* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * Of course I got half the ending spoiled for me by reddit. When will I learn?!

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * Corbin and KC saying the Casa girls are like college girls and the villa girls are like high school. Based on what exactly? How sexual/affectionate they are? Fucking men

Not even touching the fact that what he is saying about hospice care is categorically false, but this coming from a man who works for a regime that has caused countless amounts of people to lose their insurance because they view healthcare as a privilege not a right? These are not serious people

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * Zach and Bryce during the challenge tie breaker:

literally the only one that should be going back to their OG is Trinity, everyone else BRING IN A NEW MAN IM BEGGING #LoveIslandUSA

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * Can we never send anyone to the hideaway before Casa ever again?

try again by aaliyah

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * The girls all hanging out in their bummy pajamas and no make up eating breakfast was so real. Love the Barbie Dream House

The fact that I didn't even know who this man was before the OR controversy. But sure definitely the most impactful critic of our time

Larys looks like the lovechild of Mikey Day from SNL and Nic from Love Island USA Season 7

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * Damn this villa is in shambles right now. Perfect time for Casa

Starting a petition for Zoey Deutch and Nick Robinson to play Alice and Hayden in a Great Big Beautiful Life adaptation

Repost if you can hear this image blaring

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * OMG THE PRODUCES ATE THAT CASA START UP! IM SO READY

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * Oh man they really got my hopes up showing them talk to Sol and Gabe in the van. Really thought they were about to roll up to Casa

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * Girth check? GIRTH CHECK?!

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * Did Insincere say he doesnt want to explore anymore? During week 3? Ok then bye boy

Obama: When we lose faith in each other, when we stop believing our collective voices matter, we give away our power. We open the door to those who see some people as more equal than others, who see government as a way to punish enemies. I do not believe that is the story of America that prevails

I got a pic of Colbert rolling up to the Obama Library in a tan suit!

Excuse me...WE GOT MANDY MOORE SINGING ONLY HOPE IN THE YEAR 2026?!

They can pry the em dash from my cold dead hands

Cold Goodbyes

OMG Ossoff in those glasses 🥵

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * Bro KC why TF are you talking to Zach about this? He is the one who caused this problem

I desperately need them to restock the secret gardens set 😫

NEW TAYVIS CLIP!!! 😭😭😭

I can't unsee it 😫😫😫 Either that or like she put them on backwards

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * I'm sorry did that just say "and he has a personality" in reference to...*checks notes*...CORBIN GPT?!? What are you hiding from us producers

Talk about a woman on a mission

Taylor at electric lady 👀👀👀

Idk if there has ever been a book adaptation casting as perfect as Heated Rivalry. I'm almost done with The Long Game and it's insane how easily I can hear and see Connor and Hudson in the scenes. They ARE Ilya and Shane

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILYA ROZANOV

Why is Jordan from SLOMW's skeezy ass on this random cooking show my mom is watching?

Didn't even get invited to my 10 year because I wasn't friends with any of the class officers on Facebook BUT somehow got the invite to the one for the town I grew up in and moved out of when I was 13. Should've gone to that one 😂

"Bread and circuses" except the bread has never been more expensive and the circus is lining the pockets of the oligarchy.

Just to be clear production don’t need to show us anything from the hideaway we don’t care #loveislandusa

Zach is such a menace (derogatory) #LoveIslandUSA

* #LoveIslandUSA SPOILERS * We really wasted this whole vote and accidentally lost Bea in the process. Can we please get a redo?!

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

Umm...when did they add the door openings? Wasn't like that last night when I checked in on a livestream. If I were the courts I would be heavily questioning why adjustments were made to the tarp so it wouldn't have to be taken down and questioning whether or not the sign was ACTUALLY removed

Now they're fighting... the Weather Channel

may this joke never get old 😭

When I see that my niece liked a Hamilton x Knicks edit and didn't send it to me. The audacity.

Wait Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart have a podcast together?! Oh no this is gonna end up like me and the Chiefs all over again. My boyfriend is gonna be so concerned if I add a second sport to my tv roster

Rest of the world: constant, abject misery The New York City subplot:

Between Scottish Boston and Knicks Champions NYC I don't think I've ever had so much fomo in my life

Ok but no really but how is Prime going to give us a show about a girl, her summer vacations, and her dynamic with two brothers that becomes messy as hell. And she has a special relationship with their mother whose name is Sue and she ends up dying I mean come on. Alexa play the exile chorus

New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind

Me liking every NYC celebration reel I see on IG so the algorithm will give me more dopamine hits: