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Oh the Apple Music ‘station for you’ has just spat up ‘It’s A Heartache’. NOT NOW APPLE MUSIC, NOT NOW!

If (and if might be doing some heavy lifting here for all the wrong reasons) Sunderland beat United end next week, they’ll have double the amount of points United have after 7 games (and United will pretty much continue with their average of a point a game under Amorim). Fucking hell.

Judging by the poll on the UWS forum, safe to say Ruben has well and truly lost the moderates.

Thank you Crystal Palace for some much needed footy cheer

Ridiculous decision. Gomez clearly not in control of the ball.

What the actual fuck is this? So if a player is clean through running on to a through ball and gets hauled down, it’s not a red because he’s not controlling the ball?! FUCK OFF

I’m tempted to say United should sack Amorim today, appoint Craig Pawson and then fire him too so he’s out of a fucking job

Fair assessment

Absolute shitshow

This can fuck right off

How have they checked that and not given it?!

How the actual fuck isn’t that a red card?!

Wow. Manyoo haven’t won a game 4-0 since an owl was spotted on sir Matt busby way while a younger single man drank an oat milk latte and read inquisitively from a photocopy of the mappa mundi. Fuck off.

Ah fuck off with this shit.

Just watched the 3 minute highlights. That red for Casemiro was an absolute fucking joke. Not a chance that’s a second yellow card. Scandalous decision.

Get the fuck in reds

He also didn’t book Cucarella for doing exactly the same to Mbeumo earlier in the game and Cucarella has since been booked. Fucking joke of a decision.

Mainoo on for Amad for me

Fly a Union Jack all you want but you’re beyond a sad cunt if you think it’s necessary to pin a Union Jack on every single fucking lamppost that’s on Washway Road in Sale. We get it, you love flags.

1 minute of stoppage time. Foul, 30 seconds + of the free kick being placed. Blows up bang on 46. Twat.

No Radiohead code for me or anyone I know 😔 Long shot but if anyone has a code and isn’t buying for 4 and therefore has the possibility of buying 1 extra… well I’d be very grateful!

Mad how so many pundits claims Chelsea are transfer geniuses when they’ve got situations like this. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... On more money than any of United’s infamous bomb squad and there’s been barely a peep about Chelsea having problems like this.

Radiohead gigs!

Farts off the pitch? I’m not surprised stood like that.

Get in United. Desperately need a new keeper (copied and pasted that from drafts. We concede at least once from set pieces every game because everyone (players, staff and crowd) are shutting themselves every time a team is near our box. Thought Zirkzee looked bright. De Ligt excellent again.

Outside W16 entrance. What in the name of actual fuck is going on with getting people in the ground? Never seen queues like this at the back of the stretford end. Not just a bit bigger than normal, like 10 x bigger, and this is 25 mins before kick off. Absolute fucking shambles.

Sad to see Garnacho go as I do think he’s got potential to be a really good player, but it is what it is.

Also, have to say, am getting more annoyed over the course of today with the result last night. Onana shouldn’t ever play for United again, obviously. Overall, though, I’m not having that the players aren’t trying for the manager.

Can certainly see a scenario where Amorim offers to resign this weekend. If he does, my personal feeling is INEOS would be obliged to accept it - it was intimated he might previously have thought of walking but if he actually makes the offer to do so, the goose is cooked.

If we don’t beat Burnley at the weekend - and probably need to beat them well - then the tide may turn so that the ‘moderates’ lose faith completely.

Fair play to Grimsby. Undoubtedly, Amorim has burned one of his get out of jail free cards tonight.

Mainoo has been fucking dreadful FWIW

Bruno, Casemiro, Mbeumo, Bayindr should all come on at half time.

This is significantly worse than the infamous MK Dons game, given the strength of the side United have put out. The only silver lining is that Onana will never play again for the club.

Onana should be subbed off at half time and told to sort his own travel back. Not that he was the only issue. Amad had a dreadful half, both Ugarte and Mainoo showing why they are below Bruno and Casemiro in the pecking order. Beyond dire.

Drove to and from Nottingham today. Noticed a number of areas on the way with Union Jacks or St George’s flags flying and then noticed traffic bollards with St George’s flags crudely scrawn on them. Thought it was fucking weird. Then back in Sale went for a run and noticed similar - someone had…

Disappointing result and performance - very early in the season mind

Onana (likely sooner rather than later) is toast at United if he’s not above Bayindr in the pecking order.

Great to continuously hear from the likes of Shearer, Micah Richards etc that they don’t like PSR because it stops wealthy owners from being able to bankroll transfer spending (essentially without limit). Not at all got vested interest have they?

If United are spending £17m on a new keeper, he isn’t coming in to sit on the bench.

Christ, Wilson has done his usual piece on United for the Guardian and you can taste his joy at the fact United lost and he can stick the boot in.

Ah fucksake, General Zod has died 😔

Thoughts on the new signings - Cunha - as he did for wolves on the opening day two years ago, he’s impressive at running with the ball through central areas, on two occasions you wondered how he’d got through Mbeumo - looks like he is going to be a very steady Eddie 7/10 which is a big +

On a different note, the crush outside Stretford End at the end of the game was a fucking joke. United security shouldn’t be penning fans in for players to leave. Any staff/players leaving shouldn’t be able to go until it’s safe to do so - blocking areas off 5 mins after full time is not safe.

Thought United were very good in the main. Keeper is useless (hence he is number 2 to Onana). Cunha and Mbeumo both impressed. De Ligt probably the other stand out for me. If we play like that all season, we’ll be ok.

Well that was annoying as I thought we played pretty well. There’s a reason Bayindr is number 2 to Onana.

UTFR

If the smell in the stretford end upper toilets is a portent for this season then United aren’t just going down, they are being liquidated.

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