where is the Spirit Halloween party store pop-up at because I cannot be unprepared celebrating Benito Bowl this weekend 😩😩

Binge-watching Billions (finally) on suggestion from a friend, and I realize it’s a documentary

I'm making rice crispy treats with my kids and watching movies to get ready for the storm because I'm angry but determined. These assholes think they can kill us and we'll just lose hope and joy and give up? Get fucked. I'm going to make snacks and then fight harder.

imagine having the sheer gall to call Alex Pretti a terrorist, when he was murdered in broad daylight by a masked goonsquad, with multiple witnesses and video evidence of him doing NOTHING WRONG

going semi viral for sharing a memory about the blizzards in the 90s is so funny 😂

switched to tallow and honey for my hands and I have never seen them more moisturized than now

“They’re terrified of seeming unwilling to kill their own voters”

listening to this man repeat the words “premium” and “luxury” like they pay their designers anything close to what they’re worth

lol, normalize “you didn’t read what I *just* sent” email replies

You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.

Seeing these two in the same feed has me howling 😂

This is why I don’t go to every event I’m invited to

“is that everything, Sir?” Me: … “Ohh, my bad I didn’t see—“ Me: no no, you got it right

I support our nation’s troops

haha

The Running Man featuring lore-accurate Jamaica Plain 🖤

There is no conceivable universe where I simply answer a door without knowing who is on the other side.

reached the part of winter where my hands straight up look like I’m bare knuckle fist fighting in my spare time

Maybe one of these days I’ll return to my former home of client services and contracts. Not for a long, LONG while

“you have a smooth voice, don’t tell me you worked in sales.” 💀🤣 something like that

This is the only scene I care about in this fucked up movie 😂 #TheLobster

“Is there a bisexual option available?” — The Lobster

really hoping I find a pair of antlers on the trail this month 🤞

bluesky is all about saying something insane into the void and hearing 2-3 people go “yeah!” in the distance

Me to me: “why do I feel so mellow today?” the goji berry-ashwagandha-chai I made earlier:

corporate introduction: “…and in my free time I love to garden.” *pauses to find my target audience from the knowing smirks.*

Harper’s just having the best sex of her life this season and I can’t fault her for that #IndustryHBO

search results for “sesquipedalian” skyrocketed in the last 3 minutes, guaranteed #IndustryHBO

also please, god… bless me with a stylist half as good as Harper’s this season because this is the power suit I want to wear when I own a 7-figure company

I wanna fist fight some of these writers lmao #IndustryHBO

scheming to plant a grid of pussy willows along my fence line

ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink. Two Americas.

Laughing at all the people saying shit like we should get rid of the few bad apples in the ethnic cleansing operation

Client, R1: "these shots feels cold. Can you find more positive ones?" Client, R2: "why are they all smiling?"

Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.

50F in January means the trail is CROWDED 😮‍💨

do you ever smell coffee percolating from a moka pot and know the *instant* that shit hits your bloodstream it's going to unlock a new level of adhd?

thinking of spring 🌼🌻

man the video is circulating so settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

📉📉📉

great week to watch films with Jeffrey Wright in them—Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man Out, Highest 2 Lowest

don't underestimate a reader's motivation to speed-read a book that you mentioned (because they want to impress you)

actually, this is even better if you know the story about "Mac shrapnel" aunt 😂

quotes Dave Chappell specials on command uncle 🤝 "loved the Emilia Perez musical" aunt 💀