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www.hache.tv/project/la-d... Big question is. Will Salah sign a deal with Netflix or Amazon?

Mad how many Premier League teams play the Donut Formation.

Trent Alexander Arnold. Anfield, 2025. [@GettySport]

Wayne Rooney played 491 games and took 34 penalties. He scored 208 goals. Mo Salah has taken 36 penalties in 282 games. He has scored 175 goals. Some ratio for the lad that. Death. Taxes. And Mo Salah from 12 yards.

Really enjoyable. Found it baffling questions were being asked but if that is Amorim with a week's training I'm very encouraged.

People will criticise Trent but Diogo Dalot is one of the best LW in the world

Michael Oliver has been worryingly quiet here.

27 under after three rounds isn't exciting. The Sentry course needs binning off the PGA Tour. Shite.

Not really much to lose today. Everything points to a big defeat but the players and the manager have a chance to at least make a slight dint in their title charge. We're shite, we know it more than anyone. Bring it on.

Forget Amorim, Berrada, even Ole, Rangnick and Woodward. The rot that is very evident at United started all these years ago. It was a ticking timebomb, delayed but never averted by the genius of Sir Alex. Debt is the road to ruin, and we can't buy ourselves out of this mess.

What are Robbie Savage's favourite type of mint? Tac Tics

Twitter and BlueSky are like the PGA Tour and LIV Golf. The fields have been weakened and ultimately we're all left with an inferior product. Both are shite.

City get battered everywhere they go.

Every time I see Luis Diaz I just think about those poor kidnappers who had to spend a couple of weeks with his bellend of a dad.

People aren't ready to admit it, but raw mushroom is a fine addition to a salad sandwich.

Can't reveal sources but apparently Dan Ashworth has been shagging Moyes' daughter. #MUFC

Makes you think.

The Mick McCarthy posts will continue until morale improves

The sycophantic back slapping about BlueSky is going to quickly get very boring. We're here because everyone was fed up with bots, Temu ads and Elon Musk. It's okay to have a view. This nonsense about, 'it being much nicer here after a defeat'? Grow up. Adults have opinions.

Lego Tony Pulis. You're just a lego Tony Pulis.

Several Premier League games being played at the same time is infinitely better than them being spread out over 3 or 4 days. Adds a feeling of missing out and deciding which game to watch makes it all feel more exclusive.

Quite surprising that it still needs saying but enforced virtue signalling about racism, religion or LGBTQ issues does absolutely fuck all. If people want to support campaigns it should always be through choice. As a society we've become paralysed by the fear of offending someone.

My opinion on Luke Shaw is no different to Phil Jones. Personal level you feel for them. On a professional level we need to be ruthless. The fact Shaw signed a contract last year is just another example of the ineptitude of those at the club. This can't be new information. We're not a charity.

Pleased with the cup draw. Go big or go home.

Erik ten Hag sat at home watching BBC2.

The old lad in the background there. Filming the back of Hawkins's head and covering his own face in glorious 4K. Bloody kids and their phones. #TheSnooker

Great performance from Donald's nephew in the snooker.

Jack Grealish on the bench for City and he's got a defensive midfielder at LW.

Had the pleasure of meeting Gregg Wallace at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and very funny.

Enjoyed that.

Fuck the olés, go and score another 2/3 goals.

West Ham remind me a lot of Gerrard's Villa. Whoever goes in next will have a very notable and achievable uplift. The squad is far better than the current coach is capable of showing.

Not long now.

Football Dartsmas?

Wish they'd shut up about the fucking system.

That's brilliant from Hojlund.

That's shocking from Malacia.

Finish tbf

Looking forward to Antony starting out his new role as first choice LWB.

Just looked at City's odds to go down. Crazy that the bookies aren't factoring in a points deduction too.

I'm all for inclusivity but Lincoln FC getting a blind graphic designer is a bold play.

Just watching MOTD. Wasn't a bad effort this.

Liverpool are top of the league and their star player, who reportedly earns £350,000 a week, is in the media, again, stirring up shit. Times like this that the league needs a José Mourinho. If there was ever a time for mind-games it's now.

Unfortunately, it won't change my previous stance but I'll be boycotting ALL Ed Sheeran concerts on the back of that.

Pretty much as expected. Amorim, like Jose, Ole and Erik doesn't have a magic wand. That was far from pretty but this is always going to be a process. A glance at Klopp and Pep's first 11s may be worth a look. To do well in this league you need time, money and players.

Peter Drury on the helium? Sack him @skysportpl.bsky.social

Into these workshy farmers, Reds!

I know it's a new system but every time I watch Dalot play I can't help feeling annoyed that Portugal doesn't have a mandatory 5-10 year conscription.