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anyway

to faz meia hora rindo da frase blinking the yartjamin

juro

meu vizinho cozinhar bem eh uma das piores vivencias que eu tenho pq agora ta com um puta cheiro de churrasco e temperos em casa e eu provavelmente vou almoçar um cup noodles triste

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

o amigo mais desempregado de vcs ta faz 1 hora sentado do lado do vaso pq decidiu que era uma boa ideia jogar sushi ben no oculus vr enquanto ta de ressaca (estou lidando com os terrores do enjoo sinistro)

snack

“Frog, Frog,” cried Toad, “taste these cookies that I have made.” Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.

Sofrendo de JOFA e FOFO (Joy of Fucking Around e Fear of Finding Out)

me sentindo 1 criança saindo do cinema mto hypado dps de 2 hora e meia de amv do demon slayer

scientists reveal the secret

derrubaram a steam no exato momento do lançamento do silksong pqp como tanka

rolling up to the tournament with this

Apologies, bovine brethren. #MarioKartWorld

lidando com um moedor de cafe que moe tudo menos cafe (o equivalente da faca de pao que corta tudo menos pao)

Riso from a few months ago for a Japanese whiskey bar in PA

Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.

to com vocal stimming da sakura cardcaptor pqp cada 5 minutos toca um aiaiai yukito na minha cabeça

new bit is saying “so you finally decided to apologize” when anyone walks up to me

ta permitido ser feliz dnv

to oficialmente habilitado p dirigir carros

YIPPIEEEEEEEEE

What a wonderful world!

he’s gay AND Tom cruise?? he really CAN do it all, wow

rpg maker monochrome buddies

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

eu durante anos

Don't worry guys I made a new Lugia card

CITY!!

eu tenho pensamentos

dadaaaaaan

If you're over 30 and still haven't figured out how to schlup the flampton to earn more skelch then I suggest you take a good hard look at your life.

oof

We’re just normal men

Happy non-binary day!

Robotic diva MK.01 🤖✨ #art #hatsunemiku #lowpoly

🌠 ⊹ #vocaloid ⊹ #初音ミク ⊹ #sonicracingcrossworlds ⊹

The really funny thing about these pieces is they reveal this whole deranged subset of people who think Social Media is primarily for Electoral Politics as opposed to the things most people actually use it for: screaming about sports and posting anime girls with thick thighs and fat baps