Hot take: they’re right, but the secret to a happy life is to be a lil fruity about it. You should love your wife in a gay way.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

this is Pedro the Lion

Feat. Yours truly 👀

Hell yeah thanks for the shoutout Chris!

band practice? goated activity

New Midcard is gonna have Counting Crows lyrical references. Do your homework.

The members of Star Fox operate from a position of learned helplessness. They take no agency in their own lives. “What’s taking you so long, Fox?” Peppy, you are my father’s age and you are a pathetic mess. What’s taking YOU so long??

NICK WEBBER! !!! !

an album is a form of podcast

New Midcard EP is out in the world today. I personally like it! tr.ee/drzT96zU8K

Cursed/blessed thought: the chorus to “Incredible Thoughts” from Popstar could easily be a recent Pedro the Lion song

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Hi folks. My band Midcard has a new single out called Sick and it’s streaming everywhere now midcard.bandcamp.com/album/sick

Mfw I’ll do whatever it takes. Even if I have to sacrifice my ass.

I appreciate “This Christmas” bc there just aren’t enough Christmas songs that fuckin groove

Was stoned scrolling YouTube and confused Anthony Bourdain for Rick Beato. Was really proud of Rick for broadening his horizons for a minute.

Checked The Other Site for the first time in a few days and I suddenly got a huge influx of hot babes following me. I gotta go back!

it's not an echo chamber it's a gated reverb

me whispering, watching The Grudge (2004), seeing hands come out of someone’s hair in the shower: “that’s the Grudge”

The new Midcard EP runtime is exactly how long it takes a chubby 5’9” guy to walk a brisk mile This is my “Dark Side of the Moon syncs with Wizard of Oz”

Not to sow too much division or anything, but the electric guitar is a great instrument IMO

Door guy at the show last night checked the band’s IDs, saw we were all 1988, and said “The dragons are out tonight!” and that was the coolest shit anyone’s ever said to me