Big bautumn autumn

Only Charli I know is xcx and she’s fine so

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

“So do you think he’s dead? Was that a body double? A clone? Maybe they’re pulling a weekend at Bernie’s? Anyways, that dom top texted me.”

Happy Labor Day y’all. May we all unionize our workplaces and shake the money down from the top of the ladder. 👊🏻

Having a wonderful end of the summer, hbu?

Now that it's been a few days, I wanted to share some of my favorite pieces I wrote for Eater over the 6+ years I was there. First off, I got to write a lot about the intersection of food and queerness, culminating in this piece that got me a JBFA nomination www.eater.com/24162871/foo...

Feelin cheeky hehe

just thinking about things

Being gay and a writer has fundamentally altered the way I hear “Trade Publication” like damn trade has an official magazine now?

Also hey here’s these

New, from me, for Eater Chicago. Hamburger Mary’s has finally returned to Chicago. Great new space that’s as gay as ever 💃🏻🪩💅🏻 chicago.eater.com/openings/161...

Biergarten betrunken meine Freunde

SPF 30 kinda evening

I don’t get why so many gays are mean when you can wear flowers and tell people they’re hot and you love seeing them on the dance floor

Damn 😶

Queer food is eating lobster mac and cheese in one of the nation’s oldest taverns where the founding fathers got pissed drunk as “Good Luck Babe!” plays over the bar’s speakers

Imagine hating me and I’m just in my existential crisis void like

Grateful for warm weather at the start of this Pride season

Why would I, as a customer, pay $300 a person for a meal where the chef completely outsourced their creativity? At that level your own imagination is precisely what I'm paying you for, what an L and an insult to admit you can't do it and charge me anyway. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/02/d...

Properly celebrated IML 😜

The guy on the right wishes he could tell the guy on the left to be a little kinder to himself, to have patience, and to trust the process.

I fear I may once again become feral

Went to the beach on Friday and walking to the club in a tank top Chicago is so back babe

There’s this hot guy who lives directly across the alley from me and we’re both cooking with our kitchen doors open stealing looks at each other and I’m 90% sure he’s gay and I’m 2% sure this is our meet cute

Wrote 800 words before realizing I was getting to my point in my new column ama

Beat my own ass in the gym today but it felt pretty good tbh

Marina said “Selma Hayak in the sun” and she fucking ran with it I’m so in love with this

Casual reminder that the MODERATE position is to abolish ICE, a rogue and dangerous institution that is terrorizing folks regardless of immigration status (which doesn’t matter to anyone who really cares about other people). The “radical” position is to prosecute every ICE officer.

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I’d never deprive myself of a sweet treat

hey yeah so you’re like really hot you should live in Chicago with all the other LGBTQ baddies??

I love that Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was filmed in Chicago, the pope’s ancestral homeland

I read this last night and woke up with the stiffest back pain I’ve had in years. Then I told my friend about my back pain via text and they tweaked their back while packing up their car shortly afterwards. Is this some kind of transferable curse??

Why do I look bigger in this outtake than I do in the actual progress pic I took? 😑

Going to start sarcastically saying “yes” by asking people, “Is the pope from Chicago?”

Chicago can’t get a girl on drag race but we can get a pope in the Vatican so I guess we won somewhere

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV announces all communion wine will now be malört, says he wants to know, “who’s really dedicated to the eucharist.”

oh I see, when the pope chooses a new name, Christians are all for it and address him as such, but a TRANS person chooses a new name—

How it feels being a gay cradle Catholic in Chicago rn

🚨New Salad Alert🚨 Chicken Caprese Salad Salad with a balsamic vinaigrette

Girl who is going to be okay

Obsessed with the comment! 😭🤣

I love being a gay writer like wdym the publicist I’m professionally emailing with (not mine) added me on insta and his story is him raving at a Charlie XCX concert lmfaoo

Danced all night long, again 😌

Currently the gayest person in North Carolina ama

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

Masc-presenting gay woman at work asked me for my hair stylist’s info and that’s how I **know** it’s a look 🥹