i reordered my Christmas playlist by original release date and i feel better

Me when I have 1 evening in the week without plans: I’ve never known love

My bussy like Marill cause I be bouncin on it

i was up most of the night with a fever. i feel like my bones are filled with bad soup.

Ready for a beef night out, but looks like I brought the Hog roast 🐷

(to the tune of “all I wanted was you”) Piss piss-piss piss piss PISSSS

I hardly slept and I feel reckless. Unhinged. What if I had a can of monster for breakfast. Mental. You couldn’t make it up.

It keeps happening

man chiiiilld, why you always manny childing on me

BUTTER GRINDR MONEY not sure but I don’t like it

My brain as soon as I wake up: world is spinning I’m not dizzy call you but your telephone busy I been thinking do you miss me does my memory make you wanna kiss me

😂😂 Art by @vitamin-bara.bsky.social, I believe.

Feeling Very sorry for myself. Can I take a sick day because I’m sad? Oh dear.

These overhead bulbs are making me see myself in a whole new light

Me: I want to get more sleep Body: 6 hours Me: ok but everywhere says I need 7-9 right? Body: 5 hours Me: what if I go to bed earlier? Body: … Me: …. Body: … 4 hours.

Nothing that a person needs to live should cost money. Nationalise all utilities, public transport and rental property.

In the song “I just died in your arms tonight” by cutting crew, when the lead singer Nick Van Eede sings “it must have been something you said” why does he sing the word Must like that? Moost. I checked, he doesn’t have an accent that explains it.

Brighton is amazing for the amount of people you see staggering drunk before noon. And they’re yelling!

#cumface #facial #cumeat #cumeater #cumeating #cumswallow #cum #mamada #leite #gozadanacara #gozadanaboca #gozadanagarganta #gozada

WOW okay unfollowing her now. Was a massive fan of her work and respected her as a shrewd business woman but had no idea she was stealing young mermaid's voices and putting them in seashells.

For this #HumpDay please enjoy this vintage butt (2019!). Some of you will recognise this pool, no doubt.

Yes.

Hey can I still play, though? #mcm

anyone else see #mcm and think "manchester comic...mon"

my youtube has decided somehow that after every video i watch, it should autoplay "Donkey Kong Country 2 - Hot Head Bop [Restored] Extended" and i'm very ok with it.

b00b day

Would you go on a date with me?

Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)!

blumpkin spiced latte.

I enjoy the phenomenon of the gay guy music video night

The thing about London is it has infinity guys

Tell me if this is too much. It was taken as motivation for someone special.

Lil thirst trap

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Re-trick-or-treat with your favourite Halloween costume 🩸 count Fuckula🧛‍♂️

Off to the leather social

I'm never actually going to need to write another comment piece again am I? The right wing shit rags are just going to keep recruiting for us. Folks - want a better country? Join.greenparty.org.uk

I will cum if you do that 🥵 flip fucking and synchronised cumshot with @seithgunn.bsky.social 😮‍💨 🔗 of.com/pharaohphag 🍆🍑 @seithgunn.bsky.social 🍆🍑 @pharaohphag.bsky.social

you ever see a profile that's like thing you like 1 / thing you like 2 / special interest / stuff you enjoy / describing you get in touch!! and then you woof them and they're like 😒 <ignore>

hey can everyone who is not single/open to dating please log off for a day or so? I'm trying to see something

There’s no pumpkin cream iced chai tea latte this year…

it’s officially spooky season, post your 4 favorite horror films of the decade so far

guy said "blindfolded, door unlocked, do what you want to me". so i stole his tv. i guess he didn't literally mean "no limits".

feeling very down today and have to keep reminding myself it's because i partied at the weekend. No, my life isn't falling apart.

idea for a drag name: moustache-a beddingfield

“everybody hates me” no they don’t u just didn’t sleep at all last night

Sure ok

70% of loving a dog is singing songs about them while they wiggle at you