Serving truck stop chic. Someone hand me a Slim Jim and directions to the showers.

Entering my astigmatism era 🤓

Every time 😆 #kitteas #catsofbluesky

Happy National Nude Day! Unfortunately, it's also National Tape Measure Day. 😬😅

If we took a holiday Took some time to celebrate... #NationalNudeDay

Pekoe & the spin cycle 🤘 #kitteas

Wtf is the point of applying a label I had *already* applied?

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This is only 1-2 miles from my house, and I drive past it every day on my commute to work. This is pretty wild, considering the fullest it's ever been before was only about 50%. When I first saw photos of the full reservoir, I honestly thought they were fake.

Types of Tornado Alert xkcd.com/3267/

Honestly, this is one of my favorite parts of the day. If I lie down for a nap, Grey will show up 20 minutes later, meowing loudly and demanding cuddles. He then stretches out in the same position every time, and purrs until he falls asleep. 🥰

Rooftop 4th

Let it all go.

Twenty-four isn't one of the "big" anniversaries. No silver. No pearl. Not even a dedicated Hallmark section. But it does mean 8,766 days of choosing each other. Happy anniversary to my favorite adventure. ♥️

😅 ngl.link/polomex

🦶 ngl.link/polomex

📏 ngl.link/polomex

Aww, my TV buddy is here.

Posting for reasons. Yeehaw. youtu.be/gDcHBgVsGvE

Feeling my oats today

Thank all that is gay for good weather, dance beats, and Google Location Sharing. 😅 P.S. At one point, Nick looked over at me while I was dancing through the streets and said, "I think this is the happiest I've seen you in a long time." 😁🕺 #pride #chicagopride www.instagram.com/reel/DaJiKQx...

Waiting for our section of the parade to start #pride #chicagopride #chicagoprideparade

Float monitors ready for duty! #pride #chicagopride #chicagoprideparade

Time to activate Super Gay Mode™. 🌈 #pride #chicagopride #chicagoprideparade

2023. Outfit for nudist Pride party. Here, queer, with a big hairy rear.

Hey champ, give me a hand with the trash?

06/25/2017. It was the first time in a long while we had both attended the Pride Parade. If you're attending the Chicago parade this year, keep your eyes peeled for this handsome duo. We’ll be promenading in style. But patience, darlings. We’ve been placed near the very end of the parade. 🏳️‍🌈

🎉🎉🎉

06/23/2022: St Louis, MO. I'm not a size queen, but I do appreciate a king-sized piece. 👑

06/22/2022. Hopkinsville, KY. I gave it my best shot, but no luck.

We were encouraged to wear western/cowboy attire to work today, so it was a whole lot of "Hey y'all" and "yee-haw" around the office.

06/21/2022: Nashville, Tennessee Just wingin' it 😇

06/21/2022: Franklin, Kentucky. An actual fork in the road. And a knife!

To all soon-to-be dads, new dads, old dads, step dads, suddenly dads, adoptive dads, strict dads, don't-tell-mom dads, I'm-still-cool dads, stay-at-home dads, who-needs-instructions dads, veteran dads, serving dads, and gone-too-soon dads... But most importantly, to my dad... Happy Father's Day.

06/21/2022: Louisville, Kentucky To those who refuse to dim their light. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

06/21/2022: Louisville, Kentucky. Sir, this is a public street.

Blood results are back. Sadly, no super powers detected. Doc says I have low HDL, and I should eat more nuts, fatty fish, and avocados. Does anyone know how I can get nuts in my mouth more often?

06/20/2022: Grey, it's Pride Month. Come out of the closet! 🏳️‍🌈 #kitteas #catsofbluesky

Pekoe has scheduled a mandatory meeting and now she can't seem to pay attention. #kitteas #catsofbluesky

Earl Grey and his emotional support human. #kitteas #catsofmastodon

Just a reminder to get responsibly poked so you can keep responsibly poking. #KnowYourStatus

06/18/2022: I'm planning a road trip with my bestie, and as I talk about it with friends, it occurs to me that they have a different definition of "road trip" than I do. 🚙 (1/4)

I remember when this was the only porn I had access to.

From the #tollbooth days... 🏳️‍🌈💵 #GayDollar #Pride

Look! New shoes!

Turns out I still have the shirt and hat. The hat (and its wearer) has seen some years...

I engaged this little trick during yesterday’s blood draw. I asked for a spare alcohol wipe, and the lab tech happily obliged. Not even a smidge of queasiness. No Victorian fainting couch required. 😁

Routine maintenance

06/12/2022: Earl Grey just got his own personal Christmas in June. He was running around the house with one of his toys, batting it around like a soccer ball. I watched as it slid under the stove.

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