Troy Parrot hat-trick - If the headlines aren’t ’who’s a pretty Troy’ then every football journalist should be fired.

I misread this as 13 years and was so confused

Howe away so bad

Oh here he is… www.theguardian.com/football/202... What a dick

Also, 8 points from Liverpool (a), Brighton (h), Forest (a) and Spurs (a) is a very good return for a team who at best are aiming for 4th.

Get in United, would have been extremely harsh to have lost that. Lose so much when Casemiro goes off. Important goal that though, changes the mood music massively. Spurs were shite.

Mbeumo’s header in the build up to the goal was so smart, kept the attack alive

Feels like there’s a general reaction of disappointment at the result today - if United can win their home games and pick up some draws more frequently away from home, there’ll do well. I thought 7 points would be par (for a top 6 chasing team) from Liverpool, Brighton, Forest and Spurs.

Not a bad result, definitely a game we’d have lost last season. Tense listening again.

Thought Casemiro was impressive at the weekend and it got me thinking - He came off when we were 1-0 up at Fulham He came on when we already 0-3 down at city He got sent off when we were 2-0 up v Chelsea so missed the 1-3 defeat at Brentford He came off at 3-0 v Brighton

Twilight Sad being back is nice

I see Jonathan Wilson hasn’t written about United for 3 weeks 🤔

Just seen the Amad penalty incident. Fuck me.

Imagine losing at Brentford. Just as well Dick Van Dijk had his team talk this week.

At 3-0 (and even 2-0) it was the first time in a LONG time I felt relaxed that United would win the game. Obviously got edgy at 3-2 but I do think 4-2 was a more accurate reflection of the match. United looked really good in the main.

Get in United. Excellent until the subs and thought it highlighted why Kobbie isn’t trusted yet in CM, too often ahead of the ball. In De Ligt, Casemiro, Bruno, Mbeumo and Cunha, United have a really reliable spine.

Going to be a while until I stop thinking ‘if only we’d won at Brentford’. In saying that, will be a while until I stop thinking ‘we won at Liverpool!’.

Fucking get in United. Radio listening is unbelievably stressful.

Nice boring 2-0 win. Keeper didn’t have much to do but looked calm in almost everything he did. Casemiro MotM but de Ligt and Sesko also standouts.

Sad to see that Hyacinth has kicked the bouquet

Fuck me P32 W9 D7 L16 PTS 34 F38 A50 GD-12 (WP 28.13%)

Oh the Apple Music ‘station for you’ has just spat up ‘It’s A Heartache’. NOT NOW APPLE MUSIC, NOT NOW!

If (and if might be doing some heavy lifting here for all the wrong reasons) Sunderland beat United end next week, they’ll have double the amount of points United have after 7 games (and United will pretty much continue with their average of a point a game under Amorim). Fucking hell.

Judging by the poll on the UWS forum, safe to say Ruben has well and truly lost the moderates.

Thank you Crystal Palace for some much needed footy cheer

Ridiculous decision. Gomez clearly not in control of the ball.

What the actual fuck is this? So if a player is clean through running on to a through ball and gets hauled down, it’s not a red because he’s not controlling the ball?! FUCK OFF

I’m tempted to say United should sack Amorim today, appoint Craig Pawson and then fire him too so he’s out of a fucking job

Fair assessment

Absolute shitshow

This can fuck right off

How have they checked that and not given it?!

How the actual fuck isn’t that a red card?!

Wow. Manyoo haven’t won a game 4-0 since an owl was spotted on sir Matt busby way while a younger single man drank an oat milk latte and read inquisitively from a photocopy of the mappa mundi. Fuck off.

Ah fuck off with this shit.

Just watched the 3 minute highlights. That red for Casemiro was an absolute fucking joke. Not a chance that’s a second yellow card. Scandalous decision.

Get the fuck in reds

He also didn’t book Cucarella for doing exactly the same to Mbeumo earlier in the game and Cucarella has since been booked. Fucking joke of a decision.

Mainoo on for Amad for me

Fly a Union Jack all you want but you’re beyond a sad cunt if you think it’s necessary to pin a Union Jack on every single fucking lamppost that’s on Washway Road in Sale. We get it, you love flags.

1 minute of stoppage time. Foul, 30 seconds + of the free kick being placed. Blows up bang on 46. Twat.

No Radiohead code for me or anyone I know 😔 Long shot but if anyone has a code and isn’t buying for 4 and therefore has the possibility of buying 1 extra… well I’d be very grateful!

Mad how so many pundits claims Chelsea are transfer geniuses when they’ve got situations like this. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... On more money than any of United’s infamous bomb squad and there’s been barely a peep about Chelsea having problems like this.

Radiohead gigs!

Farts off the pitch? I’m not surprised stood like that.

Get in United. Desperately need a new keeper (copied and pasted that from drafts. We concede at least once from set pieces every game because everyone (players, staff and crowd) are shutting themselves every time a team is near our box. Thought Zirkzee looked bright. De Ligt excellent again.

Outside W16 entrance. What in the name of actual fuck is going on with getting people in the ground? Never seen queues like this at the back of the stretford end. Not just a bit bigger than normal, like 10 x bigger, and this is 25 mins before kick off. Absolute fucking shambles.

Sad to see Garnacho go as I do think he’s got potential to be a really good player, but it is what it is.

Also, have to say, am getting more annoyed over the course of today with the result last night. Onana shouldn’t ever play for United again, obviously. Overall, though, I’m not having that the players aren’t trying for the manager.