If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

Always do opposite of what Quackolini says.

france is never beating le pedophile racist allegations

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

OMG. Robert De Niro as Brendan Carr.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

bless the escalator!

10 years ago today, we moved tot 🇺🇸 What an adventure it has been!

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Ascend the coffin? Because we'll need a lot of those if this idiots have it their way.

Quackolini thinks 100uL/kg is a lot.

Quackolini wants to delay Hep B shots until age 12. Problem: the danger is vertical transmission at birth, when 9 in 10 infections become lifelong. That’s not a health plan—it’s an epidemiology experiment with your child as the control group.

Jimmy Kimmel is back tomorrow!

what a sad parent. And good for Lilly to thrive!

I wonder how many people barely made it onto this flight to be back home in San Francisco before this shit goes live tonight.

California ♥ www.sfchronicle.com/politics/art...

Oh my GOD. This is the first official confirmation that the new H-1B entry ban does not apply to people with current visas (despite the text not containing ANY exception for people with current visas), and it’s not even something on an official website, it’s a passive aggressive tweet!

Lemme spell it out. Trump's only leverage over Jimmy Kimmel and ABC came from FCC regulation. His direct power over H1-B visas gives him similar leverage over tech, higher ed, and others.

Did they even watch their own andor show?

🧡

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Thousands of people are marching in London right now to protest the official State Visit to the UK of Jeffrey Epstein's close friend

#SIGMET VASH: Mt St Helens FL000-070. Ash resuspended by strong winds, within 15nm of summit. Moving WNW 20kt. Valid til 23Z. Be careful when flying between Seattle and Portland today!

@americanfietser.bsky.social RT 🙏 which ebike do you recommend? on my 3rd Specialized Turbo Vado and going 28mph in San Francisco breaks it down each time. Battery and contact alignment issue? anything similar out there that can handle me better? www.specialized.com/us/en/turbo-...

That's a lot of cookie!

That's a lot of cookie!

Bye mom! Easy to see live on YouTube like this 😅 In combination with @flightradar24.com of course.

Not fooling me.

Still summer here!

David Baltimore, giant of molecular biology, has died.

When even Rand Paul thinks you’re despicable.

111 days!

sweet christ on a bird flu biscuit how was he ever confirmed

WEST COAST! ❤️

Coastal redwoods ❤️

Morning redwood hike. Rockefeller Grove.

Goodnight lost coast.

Duvel with a view.

Morning hike with the crew

Morning hike with the crew

Another lost coast hike!

Sunset

Apero

Made it to the lost coast. Home for the next 3 days.

Breaching whale and the lost coast at sunset

Mendocino