LICKED AND LOADED 👅💦 @cheekysubboy.bsky.social

You can just say you’re “taken”. The “happily” part feels pointed.

I’m feeling needy so please like this recent photo of me post-gym

Please enjoy this hotel lighting

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Do you ever get up to like get a drink and then you see something that needs tidying up and THEN your body is like “actually you need to pee” and now you’re ANGRY because it’s like can I do ONE fucking thing please without being interrupted????

Are you more into Klumps Or Krushas?

did the gym but then ate too much. will i ever be rid of this cursed flesh?

#cumface #facial #cumeat #cumeater #cumeating #cumswallow #cum #mamada #leite #gozadanacara #gozadanaboca #gozadanagarganta #gozada

He started off slow, but once he got deep, my body just completely took over. 👊💦 I ended up cumming without even touching my dick. @thottyblake.bsky.social

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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go I am pretty pleased with this prophecy

Good times with @deanmichaelz.bsky.social

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

"Risk is our business." “Seize the time… Live now! Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.” “If we are to be damned let us be damned for what we really are.”

My brain every seven (7) minutes: If they wasn't grillin' before They gon' be really mad when we hit the floor It's a crime to be gorgeous

hey i really AM peach fuzz

i reordered my Christmas playlist by original release date and i feel better

Me when I have 1 evening in the week without plans: I’ve never known love

My bussy like Marill cause I be bouncin on it

i was up most of the night with a fever. i feel like my bones are filled with bad soup.

Ready for a beef night out, but looks like I brought the Hog roast 🐷

(to the tune of “all I wanted was you”) Piss piss-piss piss piss PISSSS

I hardly slept and I feel reckless. Unhinged. What if I had a can of monster for breakfast. Mental. You couldn’t make it up.

It keeps happening

man chiiiilld, why you always manny childing on me

BUTTER GRINDR MONEY not sure but I don’t like it

My brain as soon as I wake up: world is spinning I’m not dizzy call you but your telephone busy I been thinking do you miss me does my memory make you wanna kiss me

😂😂 Art by @vitamin-bara.bsky.social, I believe.

Feeling Very sorry for myself. Can I take a sick day because I’m sad? Oh dear.

Me: I want to get more sleep Body: 6 hours Me: ok but everywhere says I need 7-9 right? Body: 5 hours Me: what if I go to bed earlier? Body: … Me: …. Body: … 4 hours.

Nothing that a person needs to live should cost money. Nationalise all utilities, public transport and rental property.

In the song “I just died in your arms tonight” by cutting crew, when the lead singer Nick Van Eede sings “it must have been something you said” why does he sing the word Must like that? Moost. I checked, he doesn’t have an accent that explains it.

Brighton is amazing for the amount of people you see staggering drunk before noon. And they’re yelling!

#cumface #facial #cumeat #cumeater #cumeating #cumswallow #cum #mamada #leite #gozadanacara #gozadanaboca #gozadanagarganta #gozada

WOW okay unfollowing her now. Was a massive fan of her work and respected her as a shrewd business woman but had no idea she was stealing young mermaid's voices and putting them in seashells.

Yes.

anyone else see #mcm and think "manchester comic...mon"

my youtube has decided somehow that after every video i watch, it should autoplay "Donkey Kong Country 2 - Hot Head Bop [Restored] Extended" and i'm very ok with it.

b00b day

Would you go on a date with me?

Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)!

blumpkin spiced latte.

I enjoy the phenomenon of the gay guy music video night

The thing about London is it has infinity guys

Lil thirst trap

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Re-trick-or-treat with your favourite Halloween costume 🩸 count Fuckula🧛‍♂️

Off to the leather social