Regarding dishwashers, everyone at work is a feral raccoon and I’m the Scandinavian architect resisting the urge to constantly reorganize it.

I have a short term 7th floor office and a short term 14th floor apartment, and I have just discovered the importance of remembering the difference when deciding on a whim to take the stairs

Can confirm! Thanks for the rec, I was nearby!

@evanschiff.com building Frankenstein piece by piece Really cool walk-through of all his timelines. youtu.be/5Sp3IZddVv8?...

Here’s a lovely piece Netflix cut together focusing on my work editing Frankenstein!

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

What a great piece! This just gets better and better as you read. prospect.org/2025/12/11/s...

This is me in Adobe Premiere, trying to edit someone else's badly setup project

Oh no! My Coffee Bean account was signed into from localhost!

In celebration of #WorldVFXDay, we’re excited to share this deep dive into the VFX and world-building of Frankenstein with VFX Supervisor Dennis Berardi, Editor @evanschiff.com, and Writer/Director Guillermo del Toro 🎬✨ #Frankenstein #VFX @realgdt.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWfz...

I love this gesture so much that I will accept the wasteful mailing of this standard def DVD even though I would never do this film the injustice of watching it that way. Bravo Joachim Trier.

I‘m on the Avid podcast this week, talking about editing Frankenstein!

The Frankenstein family portrait, oil on linen, 120x150cm

FRANKENSTEIN is on NETFLIX but- still in many theatres- please consult your local listings and choose your watch/rewatch preference!

Today~ Its Alive!! @realgdt.bsky.social incredible FRANKENSTEIN film is now streaming on Netflix! An amazing journey and incredible production to have worked on as Head of Concept Design and couldn’t be more thrilled and proud seeing everyone’s inspiring work come to life! Will post concepts soon!

Proved once again tonight that it is impossible to “just watch the beginning” of Star Trek (2009)

whaaaat… how did I not know about this beforehand

DAMN DUDE!

Me googling “Can a baseball game go on forever?”

My 8yo: “Daddy who is that? Is that Frankenstein?” Me: “Well actually…”

Good morning! Here is the full uncropped poster that I did for @realgdt.bsky.social for Frankenstein

And there’s still a handful of seats at this screening to see an intro by @realgdt.bsky.social in NYC

My guy @realgdt.bsky.social gots a movie coming out this weekend and it’s gunna be a monster,!!!

Workshopping a new horror movie: DEPARTMENT HEADS This Fall, Heads Will Roll.

So I guess I’m at the “googling memes my kids are saying“ stage of parenting

Last time with this one.

You know when a plane has to return to the airport but it’s too heavy to land so they dump fuel to make the plane lighter… yeah this is what that looks like

It took them so long to release it I lost track of when they actually did, but no matter, I have my UHD copy of SNEAKERS now!

My friend Antonio Negret and his brother Daniel directed and wrote, respectively, a great indie horror movie called SHAMAN. It’s available for pre-order now, check it out! tv.apple.com/us/movie/sha...

Some first looks to @realgdt.bsky.social amazing FRANKENSTEIN via @vanityfair.com Wonderful seeing it all come to life and getting to be part of an incredible production as concept designer! Big cheers to Guillermo, Mike Hill, @katehawleycostume.bsky.social Tamara Deverell and the Frankenstein team!

SOY FRANKELDA has been recognized at @fantasiafestival.com 2025! We received the Special Mention of the Jury for the Satoshi Kon Award for Excellence in Animation, honoring visionary and original animated storytelling. A huge honor, thank you so much.

See? That’s not so hard!

A+ billboard placement

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

I don't know what I did to deserve this kind of karma, but I fully backed up a 1TB SSD 5 days before it decided to crap out.

youtu.be/x--N03NO130?... Only Monsters Play God…

Teaser time! I’m so glad to finally be able to share what we’ve been working on!

#Postsky #Filmsky Time to help one of our own! I know times are tough, please donate if you can and/or share to your friends online. 🙏🏻 gofund.me/38ab7d4d

spiral notebooks are a conspiracy against left handed writers is my one conspiracy theory tbh

First Trailer in 7 days…

I guess the NYT Crossword editor took this diagram literally

I saw @rianjohnson.bsky.social recommend The Residence so my wife and I gave it a go… Yep we’re hooked. It’s really fun, Uzo Aduba is great, and we’re fully invested in the mystery

Same. Just waiting for Planet of the Apes: White Lotus to begin

The way Tramell Tillman pronounced the word “monosyllabically” in the latest episode of SEVERANCE like Jesus just give him the Emmy already.

Solid own goal by Adobe, seen here selling their AI bullshit with unintentional honesty.

The Schiff Notes! We Schiffs love a pun, with one obvious exception.

After all this time, there is still no one in Congress who seems to understand on a technical level how computers and the internet actually work.

This awesome, firefighting wonder of machinery looks like its design inspiration was a 6yo’s stick figure drawing of a helicopter

had to evacuate with liz since our neighborhood has been under threat, but she has been working nonstop on trying to gather all of the GoFundMes of any Crew Member that has lost their homes in the fires into this list. all of these people have been community verified. please donate if you can 🤍

Put together a spreadsheet of Hollywood #crew fundraisers for crew members affected by the #LAFires. If you can give, please do. If you can't, please share! Our crews have had a horrible 5 years, and to start off 2025 with this level of destruction is unimaginable. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...