dudes rock

we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man

i wonder how that factoid got to that dimension honestly. they actively went out of their way to work with each other multiple times outside of mythbusters, just because their relationship was firmly coworkers and not friends it doesn't mean they couldn't stand each other

cosplaying outside of na/eu is such fucking pain man. i've resorted to mixing cornstarch into filler primer because i cant find a single brand of filler primer that's thick enough to actually. you know. FILL

i just realized i got the game wrong. this is the optimal level of hoyoverse familiarity to have imo

joining the war on autism on the side of the autism

popping a whole box of tylenol like candy to make my autism worse on purpose

it's good i don't play genshin impact because i would kin the fuck out of veritas ratio

this bit from hallmark fic is always going to be the essence of bingqiu to me

(sqq voice) skill issue

joined my neighborhood's general group chat and already regretting it

suggestion: we drop the verb "consume" entirely when talking about media and use "engage with" instead. catch-all, medium agnostic, and not completely fucking soulless

I don't do SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES. I don't use ADOBE PRODUCTS. I don't pay monthly for ART PROGRAMS. I buy a PERPETUAL LICENSE. And if there isn't one, I DON'T WANT IT.

very sad neither of the girls from knights of guinevere activated the blorbo center in my brain because man i would love to make those armors from the ending

o I see we're being rebellious and posting our nsfw let'sgoooo #deixiv #deiafterdark #nsfw #zenate #teratophilia

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

disney adults canceling their trips and cruises and weddings because of jimmy kimmel and harry potter fans still hanging on to their bullshit after 10 years

you see i actually hate most of the articles reporting on this even if they're on our side because the headlines are so spineless. the article is decent and talks about the problems but the headline is written in a way that's extremely easy for conservatives to twist into pedojacketing queer people

BG3's big, glaring flaw is that there's no option to forcefem Astarion

Ketenramm's beard for male Elezen face 2 drive.google.com/file/d/1GYqP...

welcome to The Resistance, *checks notes* *sighs* *weeps gently* ...michael eisner

Thank you for holding!! 💀

svsss is funny because it somehow created a character that was simultaneously the biggest pettiest annoyingest hater in the galaxy and also had the world's biggest most deep seated sweet loving nurturing mommy energy

g'raha tia

This is staggering. Dismantling the right wing propaganda machine is imo one of the biggest and most vital obstacles to the future of this country.

r/AnimeFigures user pinged HobbyLink Japan after noticing 18+ anime figures missing. In response, HLJ said, "due to recent changes in our operations, we have made the decision to remove all adult-oriented items from our website." www.reddit.com/r/AnimeFigur... H/T @sisiri.moe.observer for the find

"no love, however brief, is wasted," i sob as i eat the last chicken nugget

ffxiv is a shit game actually because they made thancred shave after hw/stb and i'll never forgive them for that

The word "Luddite" is not an insult in a world where refrigerators play ads

Yda: it’s sort of weird that thancred hits on everyone except me? Yshtola: I am quite certain you haven’t told him outright, but he’s quite observant. I’m sure he’s just trying to respect your preferences. Yda: told him what? Yshtola: Yshtola: 🙂 I would not worry about it, Yda.

i used to be really big into vocaloid and i still have a fuckload of older songs in my library i still listen to regularly but it's incredible how the shift to ai voicebanks made it lose the magic _entirely_ for me

The primary diff between writing fiction and nonfiction is when you write nonfic, you research a topic for 2 weeks and then write 1000 words on it and when you write fiction you research a topic for 2 weeks and get one sentence out of it.

THATS FUCKEN BUGS??????????????

*hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate*

the reason generative ai will not work until they start the entire thing all over is as simple as "our system relies on rewarding the computer with points if it comes up with an answer, so the computer is incentivized to give an answer"

I DO NOT "promote my fics so more people see it" I DO NOT "write famous tropes to get a wider audience" I DO NOT "choose a pairing that has lots of traffic" I POST INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC FANFICTION MADE EXCLUSIVELY FOR MY OWN TASTE AND IF IT DOESNT GET KUDOS I KILL MYSELF

i've straight up had gringos sneer at me because i "pay half price" on my ff14 sub (regional steam price is like 7 usd) as if it's not three times the % of my monthly income as their ~full price sub~ is

to non Brazilians: this is what I try to articulate when I say you shouldn't just compare the prices of stuff on a vacuum, you also need to consider how much people are earning it is really hard being a Nintendo fan in Brazil for a reason

this made me giggle

man i wish i had saeran and ryujin's baby pics for that wolqotd but trying to make a viera child and an au ra child are so much work

you cant tell me to look respectfully and immediately show me a silver daddy lion man with the strongest bisexual vibes i've seen this week

enemy to caretaker is literally the best trope ever created

yall i think i have negitoro virus

lwj carrying bunnies in his robes and it just looks like he has a massive rack