Honestly just so sick of my job I'd gladly skip Christmas to have it be January already so I can quit

Work talk, but my god is it obvious this monster can't function without someone to blame or get mad at Once I'm gone this place is going to collapse and hard Just pure incompetence being propped up, and blaming me for the failures

A key takeaway from this charade: university admin has one mission, and that's to protect the university (which they view as themselves, not the faculty or students), no matter how many principles or people it must burn to do so. No amount of professionalism, competence, or service will save you.

*Wakes up* *Realized he has to go to work tomorrow* *Day instantly ruined*

When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not

it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

So next week, going to the Don McLean Christmas Concert as I won tickets to it on the radio lol

Big beefy Miraidon ❤️❤️

좀 많이 세진 마기라스

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ELPHABA & GLINDA VS COSMO & WANDAAAAAAAAAA BEGIN!!!

Dragon boy, 20 CHA 20 STR

So Big prey filled eagle balls? Big prey filled eagle pecs? Big prey filled eagle belly? All of the above at once? What is your choice today?

31 years ago was my first time voicing Brak. We did a little Christmas special. “Hi, my name is Brak!” and “All hail Brak!” were my first catch phrases. We showed it at Dragon Con the following year. It surprised me that people yelled along to the episode. There were 35 in the audience.

Commission for @angrynightmob.bsky.social #hyper #vore #hypersperm

Going to the movies, I'll be back You better behave yourselves

Oh, yeah, NPC writing is the best. You can do worldbuilding, add a gameplay tip, or just invent a memorable weirdo. Or a whole city of weirdos. It's great.

And we never saw @einthebusinessdeer.bsky.social again

HAPPY BEANSGIVING! 🦃🥰🙏 today we give thanks to... NO ONE. WHY ARE ALL THESE CREWMATES DEAD? WHY HAVEN'T WE CAUGHT THE IMPOSTOR YET?? GHOSTS DO UR TASKS OMG???

It’s that time of year again!

Gonna pec vore you

Earthbound in particular should shame every single one of us into being funnier at every opportunity

I wasn't aware that in end stage America, one must closely read the frozen pizza box to ensure one is in fact purchasing a frozen pizza and not proof that we have been abandoned by the old gods and the new

Large hungry horny hyper birds in your area.

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

:3 Ya know whats a good cock to suck on? Massive Golden Chocobo Cock~ TvvT hehe Gotta Taste Test how potent ur hard work in Prized Chocobo Breeding has gotten u to this point <3 with his rich potent precum~ I wonder if Male Chocobo's would still be called Roosters~ >//3> <3

It took 21 hours but I finally got it all down #vore #cockvore

Okay, so what should I do next?

It's a "lounge on your couch-sized nuts" kinda day... wanna join me? 🎨: @smolrainbowgoat.hyper.wang

As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.

World flooding 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 For @angrynightmob.bsky.social

Just suddenly having my brain screaming "why do you follow me?*

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here is only muscle version of sonar :3

This is what happens when I catch you stealin somethin

It might not be pectober anymore but there's always time for gigantic muscle tits you can get lost in. Especially of the fox variety~ Make like mine & @tanukishowman.bsky.social 's kitsune guys Belidar (big boi) & Datura (smaller big boi) & never stop celebrating huge pecs~ 🎨 @somnusfox.bsky.social

Kevin Sorbo was in his 30s and in peak physical condition (he was currently playing Hercules), and he had three strokes after he had his neck cracked by his chiropractor.

Friend: *Shows Mob a clip from Hazbin* Me: Huh, that sounds like the guy from Fallout Boy .... Wait, that IS the guy from Fallout Boy Guess my music ear is still on point

Hyper eagle cock filling and stretching all your holes? It's more likely than you think! Hyper eagle cock swallowing you whole after that? Pretty much a guarantee

I think one of the marketing professors at my university might be a furry I was proctoring one of their exams and one of the questions involved a fictional company called PulsarGear for hyper-active gym wear, with a red cardinal as the logo. @pulsarbird.bsky.social

...It goes around the world! For @angrynightmob.bsky.social

Oh my bark, this man, @darkiguelzone.bsky.social is so fucking adorable and unf<3 [Re-Up Art]

hey

Furries, do NOT buy this game if it is using any of that generative ai BS. Even if it is "just a little". This is how they slowly add it in and make it more accepted, and they WANT that. THAT is their plan.

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

Soar high, Rito man ☀ Lines by Kosmonius / _Itz__Charlie