Karate Jesus
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Given the whole new start on the new platform, I thought I might try and start doing an ongoing music thing, almost an opposite of a deep dive, which I’m going to call
#7days7songs
- a quick splash into a different artist each week. Sometimes I might have a bit to say, sometimes I probably won’t.
about 1 year ago
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Troy Parrot hat-trick - If the headlines aren’t ’who’s a pretty Troy’ then every football journalist should be fired.
5 days ago
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I misread this as 13 years and was so confused
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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Howe away so bad
12 days ago
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Oh here he is…
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
What a dick
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Explosive ending cannot mask flaws of Tottenham and Manchester United | Jonathan Wilson
This match was as dismal as last season’s Europa League final and in a routine league game nerves provided no excuse
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/nov/08/explosive-ending-cannot-mask-flaws-of-tottenham-and-manchester-united
13 days ago
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Also, 8 points from Liverpool (a), Brighton (h), Forest (a) and Spurs (a) is a very good return for a team who at best are aiming for 4th.
13 days ago
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Get in United, would have been extremely harsh to have lost that. Lose so much when Casemiro goes off. Important goal that though, changes the mood music massively. Spurs were shite.
13 days ago
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Mbeumo’s header in the build up to the goal was so smart, kept the attack alive
14 days ago
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Feels like there’s a general reaction of disappointment at the result today - if United can win their home games and pick up some draws more frequently away from home, there’ll do well. I thought 7 points would be par (for a top 6 chasing team) from Liverpool, Brighton, Forest and Spurs.
20 days ago
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Not a bad result, definitely a game we’d have lost last season. Tense listening again.
20 days ago
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Thought Casemiro was impressive at the weekend and it got me thinking - He came off when we were 1-0 up at Fulham He came on when we already 0-3 down at city He got sent off when we were 2-0 up v Chelsea so missed the 1-3 defeat at Brentford He came off at 3-0 v Brighton
23 days ago
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Twilight Sad being back is nice
24 days ago
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I see Jonathan Wilson hasn’t written about United for 3 weeks 🤔
27 days ago
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Just seen the Amad penalty incident. Fuck me.
27 days ago
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Imagine losing at Brentford. Just as well Dick Van Dijk had his team talk this week.
27 days ago
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At 3-0 (and even 2-0) it was the first time in a LONG time I felt relaxed that United would win the game. Obviously got edgy at 3-2 but I do think 4-2 was a more accurate reflection of the match. United looked really good in the main.
27 days ago
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Get in United. Excellent until the subs and thought it highlighted why Kobbie isn’t trusted yet in CM, too often ahead of the ball. In De Ligt, Casemiro, Bruno, Mbeumo and Cunha, United have a really reliable spine.
27 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Going to be a while until I stop thinking ‘if only we’d won at Brentford’. In saying that, will be a while until I stop thinking ‘we won at Liverpool!’.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Fucking get in United. Radio listening is unbelievably stressful.
about 1 month ago
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Nice boring 2-0 win. Keeper didn’t have much to do but looked calm in almost everything he did. Casemiro MotM but de Ligt and Sesko also standouts.
about 2 months ago
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Sad to see that Hyacinth has kicked the bouquet
about 2 months ago
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Fuck me P32 W9 D7 L16 PTS 34 F38 A50 GD-12 (WP 28.13%)
about 2 months ago
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Oh the Apple Music ‘station for you’ has just spat up ‘It’s A Heartache’. NOT NOW APPLE MUSIC, NOT NOW!
about 2 months ago
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If (and if might be doing some heavy lifting here for all the wrong reasons) Sunderland beat United end next week, they’ll have double the amount of points United have after 7 games (and United will pretty much continue with their average of a point a game under Amorim). Fucking hell.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Judging by the poll on the UWS forum, safe to say Ruben has well and truly lost the moderates.
about 2 months ago
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Thank you Crystal Palace for some much needed footy cheer
about 2 months ago
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Ridiculous decision. Gomez clearly not in control of the ball.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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What the actual fuck is this? So if a player is clean through running on to a through ball and gets hauled down, it’s not a red because he’s not controlling the ball?! FUCK OFF
about 2 months ago
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I’m tempted to say United should sack Amorim today, appoint Craig Pawson and then fire him too so he’s out of a fucking job
about 2 months ago
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Fair assessment
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Absolute shitshow
about 2 months ago
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This can fuck right off
about 2 months ago
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How have they checked that and not given it?!
about 2 months ago
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How the actual fuck isn’t that a red card?!
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
Karate Jesus
John Young
2 months ago
Wow. Manyoo haven’t won a game 4-0 since an owl was spotted on sir Matt busby way while a younger single man drank an oat milk latte and read inquisitively from a photocopy of the mappa mundi. Fuck off.
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Ah fuck off with this shit.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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Just watched the 3 minute highlights. That red for Casemiro was an absolute fucking joke. Not a chance that’s a second yellow card. Scandalous decision.
2 months ago
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Get the fuck in reds
2 months ago
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He also didn’t book Cucarella for doing exactly the same to Mbeumo earlier in the game and Cucarella has since been booked. Fucking joke of a decision.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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Mainoo on for Amad for me
2 months ago
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Fly a Union Jack all you want but you’re beyond a sad cunt if you think it’s necessary to pin a Union Jack on every single fucking lamppost that’s on Washway Road in Sale. We get it, you love flags.
2 months ago
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1 minute of stoppage time. Foul, 30 seconds + of the free kick being placed. Blows up bang on 46. Twat.
2 months ago
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No Radiohead code for me or anyone I know 😔 Long shot but if anyone has a code and isn’t buying for 4 and therefore has the possibility of buying 1 extra… well I’d be very grateful!
2 months ago
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Mad how so many pundits claims Chelsea are transfer geniuses when they’ve got situations like this.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
On more money than any of United’s infamous bomb squad and there’s been barely a peep about Chelsea having problems like this.
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Raheem Sterling & Chelsea: What is going on?
BBC Sport analyses Raheem Sterling's situation at Chelsea after he failed to find a new club before the transfer deadline.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c62l5qz9jwgo
3 months ago
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Radiohead gigs!
3 months ago
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Farts off the pitch? I’m not surprised stood like that.
3 months ago
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Get in United. Desperately need a new keeper (copied and pasted that from drafts. We concede at least once from set pieces every game because everyone (players, staff and crowd) are shutting themselves every time a team is near our box. Thought Zirkzee looked bright. De Ligt excellent again.
3 months ago
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Outside W16 entrance. What in the name of actual fuck is going on with getting people in the ground? Never seen queues like this at the back of the stretford end. Not just a bit bigger than normal, like 10 x bigger, and this is 25 mins before kick off. Absolute fucking shambles.
3 months ago
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Sad to see Garnacho go as I do think he’s got potential to be a really good player, but it is what it is.
3 months ago
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Also, have to say, am getting more annoyed over the course of today with the result last night. Onana shouldn’t ever play for United again, obviously. Overall, though, I’m not having that the players aren’t trying for the manager.
3 months ago
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