€80m for Summerville? 🤪 It’s absolutely mental

Sad news re Keegan, always seemed like a properly sound guy.

Argentina got what they deserved. Fuck all.

I went into this game slightly leaning towards wanting Argentina to win. Fair to say that’s changed.

Get in

How’s he not booked Messi there?!

I’ve said before that I find Spain’s football extremely dull but they’re the only team trying to score in this game. Argentina playing like Paraguay did against France.

Never a foul

Messi trying to get Sideshow Nob sent off there is well fucking cheeky

Get the fuck in. Best World Cup final ever. Bye bye cunt.

Argentina have been utterly shite

Ronaldinho looks like Jurgen Klopp going to a fancy dress party as Ali G

Lisandro is lucky he’s isn’t a horse

Ridiculous game

This could get very funny

Not exactly great for Tuchel to see Saka and Rashford destroying France by having pace to counter. (I know the French aren’t exactly trying their hardest but still, nice to have an out ball isn’t it?)

WE’RE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP

That’s ridiculous 🤪🤪🤪

Tuchel might have a leg to stand on had Kobbie Mainoo not been the sole outfield player originally selected to not have been given even one minute on the pitch. You can’t leave him benched all tournament and then complain you’ve not got players comfortable in possession. What a crock.

I suspect some of the players will be really pissed off (mainly thinking of Bellingham who I suspect doesn’t get on at all well with Tuchel)

You’re bringing players on like Dan Burn when you’ve got players like Saka and Mainoo on the bench 🤷🏻‍♂️

Tuchel fucked that. Sitting in is understandable but you have to have an outball and you can’t have 4 centre backs and 2 full backs on and invite pressure on like that. At the very least it’s a gamble and it’s a gamble Tuchel badly lost.

Before the game, I felt Spain might be a more difficult opponent in the final. Strangely, changed my mind. Don’t think England’s defence would contain the French forwards. Do think England’s midfield can at least compete v Spain. Then have to hope the big moments go our way. (If we go through!)

Awful match. Spain deserve to win but they’re the most boring team in the world. Make every game they play in dull as fuck. France not turned up at all (Spain deserve the plaudits for that but they’re leave me completely cold).

OH SHUT UP MATTERFACE

I’m not even sure Kobbie is there - I’ve not seen him once!

Even for Matterface, the line ‘a first World Cup semi final since 2018’ is ridiculous! You mean, the first since the tournament before last? WOW

I assume the assistant ref suggested to Tuchel that he should put Mainoo on

No different to Mbappes pen v Morocco for me 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can’t believe how poor England have been in the second half

Tuchel managed the Mexico game really well but he’s absolutely fucking this one

England would’ve been much better off keeping Bellingham up the pitch and having Mainoo in CM than having Eze up the pitch and Bellingham in CM

England lucky there - two bad saves from Pickford to give away sloppy corners

Lammens is going to have constant PSTD when he sees Dalot next season

Great save. Would have been a clear goal without him.

It’s not my fault! (It is kind of - what is it with me and Belgians, I did this to Eden Hazard on Twitter when he missed a penalty v Stoke in the league cup in THAT Jose season)

☹️

Watch him make a fuck up and never be the same again

Come on Senne lad

To be fair, if she’d been in the early stages of Conservative, I’m sure Widdecombe would’ve been fine with it.

Upemecano almost scoring an own goal with his lowerlego

If you’re looking for some free advice as to who the best keeper at the World Cup is, then I’m happy to say I’m pro bono.

Bono got one glove to the ball there

Morocco have Bono but you’d still give France The Edge

Worst service I’ve ever received. Enabled a 5 year old to setup Netflix via Virgin media box which took about 20 hours of phone calls (to over a dozen different agents) to eventually resolve - lied to, miscommunicated to and repeatedly had money taken from me over multiple months. Awful company.

Urgh

God I hate the Spanish national team. Continuously the most boring international team. Dull as fuck.

And finally I see the logic of taking Henderson, worth his place in the squad just so he can get booked and injured whilst not playing

Some effort that

The ref and Paraguay a disgrace. Glad France won.