I've got a brand new chimney built on top, and it's made out of human skulls. That cannot be within planning regs. I'm gonna fire that builder.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkIc... Great finish to the 2025 Bathurst 1000. If you have a spare 25 mins, well worth it. #motorsport

The cool thing about the GPS tracker is it recorded my time round the Tandragee 100 road racing circuit. For comparison, Michael Dunlop did it in 2m55s. I was very, very close with 6m46s. An average speed of 47.5mph. That's my average speed, not Michael's. #motosky #motorbikes #practicallythesame

Look, if I had a leaf blower, I'd use a leaf blower! Since it was dry, I took Big Suze out for run instead. #motosky #motorbikes

Apologies if I've asked this before, but is using a hairdryer on your bike (to dry the bike, not what's left of my hair) a sign of madness? #motosky #motorbikes

www.bbc.com/news/article... I wonder did they ever get 'Possessed to Skate' by Suicidal Tendencies in on 12" yet, it's been 40 years since I ordered it.

The resistance fought valiantly to push back the fascist forces, risking arrest & harm. The fascists tried beating them, tear gassing, and water cannons to push them back. The resistance was armed with only signs, flags, and the strength of their bravery. #3E #GeorgiaProtests

Old age is great. Stood for about 20 seconds this morning using the car remote unlock to try to open the freezer.

I saw One Battle After Another last night, it was pretty good say 7.5/10, well acted, decently made, but I don't think it was close to film of the year stuff. Maybe a touch too long.

There's a nice video highlighting Russia's behaviour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljgO...

If you’re still lurking on Twitter you are still on Twitter. Shut that shit down.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if Trump stayed overnight in Windsor Castle but tomorrow, the royals just come out and wave, and he doesn’t. It’s never mentioned again. But on Sunday, by the town hall, the whole of Windsor, rich and poor, gathers to tuck into this enormous fuck-off pie.

Visited my potato dealer today. #IrishThings

If Liverpool had lost their last 17 league games in a row, they’d still be ahead of Man United in the Ruben Amorim era league table.

Anyone else clean the cooker singing 'Degreaser' to the tune of 'Debaser'?

RIP IN PEACE DIANA PRINCESS OF OUR HEARTS BLESSING US FOREVER SITTING WITH THE ANGLES

Nipped out for a Hamamatsu Brain Massage this evening. #motosky #suzuki #motorcycle

Hi America. You've got a fascism problem.

Sad to see the A-Team have fallen on hard times.

Attempting to rig elections on his behalf. Turning the military on citizens. Toying with the idea of declaring martial law. Attacking political enemies and punishing those who speak out against his regime. If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?

I hate the way we've weakened our midfield to effectively play a 4-2-4. #lfc

Twenty Bensons, a packet of blue Rizlas, and two Magnums please.

Back home from the #ManxGP, and some dolphins had a play around the boat on the way back! Epically good weekend.

Sailing back home now. Bye bye Isle of Man. #ManxGP #motosky

Yes. #motosly #classictt #unionmills

Michael! #classictt #motosky #2stroke

This is quality footage, considering how drunk I am. #motosky #manxgp #halfcut

Union Mills. #motosky #supersport #ManxGP

Under starters orders...

Health and safety nightmare. :-)

The speed they carry through that right hander is hard to comprehend. #motosky #ManxGP #UnionMills

At Union Mills. #ManxGP #motosky Mind boggling.

That's us ashore. Heading up to Union Mills now. #motosky #manxgp

The Isle of Man getting bigger in the distance. #motosky #ManxGP 9.5 Nautical Miles to go.

We'll be staying aboard the boat, and heading off early on Sunday. That's assuming we can find our mooring on Saturday evening... #motosky #motorbike #motorcycles #ManxGP

Sailing with a mate to the Isle of Man tomorrow. Should be a bit of an adventure. Planning on spending Saturday in the Railway Inn at Union Mills watching the Manx Grand Prix racing and drinking beers. #motosky #motorbike #motcycles #ManxGP

Took Big Suze out for a run into Armagh this evening. #motosky #motorbike #motorcycles

Went for a run tonight up into the Sperrins. #motosky #motorcycles #motorbike

Bit of a queue getting into #anfield main stand. #ynwa #liverpool

In other news, I'm away off to Liverpool to watch the two friendly matches tomorrow. Should be pretty amazing.

This is some run-chase. It must have been like this watching Bradman, Hutton or Hammond in their pomp. Just an air of will and inevitability about it. #cricket Having said that, it *could* still go wrong for England...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tZI... There's a nice Black Sabbath cover. #ByeOzzy

STEWART: “I feel like I’m watching something so self-evidently inhumane and horrific and to be told I have to shut up because I risk the Jewish state by speaking out? I would say the opposite — they’re putting the likelihood of a surviving Jewish state much more at risk.”

Another couple of pics from the weekend. #motosky #motorcycle #advbike The Burren and Black Sod Bay.

That's the map of the trip, although we didn't get to Achill Island. The other pic is from Downpatrick Head along the north coast of Mayo. #motosky #motorcycle #advbike

Magho Viewpoint, overlooking Lower Lough Erne and stopping for ice cream at Glencar Lough. #motosky #motorcycle #advbike

Great days bike touring. Here's Rory at Ballyshannon and the Gleniff horseshoe.

The BBC is livestreaming (worldwide) coverage of the Armoy Road Races this Saturday from 9:30BST. www.bbc.com/sport/motors... #motosky #motorbikes #roadracing #Armoy

Just watched the 2012 British Folk Horror Comedy "Sightseers". What a great film. Highly recommended.