Much better for Liverpool to lose 1-2 and have an important player sent off. Lovely stuff.

Liverpool as close to 11th as they are to United in 4th 😬

Well in reds, nice comfortable home win. Haven’t been able to say that much over recent years.

Just need to get 2 points from the last 14 games to outdo last season 😭

Fuck me that was stressful

What a fucking win

I do kind of wish there was an ICE equivalent to focus purely on people who don’t take their backpacks off on the tram. Absolute sub-human scum.

I’m not particularly complaining as I’ve quite enjoyed watching the goals from the weekend from every conceivable angle, but I am beginning to suspect that I was the only person not to have been filming the match on their phone.

Good day for United but the headlines bound to be the CEO punching the sporting director in the face whilst the minority owner eggs him on.

3 disallowed goals and 2 off the woodwork. 5-0 wouldn’t have flattered United today.

Special mentions - everyone (but particularly Dorgu and Casemiro)

That was fucking superb

Can (cannot) believe the ref blew up bang on 5 mins

Looking forward to seeing how the traitors turret chit chat pans out later. (I am aware they are no longer wearing red)

Dickheads

Congrats to Gary O’Neill on becoming the next Chelsea manager.

I wasn’t clamouring for Amorim to be sacked but he can’t have any complaints. Last few days it seemed pretty clear something was afoot. Don’t think Wilcox etc heads should be on the block yet. If they hire 2 or 3 managers and it keeps going wrong then fair enough but no one complained when…

Get the fuck in United. Superb effort that.

Imagine having your choice of playing for Manchester United, Liverpool or City and choosing the latter.

Been a bit unlucky tonight, especially when you consider the number of absentees.

Fuck me that’s annoying

Good half. Deserved lead. Back four. Semenyo acting like someone who thinks they’ll be at Liverpool in a few weeks.

Well in United

Australia fucked that last half hour right up. England’s day given how it started and how it ended. Could do with another 30 or 40, but it’s a total that keeps them in the game.

Gutted about Robin Smith. Was my favourite cricketer when I got into cricket in 1991. Was only reading the other day about how he’d drank a bottle of vodka a day for 12 years but had managed to get through that period despite at one point having a 5% chance of getting out of hospital. ☹️

My 6 year old daughter got massively into traitors over the last month (as you do). My wife received a note from her the other day, and expected it to be the standard ‘I love you mummy’ stuff. She was wrong.

Get the fuck in

Troy Parrot hat-trick - If the headlines aren’t ’who’s a pretty Troy’ then every football journalist should be fired.

I misread this as 13 years and was so confused

Howe away so bad

Oh here he is… www.theguardian.com/football/202... What a dick

Also, 8 points from Liverpool (a), Brighton (h), Forest (a) and Spurs (a) is a very good return for a team who at best are aiming for 4th.

Get in United, would have been extremely harsh to have lost that. Lose so much when Casemiro goes off. Important goal that though, changes the mood music massively. Spurs were shite.

Mbeumo’s header in the build up to the goal was so smart, kept the attack alive

Feels like there’s a general reaction of disappointment at the result today - if United can win their home games and pick up some draws more frequently away from home, there’ll do well. I thought 7 points would be par (for a top 6 chasing team) from Liverpool, Brighton, Forest and Spurs.

Not a bad result, definitely a game we’d have lost last season. Tense listening again.

Thought Casemiro was impressive at the weekend and it got me thinking - He came off when we were 1-0 up at Fulham He came on when we already 0-3 down at city He got sent off when we were 2-0 up v Chelsea so missed the 1-3 defeat at Brentford He came off at 3-0 v Brighton

Twilight Sad being back is nice

I see Jonathan Wilson hasn’t written about United for 3 weeks 🤔

Just seen the Amad penalty incident. Fuck me.

Imagine losing at Brentford. Just as well Dick Van Dijk had his team talk this week.

At 3-0 (and even 2-0) it was the first time in a LONG time I felt relaxed that United would win the game. Obviously got edgy at 3-2 but I do think 4-2 was a more accurate reflection of the match. United looked really good in the main.

Get in United. Excellent until the subs and thought it highlighted why Kobbie isn’t trusted yet in CM, too often ahead of the ball. In De Ligt, Casemiro, Bruno, Mbeumo and Cunha, United have a really reliable spine.

Going to be a while until I stop thinking ‘if only we’d won at Brentford’. In saying that, will be a while until I stop thinking ‘we won at Liverpool!’.

Fucking get in United. Radio listening is unbelievably stressful.

Nice boring 2-0 win. Keeper didn’t have much to do but looked calm in almost everything he did. Casemiro MotM but de Ligt and Sesko also standouts.

Sad to see that Hyacinth has kicked the bouquet

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Oh the Apple Music ‘station for you’ has just spat up ‘It’s A Heartache’. NOT NOW APPLE MUSIC, NOT NOW!