#copyediting No, we're not calling it Alligator Alcatraz. It's a Florida concentration camp.

told a nazi to off themselves on twitter and now im banned but this is okay???

I want the t-shirts, the posters, the sepia prints, the velvet portrait, the trapper keepers, the lunch boxes, the I-phone covers. Rep @algreen.house.gov is an American patriot.

it’s gonna be so funny if hell is real and all the republicans are there together

Gillian Anderson

You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

Hey real quick, what the fuck??

Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

me 5 days into this presidency

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

I think about this Erykah Badu clip a lot. If any friendly aliens are reading this, you can pick me up anytime now. I am READY!

First to be deported are criminals says the 34 count convicted felon.

This was mine😭😭

I need y’all to know that I love Janine and Gregory but THIS is my Abbott ship

the people who want to forcibly take over Canada are moving an event indoors because it is -6C outside. lol. lmao, even.

We’re all human beings❤️

Olivia Benson’s look in Burned is god tier. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Sometimes you use a pen that turns out to write way better than you thought it would and oh man that’s the good stuff

hey. so. i hate this.

Wait I must’ve missed something what’s Rollins doing here?

THE JAWLINE ONLY

should i watch this, besties? i’m not trying to be devastated

svu’s one saving grace for me rn is Olivia Benson being FINE as hell. i’m here for the jawline and the jawline only

I told myself I wasn’t gonna watch tonight but here I am

so out of the svu loop I didn’t even know it was coming back tonight

I—

Not I lost Fast Cars and Freedom too omg

his expressions in this scene. 🥺

She’s MUVA! #BeyondtheGates

about to find my people over there

Update: they love Luigi over there. First vid I saw on my fyp was a Luigi thirst trap

EVERYTHING’S FINE

can’t help but touch her. ✋🏼

update: they’re so fucking funny over there

Been in L.A. for two years and I still miss New York, but I will admit that when someone in L.A. says they had a magical experience it’s like locking eyes with a coyote under a full moon and when someone in New York says it they mean they witnessed a guy dressed as Ant-Man get kicked by a cop horse.

You‘ve been kidnapped. The character from the last TV show you watched is trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

christopher meloni x father figure

the folks on TikTok, in preparation of the ban, are downloading an app called rednote(Chinese TikTok apparently) to give their info directly to the Chinese govt out of spite and I’m loving it

I want to remind everyone that your local library is both physical AND digital. You hate streaming everything because the price is ridiculous? Library. You hate ads because they're every 3 mins or less? Library. You want to reduce your digital footprint? Library. You want sourced info? Library.

Women who have wealth have a record of charity and giving... Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Oprah, Ellen etc... they donate books, they give to food banks and homeless shelters... they contribute to their communities. Men who have wealth spend it on trips to space, and to the titanic, and presidents etc...

these edits are KILLING ME

Wonder how many times I can listen to this on loop before I move on