US: "You are cordially invited" Canada: "Sorry I can't make it" US: "OK. You are no longer invited" Canada: ""

Important message to evangelical fundamentalists: Coitus interruptus is a sin, even if it fails spectacularly.

Apart from using your medical records, Palantir also has a strategic partnership with the company which delivers just about anything to your doorstep with a smile. We're in good hands.

I agree with Vance. With Trump's conning skills it will go upside down well before it turns.

On the plus side I don’t get messages from Elon.

ICE is detaining a 5 year old boy. If you get off on this, you’re a monster and don’t you dare pretend to worship God.

"We believe our eyes"

This must be youngest Tren de Aragua member identified to date.

"the hard way if necessary" explainer.

Unfortunately X is all we have...

The US president and Tony Blair will work together once again to counter mass destruction for no particular reason. Awesome.

The main difference between America's and Greenland's colonization is that the Inuit were not wiped out by Cunningham and Hall.

How many people did ICE kill yesterday?

"would" collapse. 🤣🤣🤣

American oil consumption per capita stands at about 3500 liters per capita per year, or twice Europe's. Therefore America asks Europe to pay more to defend the planet.

Time for the daily Reichspressekonferenz. Today you will hear directly from the Reichspressechef.

The EU should impose a 100% tariff on US products and deal with Mercosul, Canada, China and India only. Block X, Meta, Alphabet. Boycott Soccer World Championship and Olympics. Close Ramstein & other US bases. Sell US government bonds and reclaim EU gold in the US (1000 tons from Germany alone).

I can't repeat this enough.

Next time anyone wants to refer to Russian referendum or election results, ask them what they know about the real Russia.

Original cartoon by @lectrr.bsky.social

If you place freedom over soccer, boycott the World Cup.

Disclaimer: I stole this meme

BREAKING: after Valenzuela Opposition leader Maria Corina Machado presented Donald Trump with her Nobel Prize, she also presented him with her Miss Teen Venezuelan sash, as well as the original dress she wore when she won it. #DonaldTrump #PeacePrize

When Mexican drug cartel members eat out, they collect phones, eat, graciously pay the tab for the entire restaurant, give back the cell phones and leave your restaurant ready for the next service. ICE on the other hand eat, arrest your waiters and staff, destroy their cell phones before leaving.

Anyone with a shred of class and decency would have politely refused it, so naturally Trump took it.

The blatant lies are unimaginable. This is *not* what the delegations agreed on. This is not the mandate of the working group. There is no end to the lying.

Telling her to watch her language because there are children around when these fucking monsters just sent four children to the hospital after fucking tear gassing them has filled with me a whole new kind of rage.

The United States needs military access to Greenland, which it already has, to defend the Arctic, which it already does, from Russian and Chinese ships, which aren’t actually there, and this is so important we should destroy the Western alliance to get it, do I have that right?

America is unraveling every valuable institutional principle which it pioneered just a few decades ago, just to show us what impact it has. This is the ultimate demonstration of teacher's dedication. Thank you America.

We need 25 patriotic, Constitution-loving Republicans — 5 in the House and 20 in the Senate — to join with Democrats to impeach and remove him. We could be rid of him by the end of the week. It’s far more plausible than America surviving three more years of this. Start manifesting now.

I've said this before and I'll say it again. It would only take a tiny handful of Republican Congress members or senators to stop the slide of America toward authoritarian fascism, but nope. They're all in.

"The Sword of Damocles"

Sorry, we are busy stealing an Island.

Jon Ross was stationed in El Paso, Texas from 2007 to 2015. The El Paso border patrol office was under review in 2010 to 2012 because they intentionally stood in front of vehicles to justify shooting. There were 62 accounts of border patrol officer standing in front of vehicles and shooting

“When Brexit passed, the economic impact was initially minimal. But a decade later, the UK is estimated to have lost 6 to 8 per cent of GDP relative to its pre-Brexit trajectory. Structural damage reveals itself slowly, and always too late to be reversed.” giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

How about if a boat landed somewhere 400 years ago?

So Aaron, I came across an article from 2014. Between 2010 and 2012 US border agents stepped in front of vehicle 62 times to justify shooting. Guess whose name is mentioned Jon Ross has been under review for repeatedly doing this www.thenation.com/article/arch...

😂😂😂the self awareness.

🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific. They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him. Stop the lies.

Protests are intensifying across Iran tonight. In Isfahan’s Chaharbagh Bala, crowds are growing (larger then yesterday). In Tehran’s Janat Abad, protesters are clashing with security forces who use tear gas. At Vanak Square, an IRGC vehicle with a mounted gun is blocking access north on Valiasr.

As we knew all along the reasons are entirely of a psychopathological nature, i.e. the fobia of one man for not being taken seriously.

And now he appears to be a murderer

That turned out to happen a lot faster than I expected.

In Tehran, footage shows police equipment in flames as protestors take over the streets. In Yazd, regime vehicles are also burning. In Kashan, a Basij base is reportedly on fire with protesters chanting “Javid Shah.”

I'm just going to say this once: If you're stupid enough to allow yourself to be gaslit by morons like Trump and Noem, you deserve to have them representing you.

Iranian state media claim "radical groups" are torching police stations and vehicles in Tehran. Early reports say security forces have begun using live fire. Attacks on military and police personnel are now being reported in multiple provinces. This is going to be a long night in Iran.

NOTAMS (warning to pilots) have been issued across Iran. Suggests something big might be happening.

For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies