Congrats to my fave film podcast!

*searches* “Steve Winwood Chaka Khan fan fic”

New Vanderpump cast just makes me realize that nobody’s past will ever be as dark as Jax’s, including the dude who was shot three times

I’m quitting podcasting forever

I’m lucky to have a video store in my town who is kind enough to indulge in my very uncool watchlist aka getting me a sealed standard def dvd of a random 40’s movie where Robert Walker plays Brahms

Me and my nephews hanging out

Had a blast talking Christmas movies with Millie and Casey on Dear Movies, I Love You. #filmsky 📽 @milliedechirico.bsky.social

Can’t believe I once applied to be a team trivia host when I was like, 28. What was I thinking

Dodgers are gonna actually send me to the graveyard one of these days

Nothing feels better than the simple fact that I make my own caesar salad dressing now

Hi. I'm a guest on the latest "Dear Movies, I love You" podcast hosted by @milliedechirico.bsky.social and Casey O'Brien! I talked about which actors were the most convincing athletes in movies. It's the only time you'll hear me say nice things about Kevin Costner! omny.fm/shows/i-saw-...

We learned from @milliedechirico.bsky.social's Professional Sweetheart newsletter that she's programming Pam Grier's (!) SOUL FLIX, so it's kinda like the TCM Underground is back as a Roku/Plex Channel. Congrats Millie! wschronicle.com/pam-griers-n...

If I had written “Orinoco Flow” I would be totally insufferable with ego!

I want these sunglasses Hyeseong Kim has on. (Also, all baseball players should have lips this pouty)

Seriously, who programs MTV Classic. I want to be close friends

If only they’d release a new Animal Crossing right now

I got in

I'm back on this application/website. I'd like to talk about how little cups of tuna salad are a really good snack

A brand new, unlocked issue of my newsletter, Professional Sweetheart, is out today! Because it’s March, it’s all about the actor Fredric March (get it?) and I interview who I consider to be America’s foremost March scholar and fan, the writer and friend @biscuitkitten.bsky.social ! Check it out!

Watching Criminally Insane 2 again after several years. Love it’s an hour long (again) yet spends like over a minute just on this guy plating dog food

The bass line to Billy Idol’s “Eyes Without a Face” should be making all of you horny

This was an absolutely mind-blowing book for me to discover in the 90’s and I’m happy to hear the absolute perfect person is doing a doc around it. Congrats Kier-La!

Just put myself on a waiting list to join a bean club

Ever since I heard the term the other day I’m now obsessed with being a “fractional CEO”

The Millie De Chirico Story

I played this movie on TCM Underground in 2012 because it was not on DVD, hadn’t been on tv in a long time, and I just wanted people to be able to see it. Cut to: now! I’m very happy this is finally happening and that I got to provide a commentary track for it vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/...

Sorry but I love sunsets and I wanna be an old lady that paints them ALL DAY

Molly Shannon should win an honorary Oscar for her role in TALLADEGA NIGHTS

I finally, begrudgingly, saw the first SAW movie last night. The homie Bret Berg communicates my exact feelings on Letterboxd (leaning towards the latter)

The password is…fidelio

A trailer that says “From the twisted mind of ___________!” is my code for “BAD ENTERTAINMENT COMING”

I love basketball

How does anyone get anything done in Maine?! It’s the most nap-friendly state I’ve ever visited!

The most exciting thing that happened today is that I finally bought one of those hand cranked parmesan cheese graters they have at Olive Garden

The AGFA closet is infinitely cooler than the Criterion closet because they have multiple Doris Wishman boxsets 🤷🏻‍♀️

Listen, did I ruin a bunch of high school kids’ nights when me and my two friends rolled up to the ice cream place 6 minutes before they closed? Probably

I’m a cinephile

Okay Almodovar knows EXACTLY what he’s doing here

I used to be ambivalent about pineapple in the fruit salad, now it’s first down the hatch!!

I appreciate being mentioned in this article (one of the only ones I’ve read that seems like it’s gotten info from actual, boots on the ground employees) ohttps://ew.com/tv/tcm-insiders-detail-fight-to-protect-turner-classic-movies-network/

🎥if this image gives you a dopamine hit we could probably kick it

Struggling to think of much else outside of Pee-Wee Herman that makes me laugh just as much now as it did when I was six years-old. What a gift he gave us.

I totally thought Aiden was gonna get hit by a car during this scene 😂

Kind of love this place. Feels like old Twitter where you just said shit like “i lost a 6” sub in my house” and nobody liked or responded, just facts into the void

Lost an icon. When I discovered I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got as a teen it was everything. Songs that were sensitive, sad, political, sexy, cathartic, for people who loved hard, in all areas of life. What a sad day.

Where is the UHD/4K limited edition CAGED HEAT packaged in an actual cage with an essay that is just a lady who punches you in the face for stealing her smokes

If Atlanta had a few 1-2 screen theaters scattered around the city playing arthouse/rep stuff, this city would truly be GREAT

Today begins the first day of my Substack adventure. It’s called Professional Sweetheart and it’s a newsletter about film, me, and some other cool things. Hope to see ya there! http://professionalsweetheart.substack.com

Just finished the Wham! documentary and Andrew Ridgeley came across as the most secure person on planet earth