missed. It is his own circle of hell. Pancake hell.

Saved you a click: you're supposed to eat them

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Seriously though. Alan Greenspan. I just wish the end had come with a car crashing into a brick wall. Harming no one but the occupants of the car. Which also would have included Trump, Biden, Starmer, and Clinton.

Seriously though. To Alan Greenspan‘s family. I hope he suffered.

Ho Chi Minh emerged from the world created by the Age of Revolution and demanded that republican ideals apply beyond Europe.

When I was young I was full of piss and vinegar. And you know how unreasonable children can be given circumstances such as that.

I am a reasonable Menshevik.

Do not go home with him he is a bear. There is nothing for you save porridge in there. Some is too hot, some is too cold, but if you mess up his bed he’ll become rather bold. He’ll growl and decry, paws to

My pitch for a sitcom on CBS goes a little something like this. The Dalai Lama is retired. He eats a snack cake. While sitting alone in a room. Then he discusses the snack cake. It's component structure. It's philosophical impact. To the gut. That's it. It's called cream pie.

I am America's snack cake. I am a sales loss leader.

I misplaced my keys, and then last night I had a dream they were behind the TV. So of course this morning I checked and they weren’t there, which means not only do I still not have keys but also I don’t have psychic powers.

A few years old. Can't find an artist's credit.