Allison Pearson is pissed off that the Southport murderer has pleaded guilty and the witnesses will now be spared having to relive their ordeal in court because she wanted her chance to write about a trial.

Is this Malacia regen really worth all this?

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We take points off them btw. Points. 2-2. To us.

Will take time but Amorim is absolutely the guy for us. No doubt about it

@theparisangel.bsky.social evening mate, do you pay full whack for your ticket or do city consider your height a disability ?

Normal service resumed

Are there any decent United aggregators on here yet? About the only thing missing from X

We need to knock all this on the head now surely. Wear a jacket, don’t wear it, wear an armband or not - forcing it is just ridiculous. Half the players probably don’t care either way, it’s not a show of support it’s a forced performative gesture that means nothing

My opinion on Luke Shaw is no different to Phil Jones. Personal level you feel for them. On a professional level we need to be ruthless. The fact Shaw signed a contract last year is just another example of the ineptitude of those at the club. This can't be new information. We're not a charity.

Happy birthday my brother @infinitejest.bsky.social

That email from the club…. Did Greg Wallace write it?

Remember when baldy played that clearly AI generated Omari Foreskin ahead of Amad against Fulham? And he was awful and we got beat? Ten Hag that

4-0 and Amorim still wants more. Baldy would’ve dined out on this for months to come. Levels. Big dick energy levels.

You lot gone off the ebening Dracula merchant now, have you?

Amadness

Night and day compared to baldys approach. Amorim is the real deal.

Mince pie slander on the timeline . This will not go unpunished

I know the fan groups have written to the club on this, but is there any further rationale on why they’ve removed the age based concessions? I don’t ever remember that being a thing before?

Sunny Edwards doesn’t want any of this

As they did with the Greenwood issue, the club can still salvage this ticket hike issue. Show they’ve listened , admit it was a mistake and move on. As long as they do the right thing in the end and listen to the fans. If not they’re as bad, if not worse than the glazers.

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No brainer this. Knows where the goal is, better than Hojlund, supports United - what else could we want?

One of the few papers not to look away.

Genuinely no idea what this is

Keane is a real one. Some little 6 fingered inbred shouting shit at him thinks he’s bullet proof, Keane would’ve battered him given a chance

He’s the right guy for us. He will cook and we will let him

Well I for one am very glad we got the terminally injured Mount over Maddison

This looks incredible. Only criticism is he sings too well for Dylan www.theguardian.com/film/2024/no...

I’m no fan of @jonathanliew.bsky.social but this is an incredible piece of writing. Read it and share it as widely as you can. www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/n...

Night and day compared to baldy. Confident, relaxed assured. 2-1 to Ipswich Sunday

What a truly ridiculous time this was

Roy Keane is a national treasure

Captain Toms scamming family getting cooked, things you love to see Now imagine they were poor people, or black, or Muslim. There’d be literal riots in the streets demanding they were lynched. As it is, it’s barely scratching the surface of public outrage

Are there any decent United aggregators on here yet?

@stoutoforder.bsky.social my man!!

You’d expect he has some confidence they’re not about to be landed in the shit with these charges then

Well I personally feel incredibly sorry for farmers who may have to pay a marginal amount of inheritance tax on their multi million pound estates. Bless them all.

Petition to do away with qualifiers and just have international tournaments every other year with the best countries and a lottery for the rest. Nobody gives a shit about international break anyway , including the players

This ends one way, sadly. With him playing in a far lesser league next season

‘Bad stuff happened before this incredibly bad stuff’ Well, quite. But the right wing / hate filled algorithms and moral bankruptcy of Musks clear conflicts of interest were the driver for this exodus

My book came out at a terrible time, really. Was relying on my own Twitter to plug it, but then they removed my verification and reach plummeted as a result. So buy my book for a Christmas present or something. It’s a bit cheaper now anyway. www.amazon.co.uk/United-Dad-F...

All very politics bar with Malcolm Malcom so far. Can someone kick off please?

Lol

Wait…. You can’t lock your account?

Well then, here we are