Hosting the winter classic in Miami is the kind of hubris that has led to the complete destruction of our planet. Canada needs to militarily intervene and strip Florida of their illegitimate NHL teams. @rci.bsky.social

Calling it now: Joe Rogan Heart Attack 2026

Everyone has learned the wrong lessons from the first Yuck record. But me? I understand perfectly

It’s happening

Has anyone seen my son?

@fleshtape.bsky.social rips

Had the honor of premiering the new @fleshtape.bsky.social EP today ahead of its release tomorrow. Their debut from last year was incredible and this EP picks right up where that left off!

Ayo a new @fleshtape.bsky.social song called Ripoff came out today. EP out next week. FFO: big, noisy, and dynamic rock music Listen: found.ee/ozzEGh

Does anyone want to sell me a guild Polaris

Eric Adams, come to the studio

We are going on a little Colorado tour with @unwedsailor.bsky.social in July! July 11 Denver: Marquis w/ A Boy & His Kite July 12 Colorado Springs: Vultures w/ Fepeste July 13 Fort Collins: Surfside 7 w/ @fleshtape.bsky.social

But enough with the jokes and japes, we’re opening for flooding and cryogeyser tonight at the hi dive in Denver

Mister Peniss

There are true haters among us

Incredibly proud to be able to say that we as a band attempt to do whatever small thing we can to use our art towards the goal of collective liberation. Free Palestine.

*watching my desk slowly sink beneath the peat* “Wow”

We have to stop the spread of the virus

肉胶带迎接中国世纪。习主席请我们去北京演出。 open.spotify.com/track/6suRyy...

Our split 7” with @fleshtape.bsky.social is now sold out! Last copy went to Australia which is very exciting. With that, we have made our donation to ANERA, who are providing relief efforts in Palestine, Lebanon, and Jordan. Thank you SO much to everyone for your donations!!!

Escalating.

Trying to link and build

Fender please, my children are dying, I need a Lee Ranaldo jazzmaster reissue

Update: based on my research, it would seem that Mao would in fact consider only the DC Emotional Hardcore scene to be “Real Emo” due to the objective conditions of the DC artistic class of the era, but it is incomplete as an artistic movement. Much to consider.

Wondering what Mao would have to say about DC Emotional Hardcore

Very stoked to announce we are going on a short little Colorado tour in July with one of our musical heroes: @unwedsailor.bsky.social! July 11 at Marquis with Unwed and A Boy & His Kite July 12 at Vultures with Unwed and Fepeste July 13 at Surfside 7 with Unwed and @fleshtape.bsky.social

A man of taste

Don’t think shrek is real….

Join the winner’s circle

Recording done, Walker needs no whammy when he has the people behind him

Honored to share the airwaves with the greats

Paratroopers are dropping into Toronto

Kendrick’s PS5 performance

Starting another constitutional crisis by declaring Ovlov an independent country

Folks, this friday in Denver

From a year ago: The January 2024 playlist, featuring Stuart Pearce, Crystal Canyon, Now, David Nance, Field Studies, Twikipedia, Being Dead, Freakwater, Poison Ruïn, The Bear Quartet, Bong Wish, Christy Costello, Texas 3000, Yungatita, @fleshtape.bsky.social, Healing & Peace, Rip Van Winkle & more,

Next week at beautiful Hi Dive. Tickets: dice.fm/event/ryvl9r...

Excited to announce that I’m running for Governor of Colorado as a member of Morena

Demos done

Glad to be included on this

The haters said flesh tape couldn’t put out a single

it's WHAT RULES WEDNESDAY! this week we feature: 🏡Denison Witmer 🌫Flesh Tape 🌨Whatever The Weather read our write-ups/listen⬇️ www.smallalbums.com/what-rules-w...

New Flesh Tape!!! @fleshtape.bsky.social

Huge thanks to @tombreihan.bsky.social and @stereogum.bsky.social for the great write up on the new @fleshtape.bsky.social single “Petey”, out today! www.stereogum.com/2292965/fles...

Hot off the press: incredible new songs from • @fleshtape.bsky.social Flesh Tape (Fort Collins, Co) - 'Petey' • Nothing After Death (Houston, Tx) - 'Phaser' Find both banger on this playlist with best new heavy and/ or fast shoegaze: open.spotify.com/playlist/3nc... #shoegaze #playlist #spotify

@spiketvofficial.bsky.social can I record a truly dogshit song real quick

Traveling to NYC and asking the locals “y’all got weezer out here?”

If you can believe it