you have to also love fat people who can't perform feats of physical prowess or impressive athletics. you have to also love fat people whose fatness is unpalatable and unfashionable. or i'll kill you. i'll fucking kill you.

The first episode of "Jaadugar : A Witch in Mongolia" will premiere in June at Annecy Festival (France). www.annecyfestival.com/en/the-festi...

Never understood the "annoyed by being asked searchable questions" crowd. I'm trying to talk to YOU dummy!

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Hierophant

Seven-Part Pact, my fantastical and ornate TTRPG about the seven most powerful wizards in a fantasy world, is coming this summer to kickstarter!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sjg...

Futzing with sketchbook

EVERYTHING'S COMIN UP NOW BABEYYY

I'm literally bald and I backed this. What's your excuse? 👀 Unicorn Hair Claw Clips | Themed Collection on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/che...

13 days left, and we're super close to 75% funded!! 🎉

"I haven't seen black people have it bad in America in at least the last ten years." - my coworker who is stupid, I will be hitting her with 10,000 hammers now

Bored? Consult the brick that contains both infinite knowledge and infinite lies.

I really do wish our country could be run by normal people who want to make things better. That would be kinda cool just saying.

If you have not read Persepolis you should, it is an extremely powerful graphic novel thats available for free on the Internet Archive: archive.org/details/pers... Though I would also highly reccomend supporting Marjane directly and purchasing it as well.

the president should be a big brain that floats around and attack syou

The US and Israel are bombing Iran. Anyone reporting it as “preventive” is engaging in propaganda, by definition. There is no interpretation of what’s happening as anything else than a crime. You don’t have to like the Iranian regime to understand why this is bad.

Tonight my brain picked itself apart like a vengeful bird

We are more than any of this. We are older than any of this.

No euphoria experienced can match lying down in your bed.

I'm a man in the way that a tomato is a fruit.

He just looks like that

"Doing things you enjoy is bread and circuses." In regards to like... hobbies is kind of crazy. Now the Olympics on the other hand...

i notice when i look at stuff on here that everything is bad and getting worse. but when i look at video games and video game related entertainment for 12 hours i don't notice any of that stuff. kinda weird

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In your late 20's to 30's gay men experience twink death. Yet behold for death is nothing without rebirth. One is reborn as: A dad (children optional) A guy who looks like he could be someone's accountant 🤷

TPUSA.... toilet paper USA

Truly nothing more humbling than being in your 30s living in a college town. I could be having the most peaceful and beautiful morning only to find out someone drew a dong on my windshield overnight

Had a nightmare that I met Ronald Reagan and he was an ugly twink

It is painful

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"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants" No you don't. If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.

The more I learn about the process of how unions work and the nuances of working with management the more I am realizing that what I am looking for, is to hit someone with a hammer when they suggest cutting healthcare benefits for employees

The quickest way to settle contract negotiation disputes is to send me in with a gun and a blindfold if they reach an impasse. Doors are locked until it's sorted out.

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

Acetaminophen makes you psychic

Hey! Help my friend by giving them money!

I wish more people of the creatives I follow on Instagram had a bluesky so that I could leave Instagram.

I need to get back to reading gay webcomics again. That era of my life may have been peak.

It's crazy to me when people thank me for working in elder care because I feel like a piece of shit who isn't doing enough 100% of the time

I've decided that the new god I pray to is the mother snail who lives at the center of the planet with the earth as her shell. One day she will awaken and kill all of us blessed be the snail 🙏

Post-election I'm learning so much, for example, Rudy Giuliani is still alive??? I thought he must be dead by now.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

They wasted soooooooo much money.

Every rapper who uses the word 'faggot' in their raps is in fact a faggot. Case cracked 💪

Being awake for over 24 hours and working two shifts in that period? Not the best, I would not recommend it.

A coworker who never talks to me just told me not to think too much and walked away and like.... she is correct.

The rapture happened but everyone fucking sucks so we're all still here and it looks exactly the same

Patient told me i can't eat peanut butter and jelly because I'm a man 😞

i can't wait for the trump admin to reveal what causes autism tomorrow so i can get started on my autismmaxxing regimen

Tylenol being the cause of autism is even more dumb than I thought it was going to be.