Is this thing on?

I miss California. I miss friendships that didn’t feel politically transactional. I miss being able to say exactly what I mean. I miss being heard and felt and held. I miss my life. But this is also my life. There will be parts of this part of life that I will miss. It just never stops. It’s stupid.

God damn dude. I’m so fucking tired.

I have this friend that has such strong opinions about everyone’s job & where they spend their money & how they live their life, but his partner is the head of loss prevention at Amazon (as in: employees who steal) & he works at a luxury hotel which just recently set up a new shop in Jaffa.

I fucking love Baltimore

At Luigi Mangione’s cousin’s diy stoner metal show.

How do you politely tell someone they’re a self-righteous cunt in therapy talk?

I love clocking in to only 7 emails 😔🙏✨

Okay I did it. I hit legs so hard I almost threw up. Got home to and confirmed my suspicion that I indeed do have sun poisoning.

You mistake me dawg. I’m not an anarchist. I don’t care if lighting cop cars on fire does anything to the system. That shit is just for fun.

I woke up at 4:30 to go to the gym again. This shit nasty as fuck considering I went to bed at 12.

your honor, i'm gonna tell you the same thing i told my arresting officer, suck my fucking dick

If HD Carlton has a million haters, I am one of them. If HD Carlton has one hater, it’s me. If HD Carlton has no haters, I am dead.

I’m being censored on x the everything app

Me locking in to listen to the new Fontaines DC three minutes and thirty seconds before sliding off of my couch and onto the floor.

Can I come over and look at you like this?

🇵🇸

Took a rest day today. Taking PTO next week.

Pov: you’re about to get serb’d

Been known to shoot guns

I bet this feels so good for the boat.

I love to shoot machine guns with my friends 😌

I’m on levels of hot girl shit you couldn’t possibly comprehend.

The poster of this photo lost that hand to three 8s

Insurrectionist (complimentary)

Vegas baybeeee. Yes that is a yzy prints mini glong

The @abetterway2a.bsky.social house is slaying

I’ve never seen so many undercover police officers in my life.

just realized that booksky is trending because of the tiktok ban so they're all migrating over here. welcome to bluesky sorry for making fun of you all just please stop calling books "spicy" you're adults you can just say you're reading erotica it's fine thank you

Dudes rock

$19??!!?

anyone

New shorts

I’m like if a really hot girl was also a man.

The stress fractures of capitalism and the American empire’s descent into fascism got my man lookin’ YAAAAKED the fuck out on some Charlie Day level analysis.

The weird politician “I’m just like you!” bullshit is making me lose my mind. Bitch you ARE the government. You stupid mother fucker.

we’re doing a live show in chicago! we’ll be doing a live episode, come and hang and hopefully laugh about the brain rot the consumes this world

We’re all hangin dong with the boys later if you wanna drop by

Real hot girl shit last night

Talking casually to bro in the cod lobby

Anyway, I got to co-host this weeks episode of @abetterway2a.bsky.social podcast. Please do not clown on me for my vocal fry, I already want to die about it.

Bookmarking this for the next time someone tells me trans activism in the US is too confrontational

Remember what they stole from you.

Okay hey everybody. I guess this is officially the new jawn. I’m gonna cross post some stuff from TikTok here.